Benguin Posted 20 September 2016 Share Posted 20 September 2016 Love him so much but his goals are always odd aren't they! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterborofox Posted 20 September 2016 Share Posted 20 September 2016 At least four where technology has been used!! Although did lino give tonight goals? Is there technology in the cup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corky Posted 20 September 2016 Share Posted 20 September 2016 Half of his eight goals have have been no more than three yards over the line surely? Tonight's two, Newcastle and Villa away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrKåmark Posted 20 September 2016 Share Posted 20 September 2016 When was the last time he actually hit the back of the net? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterborofox Posted 20 September 2016 Share Posted 20 September 2016 Even his Spurs and West Ham away goals were following up his rebound off the keeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFS Posted 20 September 2016 Share Posted 20 September 2016 He's not a normal player though is he? Nearly all his goals have surprised the keeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPinCarolina Posted 20 September 2016 Share Posted 20 September 2016 Can we make this a poll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wardyfox86 Posted 20 September 2016 Share Posted 20 September 2016 Everton goal is the only normal one I can recall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucey Posted 20 September 2016 Share Posted 20 September 2016 9 minutes ago, MrKåmark said: When was the last time he actually hit the back of the net? Pen vs Celtic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpe's Fox Posted 20 September 2016 Share Posted 20 September 2016 The man is a sociopath, gives the defenders hope then brings them down in the worst way possible. It is known that the Japanese were a cruel people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry96 Posted 20 September 2016 Share Posted 20 September 2016 Just now, wardyfox86 said: Everton goal is the only normal one I can recall What about the overhead kick against Newcastle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxinNotts Posted 20 September 2016 Share Posted 20 September 2016 No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wardyfox86 Posted 20 September 2016 Share Posted 20 September 2016 Even that didn't look like a "normal" overhead kick If you watch it in slow mo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Guvnor Posted 20 September 2016 Share Posted 20 September 2016 ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vindaloo FOX Posted 20 September 2016 Share Posted 20 September 2016 his goals all look like some type of special move that you can do on Street Fighter !! love the man !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 20 September 2016 Share Posted 20 September 2016 I hope not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Always Next Year Posted 20 September 2016 Share Posted 20 September 2016 Will musa ever score....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxes21 Posted 20 September 2016 Share Posted 20 September 2016 what a guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spudfox2911 Posted 20 September 2016 Share Posted 20 September 2016 I was saying this to my bro tonight. I think i used the term everytime he scores he looks like a 3 legged donkey trying to lick a carrot... Almost everytime he scores he either makes it look incredibly difficult or just looks like Boris Johnson in the celebrity UNICEF match years ago. Either way, he makes me laugh in a good way. I love him to bits, a massive heart and massive effort everytime he's asked to put on the shirt, even for all his nay sayers on here, yes it doesn't always go well for him, but you can never, ever say he hasn't gave 100% and the joy in his face when it does go well. Priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyleicester Posted 20 September 2016 Share Posted 20 September 2016 I cant stop smiling when I see Okazaki for some reason. He reminds me of one of them little wind-up toys. You turn the little key thing and set him away and he just runs and runs and ends up falling over. Its almost like his legs are so short and muscly that he cant bring his leg back and kick normally. As soon as he brings that leg back he acts like a piss head on a night out trying to kick the stray beer can but ends up on his ass. He goes all out of kilter and acts like someone has span him around 20 times ans let go. Its almost like one of my mates golf swings when he gets the driver out. He needs 6 swings to connect and it still ends up in the bushes. I love the bloke although now he has cut his hair I think he has the goal scoring mojo. Keep cutting that hair Oka, keep the power!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weller54 Posted 20 September 2016 Share Posted 20 September 2016 54 minutes ago, Always Next Year said: Will musa ever score....... Don't rate him so far.. £16m!!!!! .....how? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzell Posted 20 September 2016 Share Posted 20 September 2016 Don't think I've ever seen Shinji strike a ball with his laces. His goals seem to always stumble in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxsake Posted 20 September 2016 Share Posted 20 September 2016 When he scores it's the footballing equivalent of a piano falling down some stairs and hitting all the right notes. Love the sublime chaos of Shinji. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxy boxing Posted 21 September 2016 Share Posted 21 September 2016 from the one yard out line he is the best striker in the world but from further out he struggles with his shooting and getting it on target, love the guy though as he always tries his best and is full of running and plays with a smile on his face, could do with shooting practice and learning from the other strikers that we have although this may change his natural game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue and white Posted 21 September 2016 Share Posted 21 September 2016 He must be the only player in the league who is still churning out Diadora boots that look like they belong in the 90's, can't help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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