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Open invite to Claude puel to join foxestalk

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Posted

Anyone in the know please pass on this invite to find out how to run the club for the fans by our fans. What a beautiful time we would have helping you. Thanks in advance for accepting looking forward to your first post in anticipation Claude . !!!!?

Guest Col city fan
Posted

Don't worry, Bert will get him to join...

lol

 

Posted

 

If Puel had come in here and read the match threads, even in the games we win (especially in the games we win), he would have run a mile and not been the manager.

Posted

He'll join and give some insightful comments at first. When things go well, he'll pop in to comment/ see what everyone is saying and bask in his glory.

 

Then he'll spot the general chat section and spent more time there than he does managing the team as he discovers the Tinder Thread and reads it from start to finish. By that stage our form has nosedived but he barely knows how the fans feel as he doesnt go into the main forum anymore....

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1 hour ago, Vacamion said:

 

If Puel had come in here and read the match threads, even in the games we win (especially in the games we win), he would have run a mile and not been the manager.

So true - forget win or lose , the opposition scoring is sufficient to start them constructing the gallows 

Posted
2 hours ago, SheppyFox said:

High press, lots of running, lightning quick one touch football, a solid defence and many, many, many many many, many goals. Thanks Claude :) 

So Nigel Pearsons style basically ?

Guest Kopfkino
Posted
3 hours ago, StanSP said:

he's already here as @Claude

 

Signed up the day we drew 0-0 with Southampton, he was clearly ready to gloat

Posted

I can't think of an easier way to destroy a manager.

 

"Hi Claude, I understand you've been involved in your profession for quite some years, but I've been watching us play over a pint while muttering obscenities to no-one for over three decades, and I've told you a million times we need to try three at the back." *We get hammered seven nil while playing three at the back* "Well, Claude, did you brief the players correctly about their new positions? Puel Out. I always knew you were a bad appointment."

 

Have you ever been in a crowd? Have you ever seen much wisdom in that crowd? Please Claude, if you're reading this, delete your account and IP ban foxestalk. This is the only good advice I will ever give a premier league manager. (Except for playing Barnes next season obvs)

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Dear Claude, I have been reading Foxestalk extensively and we're all agreed we can't play the following formations because we don't have the personnel:

 

442

4141

4411

433

4321

4123

451

4231

541

532

3412

343

3421

352 (forgot that one)

 

Anything else will be fine. Merci

 

 

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