What grinds my gears...

[Beliall]

Halloween can **** off. It's not even a proper holiday ffs and all I hear is " I want to go trick or treating" . 

[Great Boos Up]

I'll say it again and will do till the day I die. Pissing about with the clocks grinds my gears.

Cue the 3 Scottish dairy farmers complaining.

The same number of daylight still exist, so leave it at british summer time or move half an hour forever to accommodate the british isles and leave the clocks alone.

[bovril]

9 minutes ago, Great Boos Up said:

I'll say it again and will do till the day I die. Pissing about with the clocks grinds my gears.

Cue the 3 Scottish dairy farmers complaining.

The same number of daylight still exist, so leave it at british summer time or move half an hour forever to accommodate the british isles and leave the clocks alone.

The thing that annoys me about it is that for some reason they give you the extra hour in bed on a Sunday. A Sunday.

[Strokes]

1 hour ago, bovril said:

The thing that annoys me about it is that for some reason they give you the extra hour in bed on a Sunday. A Sunday.

The kids still get up at the same time, so I just get drip fed the hour over about two week. Terrific!

[Sharpe's Fox]

 

New Toblerone. Scandalous.

[Carl the Llama]

15 minutes ago, Sharpe's Fox said:

 

New Toblerone. Scandalous.

Surely that's photoshopped?  It's apparently missing the e piece off the end but it still looks the same length as the box.

[Merging Cultures]

 

New Toblerone. Scandalous.

That can't be right.

[Merging Cultures]

Hearing about "The Cubs" every time I turn the radio on or check FB. It's baseball. Who cares?

[Great Boos Up]

On ‎03‎/‎11‎/‎2016 at 11:13, Merging Cultures said:

Hearing about "The Cubs" every time I turn the radio on or check FB. It's baseball. Who cares?

But all kids love "rounders"

[Dr The Singh]

Maggie Thatcher and shit Indian government that ore meditated the murder of innocent men women and children

[Carl the Llama]

House mate on the house whatsapp convo at half ten: Hey guys I'm about to do some quick hoovering because I've been sleeping all day so I didn't do it earlier.

 

Rest of us: Ok//Yeah cool, thanks for the warning//Go ahead.

 

Hoover-using housemate: [waits until 11pm then starts]

 

[Carl the Llama]

27 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

House mate on the house whatsapp convo at half ten: Hey guys I'm about to do some quick hoovering because I've been sleeping all day so I didn't do it earlier.

 

Rest of us: Ok//Yeah cool, thanks for the warning//Go ahead.

 

Hoover-using housemate: [waits until 11pm then starts]

 

Update:  Just started again at gone half 11.  Like why even bother warning us?

[Renart]

Counters on websites that don't accurately tell the amount of posts that have been posted!

[M0901]

People on Facebook/Instagram who write something along the lines of:

 

"Off out with "this one"

or

"Having a wonderful time with "this one"

 

Surely their name would suffice?

[Beliall]

I agree with that one

[Sharpe's Fox]

On 01/11/2016 at 13:09, Carl the Llama said:

Surely that's photoshopped?  It's apparently missing the e piece off the end but it still looks the same length as the box.

 

On 03/11/2016 at 11:12, Merging Cultures said:

That can't be right.

Not good news, lads.

[Carl the Llama]

3 hours ago, Sharpe's Fox said:

Not good news, lads.

I bought a Toblerone the other day. Still the same as it was...

[Webbo]

Anyone watching master chef? It's like the judges are having a face pulling contest.

[Parafox]

On ‎11‎/‎8‎/‎2016 at 14:44, Carl the Llama said:

I bought a Toblerone the other day. Still the same as it was...

Just like Switzerland.

[Corky]

People ignoring/ answering a question that wasn't asked, often during radio/TV interviews. Politicians tend to be experts at this and rightly the presenter gets fed up with it.

[Wymsey]

The Tag Heuer advert showing members of the Man Utd team and comparing their products to the team as 'world class, powerful' and something else that doesn't sound right with the club on the pitch currently.

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John Lewis Xmas tv ad. Why is it such an event every year, they're shit. 

[bovril]

18 minutes ago, separator said:

John Lewis Xmas tv ad. Why is it such an event every year, they're shit. 

You heartless heathen! Bow down to the corporate God or you are an anti-Christmas bastard!

[Carl the Llama]

24 minutes ago, separator said:

John Lewis Xmas tv ad. Why is it such an event every year, they're shit. 

And seeing it being reported on by 'news' outlets.  Bin.

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3 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

And seeing it being reported on by 'news' outlets.  Bin.

Just seen the Lidl 'turkey prison' advert which is pretty cringeworthy, but miles ahead of a dog bouncing on a trampoline John Lewis guff. Bah humbug