Wymsey Posted 20 December 2015 Posted 20 December 2015 Alan Hutton - terrible at defending, but decent going forward Gestede - probably wouldn't be able to hit a barn door and slow Jon Stead - woeful when ball is at feet. Gomis - not actually a bad player, but doesn't offer much and glad he doesn't score many considering his weird tiger claw celebrations.
Donut Posted 20 December 2015 Posted 20 December 2015 Players who are awful: Goalkeepers: John Ruddy: A big man that isnt brave, doesnt command the box, command the back 4 and isnt a good shot stopper. Extremely poor. Defenders: Maya Yoshida: Seems to be prone to shocking errors in just about every game he plays, lacks concentration and awareness, and generally very poor. Geoff Cameron: Rash, unconvicing with no composure. Eliaquim Mangala: Rash, tries to get in front of people and nick the ball needlessly, gives away needless free kicks, lacks awareness and concentration Callum Chambers: Moves like a slug in salt, gets booked every game and is beyond overrated Midfielders: Ibrahim Affellay: Despite the hype, has produced nothing in his career at stoke, or his career period. Wades through treacle as he runs. Awful. Lee Tomlin: Fat, unfit and totally shit. If he wasnt playing for plucky little Bournemouth then people would just admit he is shit. Aaron Lennon: Put your head down and run, and do it with absolutely zero quality. John Obi Mikel: Simply useless. Offers absolutely nothing in a positive sense. Strikers: Andy Carroll: Injury prone, literally cannot move, and there is no role in the game anymore for this kind of player. Rudy Gestede: Like Andy Carroll minus the injury proneness Add into this list a good 95% of the championship too.
Dan Posted 20 December 2015 Posted 20 December 2015 Hulk from Zenit. Every time I watch him play he's blazing over about 10 shots a game with a combined distance from goal of about 19 miles. Am I missing something with him? Well, this season, he's took the piss every single time I've seen him
J.Lisemore Posted 20 December 2015 Posted 20 December 2015 The modern day Wayne Rooney. I'll actually be disappointed if we take him to the Euro's.
Dan Posted 20 December 2015 Posted 20 December 2015 I agree. I'm 99% sure he'll be there and he'll be starting every game he's fit for which is just plain laughable really and sums up England
J.Lisemore Posted 20 December 2015 Posted 20 December 2015 You've only got to look at Rooney's style of play these days to know how much passion he's lost for the game. Stupidly overpaid and United fans must be losing patience with him. As much stick as he got for being a hothead back in the day, he was a far better player.
Danno Posted 20 December 2015 Posted 20 December 2015 Tim Howard. Half the keepers in the championship are better than him.
MC Prussian Posted 20 December 2015 Posted 20 December 2015 You could also rephrase the original thread title and ask which players made an awful career choice. Apart from that, I'd like to nominate Lee ****ing Cattermole Jordan Veretout (it's the Aston Villa factor) James McClean (wrong contact sport) Diego Costa (should seek a career in the movies)
Guest Col city fan Posted 20 December 2015 Posted 20 December 2015 Sebastian Coates.....is absolutely fookin awful. John OShea In fact, Sunderland's back four...all utter dross.
Hollism Posted 20 December 2015 Posted 20 December 2015 Affellay was sick before he went to Barca's bench.
Jimothy Posted 20 December 2015 Posted 20 December 2015 I'd like to reiterate Billy Jones as being awful, but also the whole of West Brom Imagine having James Morrison, Chris Brunt, Ricky Lambert and Rondon as your main attacking sparks Billy Jones plays for Sunderland, but yeah, WBA are awful. James McClean being the prime example, brings no talent just problems on and off the pitch. Says a lot about Pulis and WBA when they'd rather player Craig Gardner as a wide attacking midfielder than Sessegnon.
StanSP Posted 20 December 2015 Posted 20 December 2015 on the train back last night from the game and see a stat about Gareth Barry playing in his 100th Everton game. Genuinely didn't realise he was playing.
Leicesterpool Posted 20 December 2015 Posted 20 December 2015 Wayne Rooney was good between 2002-2006 but I never felt we seen his full potential, Everton were the one to get the best out of him. When he went to Man U i felt he wasn't the same player.
MooseBreath Posted 20 December 2015 Posted 20 December 2015 I think Rooney must be a Nigerian 30. That's the only thing that adequately explains why he was so good at '16' and why he's got all the speed and poise of a walrus at 30.
filbertway Posted 20 December 2015 Posted 20 December 2015 on the train back last night from the game and see a stat about Gareth Barry playing in his 100th Everton game. Genuinely didn't realise he was playing. Haha he was involved quite a lot. The main highlight for him was probably getting close enough to mahrez to actually foul him.
EastAnglianFox Posted 20 December 2015 Posted 20 December 2015 Jelavic. Was just about to say him! To think a few seasons back I was gutted when we didn't get him from Rangers.
foxes_rule1978 Posted 20 December 2015 Posted 20 December 2015 Gomis, yet again looked a pub player today... constantly standing in a offside position and not moving, losing the ball and slicing it high and wide consistently ...
Fox92 Posted 20 December 2015 Posted 20 December 2015 on the train back last night from the game and see a stat about Gareth Barry playing in his 100th Everton game. Genuinely didn't realise he was playing. You didn't realise he was playing? He was involved a hell of a lot, generally just bringing down our players (should have been sent off), but did stop a lot too. Tides up very well.
Soar Fox Posted 20 December 2015 Posted 20 December 2015 You didn't realise he was playing? He was involved a hell of a lot, generally just bringing down our players (should have been sent off), but did stop a lot too. Tides up very well. He should of been sent off last season on the opening day against us aswell. Never realised how much of a dirty player he is until he played against us over the last couple of seasons.
Unabomber Posted 21 December 2015 Posted 21 December 2015 Jesus Navas Definitely this, oooooo I can fun fast and have dreamy eyes. Not enough.
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