Will Shinji ever score a normal goal?

[Benguin]

Love him so much but his goals are always odd aren't they! 

[Heart-Shaped Fox]

At least four where technology has been used!! 

 

Although did lino give tonight goals? Is there technology in the cup? 

[Corky]

Half of his eight goals have have been no more than three yards over the line surely? Tonight's two, Newcastle and Villa away.

[MrKåmark]

When was the last time he actually hit the back of the net?

[Heart-Shaped Fox]

Even his Spurs and West Ham away goals were following up his rebound off the keeper

[KFS]

He's not a normal player though is he? Nearly all his goals have surprised the keeper 

[UPinCarolina]

Can we make this a poll?

[wardyfox86]

Everton goal is the only normal one I can recall

[brucey]

9 minutes ago, MrKåmark said:

When was the last time he actually hit the back of the net?

Pen vs Celtic?

[Guest Sharpe's Fox]

The man is a sociopath, gives the defenders hope then brings them down in the worst way possible. It is known that the Japanese were a cruel people.

[Harry96]

Just now, wardyfox86 said:

Everton goal is the only normal one I can recall

What about the overhead kick against Newcastle? 

[FoxinNotts]

No

[wardyfox86]

Even that didn't look like a "normal" overhead kick If you watch it in slow mo. 

[The Guvnor]

!

 

[Vindaloo FOX]

his goals all look like some type of special move that you can do on Street Fighter !!

 

love the man !!

[Finnegan]

I hope not

[Always Next Year]

Will musa ever score.......

[foxes21]

what a guy

[spudfox2911]

I was saying this to my bro tonight. I think i used the term everytime he scores he looks like a 3 legged donkey trying to lick a carrot... Almost everytime he scores he either makes it look incredibly difficult or just looks like Boris Johnson in the celebrity UNICEF match years ago. Either way, he makes me laugh in a good way. I love him to bits, a massive heart and massive effort everytime he's asked to put on the shirt, even for all his nay sayers on here, yes it doesn't always go well for him, but you can never, ever say he hasn't gave 100% and the joy in his face when it does go well. Priceless

[crazyleicester]

I cant stop smiling when I see Okazaki for some reason.

 

He reminds me of one of them little wind-up toys. You turn the little key thing and set him away and he just runs and runs and ends up falling over. Its almost like his legs are so short and muscly that he cant bring his leg back and kick normally. As soon as he brings that leg back he acts like a piss head on a night out trying to kick the stray beer can but ends up on his ass. He goes all out of kilter and acts like someone has span him around 20 times ans let go.  Its almost like one of my mates golf swings when he gets the driver out. He needs 6 swings to connect and it still ends up in the bushes.

 

I love the bloke although now he has cut his hair I think he has the goal scoring mojo. Keep cutting that hair Oka, keep the power!!!!!

[weller54]

54 minutes ago, Always Next Year said:

Will musa ever score.......

Don't rate him so far.. 

£16m!!!!! 

.....how? 

[Buzzell]

Don't think I've ever seen Shinji strike a ball with his laces. His goals seem to always stumble in

[foxsake]

When he scores it's the footballing equivalent of a piano falling down some stairs and hitting all the right notes. Love the sublime chaos of Shinji.

[foxy boxing]

from the one yard out line he is the best striker in the world but from further out he struggles with his shooting and getting it on target, love the guy though as he always tries his best and is full of running and plays with a smile on his face, could do with shooting practice and learning from the other strikers that we have although this may change his natural game

[Blue and white]

He must be the only player in the league who is still churning out Diadora boots that look like they belong in the 90's, can't help.