Okazaki on the floor

[treer]

for the 3rd goal actually won the ball whilst on the floor, and then was in the box to finish Vardy.s tee up, but why did he think he needed 2 touches?

Why not just hit it first time?

[UPinCarolina]

Don’t question the maestro. 

 

 

[Brooksy]

he probably would have missed the ball completely 

[urban.spaceman]

4 minutes ago, treer said:

for the 3rd goal actually won the ball whilst on the floor, and then was in the box to finish Vardy.s tee up, but why did he think he needed 2 touches?

Why not just hit it first time?

Have you never seen Shinji play?!

[Nigel Graham Pearson]

If he’d tried to hit that first time the game would’ve ended 2-2, and there’d soon be an Okazaki-shaped dent on the front of Appleton’s car. 

[Guest bss9401]

Shinji gets kicked in the the head because it was next to the floor and none of us were surprised. His decision to control the ball while 3 yards out was even less of one.

[Tielemans63]

12 minutes ago, treer said:

for the 3rd goal actually won the ball whilst on the floor, and then was in the box to finish Vardy.s tee up, but why did he think he needed 2 touches?

Why not just hit it first time?

Vintage Shinjage. Love him.

[Vardinio'sCat]

 

Lovely link up play from Shinji, Perez couldn't miss.

[yorkie1999]

Should have bandaged him up with a kamakazi scarf

[StriderHiryu]

10 minutes ago, UPinCarolina said:

Don’t question the maestro. 

 

 

On LCFC TV they interview Chilwell and when asked about Okazaki he literally starts laughing and says “Shinji always affects the game but you never know how” and is laughing at the same time!

 

Even the players know about Shinji’s secret powers!

[Guest seanfox778]

Okazaki is an anomaly. He cannot play football yet he’s one of the greatest footballers we’ve ever had. Leave him be. 

[Guest Papasmurf]

An away win, 8th and we’re complaining. 

[AyewJoking]

I like the delayed left swing after Perez had already scored 

[HighPeakFox]

10 minutes ago, Papasmurf said:

An away win, 8th and we’re complaining. 

Not all of us are.

[Kitchandro]

He's like the anti-Schlupp. He looks like he's going to fvck things up but he always ends up doing the opposite.

 

Hero.

[Vardinio'sCat]

 

Puel called him a kamikaze! 

[Johnthefoxrayner]

1 hour ago, seanfox778 said:

Okazaki is an anomaly. He cannot play football yet he’s one of the greatest footballers we’ve ever had. Leave him be. 

Shinji is so underrated he can change a game I'm seconds. Quality player imo 

[Daz93]

Shinji is pure chaos and I love it.

[lgfualol]

I really thought he was going to **** that chance up. Wouldnt trust him to score an open goal from 2 yards out, but would trust him to score with his arse from outside the box. 

[UPinCarolina]

Shinji just does the damn thing.

[fox_favourite]

7 hours ago, treer said:

for the 3rd goal actually won the ball whilst on the floor, and then was in the box to finish Vardy.s tee up, but why did he think he needed 2 touches?

Why not just hit it first time?

Because he thought he'd embarrass Newcastle a little on their 125yr birthday. 

 

Anyway, who cares the ball hit the back of the net and we won. I'd take an Okazaki bizarre moment for that. Love that guy!!

[Chester Dontlie]

To everyone complaining, that goal was straight from secret  Shinjitsu manual

 

Lesson #20 "Use the strength of your opponent against him"

 

L

 

"Humiliate opponents by making them bang themselves"

 

 

looks like Mahrez is learning Shinjitsu from the master. Here you can see he's using the choking technique to celebrate Shinji-san's flawless assist

 

 

 

Here are some random Confucius quotes Shinji applies to use while practicing his art

 

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart.

 

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

 

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.

 

 

[Chico1958]

1 hour ago, Chester Dontlie said:

To everyone complaining, that goal was straight from secret  Shinjitsu manual

 

Lesson #20 "Use the strength of your opponent against him"

 

L

 

"Humiliate opponents by making them bang themselves"

 

 

looks like Mahrez is learning Shinjitsu from the master. Here you can see he's using the choking technique to celebrate Shinji-san's flawless assist

 

 

 

Here are some random Confucius quotes Shinji applies to use while practicing his art

 

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart.

 

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

 

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.

 

 

 

Just thought I'd finish for you  

[The Doctor]

9 hours ago, bss9401 said:

Shinji gets kicked in the the head because it was next to the floor and none of us were surprised. 

In fairness he was shoved over before the kick was swung. And its Newcastle, they've form for kicking people in the face and getting away with it.

[Nalis]

7 hours ago, Vardinio'sCat said:

 

Puel called him a kamikaze! 

 

If Puel is referring to the literal translation of kamikaze, which is 'divine wind', then its probably a fair synopsis.