The Apprentice 2017

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Just now, StanSP said:

Bushra needs to go. 

shut up salt

[kingfox]

Worst task of the series imo, both teams were shite.

[Stinkenzo]

I wonder what Bushra's hair looks like

[Facecloth]

4 minutes ago, Walkers said:

I wonder what Bushra's hair looks like

Probably pulled it all out after working with Elizabeth for 9 weeks.

[ithuriel]

Elizabeth  what a nut job

[whoareyaaa]

That big gobby woman needs putting down

[SystonFox]

She will win. Jade is a complete and utter bitch. She might just win also.

 

the lad James is wet through and Harrison is a caricature of all apprentice candidates ever

[Realist Guy In The Room]

Wouldn’t be surprised if Elizabeth won.

 

Not that she’s particularly good, just the others are so bad.

 

For Harrison to say his business idea is healthy eating and not put any veg at all in the product was just weird.  The other lad just seems to be a sleazy call centre manager and the girls are just dreadful.

[Benguin]

Might genuinely consider applying for this show. I've got no business acumen apart from knowing the word 'acumen' but think I'd stand a chance if the candidates are like this. 

[Realist Guy In The Room]

33 minutes ago, Benguin said:

Might genuinely consider applying for this show. I've got no business acumen apart from knowing the word 'acumen' but think I'd stand a chance if the candidates are like this. 

I was thinking the same thing.

 

My line would be, ‘We have to be professional’.

 

Just say that over and over again and money will just fall from the sky.

[Footballwipe]

Love Elizabeth, not sure why, she might be a bit mental but she's bolshy and she's been rustling those who I really dislike so she can go far. Jade has been fantastic in doing naff all in the process really, must have a business plan LS wants to invest in.

 

Like above, let's be honest you don't need a £200,000 base wage and your own business. Just a well researched and tangible business plan and common sense to go far in this show. How many tasks rely on good old common sense rather than any ability? Anyone able to play the producer's game too would be in contention.

 

[The Horse's Mouth]

I think I like Elizabeth because she's quite a unique candidate, I'd hate to work with her. Genuinely baffled how Bushra has lasted this long, she's the biggest passenger I've seen in a while. 

[Uranyl Yellow]

8 hours ago, Benguin said:

Might genuinely consider applying for this show. I've got no business acumen apart from knowing the word 'acumen' but think I'd stand a chance if the candidates are like this. 

Acumen would probably double up as a 'team name' as well, saving you several hours of spouting drivel to 'brainstorm' something dynamic and inspiring. I vaguely remember one year some bunch of deadheads originally called themselves 'Decadence', then changed it to Tenacity once they'd had the chance to look it up in the dictionary.

[kingfox]

I've warmed to Elizabeth in recent weeks, after her epic tour guiding and chasing after Chickens I want her to win, in a very bizarre way she's been thoroughly entertaining recently.

[foxoffderby]

Just watched it. Glad Bushra has gone too much to say but no substance her self. That presentation was cringe. Attempting Trump jokes in a pitch ffs.

[Mike Oxlong]

10 hours ago, Benguin said:

Might genuinely consider applying for this show. I've got no business acumen apart from knowing the word 'acumen' but think I'd stand a chance if the candidates are like this. 

 

Go for it. And if Sugar should sack you, stand up, rip your business suit open to reveal your Leicester shirt and start singing  “ Who came third in a two horse race ......” 

 

Woukd make fantastic telly. 

[RonnieTodger]

Sarah v James in the final imo.

[Tuna]

"Gourmet Crusaders" 

 

What the fvck where they thinking !?

[Tuna]

Elizabeth reminds me of Leo Getz from the Lethal Weapon films.

[Spiritwalker]

11 hours ago, Tuna said:

"Gourmet Crusaders" 

 

What the fvck where they thinking !?

We're going back to the Holy Land and this time we've got salmon risotto.

 

[Stinkenzo]

Bit shit of Sarah to completely distance herself from being PM and then moan that Jade never felt comfortable. Harrison came across as a bit of a twat the more the series went on. 

[Izzy]

On 12/3/2017 at 00:26, Tuna said:

Elizabeth reminds me of Leo Getz from the Lethal Weapon films.

Whatever you need, Leo Getz!

[SystonFox]

Jade dolled herself up too much

[The Horse's Mouth]

Joanna is such a good looking girl, could probably turn this stint into becoming a model if it goes tits up

[SystonFox]

She’s a credit crunch Rihanna I’ll give you that