Manwell Pablo Posted 14 February 2013 Posted 14 February 2013 He only uses/d the blades for running, has a pair of prosthetic legs that he "normally" walks with. I have amusing images of inmates stealing Oscars legs and beating him with them in my head. I am one sick puppy.
Wakeyfox Posted 14 February 2013 Posted 14 February 2013 He only uses/d the blades for running, has a pair of prosthetic legs that he "normally" walks with. Yeah, but they could still be used as a weapon innit? Give him some foam ones for everyone's safety
Bert Posted 14 February 2013 Posted 14 February 2013 Yeah, but they could still be used as a weapon innit? Give him some foam ones for everyone's safety Can see him being in some sort of protective custody for his own safety.
Langston Posted 14 February 2013 Posted 14 February 2013 I aint breaking into his house, he's like a no legged Leon!
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 14 February 2013 Posted 14 February 2013 These jokes are not funny. This news is sad and sickening. After the first line I was expecting a punchline, or possibly a rhyme
Wakeyfox Posted 14 February 2013 Posted 14 February 2013 Can see him being in some sort of protective custody for his own safety. Dont you mean for the protection of the other inmates - he's one bad mutha. Apparently he kept a pistol by his bed and a machine gun by his window, although I doubt they would allow that in jail (even if he has his own room).
marko Posted 14 February 2013 Posted 14 February 2013 Yeah, but they could still be used as a weapon innit? Give him some foam ones for everyone's safety Whilst I'm sure he could use them as a weapon if he does end up in the big house. He's in a catch-22 situation because if he takes his legs off to bash someone, then he can't chase after them - a cunning hop to the side by his target and they're out of reach!
Wakeyfox Posted 14 February 2013 Posted 14 February 2013 Whilst I'm sure he could use them as a weapon if he does end up in the big house. He's in a catch-22 situation because if he takes his legs off to bash someone, then he can't chase after them - a cunning hop to the side by his target and they're out of reach! Ooooh, those rotters, lets bash them!!!! Seriously though, he could fashion a boomerang type flying knife out of his stilts and then he doesn't have to move - problem solved.
Corky Posted 14 February 2013 Posted 14 February 2013 I thought you were the self appointed "banter king"?! If you self appoint something you quite clearly are nothing like it.
The Doctor Posted 14 February 2013 Posted 14 February 2013 Yeah, but they could still be used as a weapon innit? Give him some foam ones for everyone's safety No - give him a wheelbarrow and a guard. Problem solved.
Guest MattP Posted 14 February 2013 Posted 14 February 2013 When he said he wanted to be like able bodied atheletes who would have thought he meant O.J Simpson?
Guest Bilo Posted 14 February 2013 Posted 14 February 2013 How can you shoot at that? Well...... Oh, you meant with a gun. My apologies. RIP.
BoneDog Posted 14 February 2013 Posted 14 February 2013 Where's El Empty when you need him?! Yo. I quit that life a while ago. Only deal in WW3 'conspiracy' now. The important stuff. Only know about this story from reading this thread and the link. Thought she was a burglar my arse. Wtf was she doing, ransacking in cabinets with a balaclava on? Ripping the tv off the wall? Hang the son of a bitch.
rico Posted 14 February 2013 Posted 14 February 2013 If you self appoint something you quite clearly are nothing like it.
Wakeyfox Posted 14 February 2013 Posted 14 February 2013 No - give him a wheelbarrow and a guard. Problem solved. Does he have massive bollocks too?
The Doctor Posted 14 February 2013 Posted 14 February 2013 Does he have massive bollocks too? No, he's just a massive load of bollocks.
Webbo Posted 14 February 2013 Posted 14 February 2013 Tbf it was really dark in that room, he couldn't see 2 feet in front of him.
Guest Bilo Posted 14 February 2013 Posted 14 February 2013 NEWSFLASH: South African police have found evidence that exonerates Pistorius of his girlfriend's murder. Footprints.
whoareyaaa Posted 14 February 2013 Posted 14 February 2013 She must have told him shes been banging someone else, he flips... Off with the head. Sickening.
The Year Of The Fox Posted 15 February 2013 Posted 15 February 2013 And my missis said my Valentines Day present was crap!
Tom17LCFC Posted 18 February 2013 Posted 18 February 2013 Obviously just speculation but I found this very interesting from a South Africa news correspondent... Barry Bateman â€@barrybateman #OscarPistorius #CityPress reports Steenkamp spent the night, first shot fired in the bedroom, possibly hitting her in hip. Barry Bateman â€@barrybateman #OscarPistorius #CityPress reports she then locked herself in the bathroom - 3 shots through door. She's hit in the head, finger & arm. Barry Bateman â€@barrybateman #OscarPistorius #CityPress reports he then carries her bloodied body downstairs. He doesn't call for an ambulance, but family. Barry Bateman â€@barrybateman #OscarPistorius #CityPress reports a bloodied bat was found - used either to bludgeon Steenkamp or she used it to defend herself.
Manwell Pablo Posted 18 February 2013 Posted 18 February 2013 Obviously just speculation but I found this very interesting from a South Africa news correspondent... Barry Bateman â€@barrybateman #OscarPistorius #CityPress reports Steenkamp spent the night, first shot fired in the bedroom, possibly hitting her in hip. Barry Bateman â€@barrybateman #OscarPistorius #CityPress reports she then locked herself in the bathroom - 3 shots through door. She's hit in the head, finger & arm. Barry Bateman â€@barrybateman #OscarPistorius #CityPress reports he then carries her bloodied body downstairs. He doesn't call for an ambulance, but family. Barry Bateman â€@barrybateman #OscarPistorius #CityPress reports a bloodied bat was found - used either to bludgeon Steenkamp or she used it to defend herself. Oh dear.... Not looking good. Where are a pair of small gloves when you need them.
Guesty Posted 18 February 2013 Posted 18 February 2013 Apparently they've found steroids in his house now. Obviously the least of his problems at the minute.
purpleronnie Posted 18 February 2013 Posted 18 February 2013 Oh dear.... Not looking good. Where are a pair of small gloves when you need them. Love your sig, although out of context it still made me chuckle.
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