We Could Open Spuds Loo seat stadium

[sylofox]

Spuds have two new dates set aside February 2nd Newcastle or 9th Leicester. 

So the mighty Foxes could be first to play at the new shite hart Lane. 

 

Sorry can't add the link. 

[RoboFox]

I mean, if this is true then the bogs will never have been used.

 

It might be the first and only time any of us will have the opportunity to actually take a sh*t in any football stadium, anywhere. 

[davieG]

https://www.101greatgoals.com/news/revealed-two-suprise-target-dates-for-tottenham-hotspur-stadium-opening/

[lgfualol]

Remind me to get Kane in on Fantasy for that game week. 

[sylofox]

13 minutes ago, davieG said:

https://www.101greatgoals.com/news/revealed-two-suprise-target-dates-for-tottenham-hotspur-stadium-opening/

Not sure why sometimes I can't add a link from my phone. 

 

But thanks davieG

[urban.spaceman]

I’ll be relieved to not have to play at Wembley again. Usually that honour is reserved for clubs who are on the cusp of winning something. 

 

I wonder, do Spurs now hold the record for most wins at Wembley but with the fewest resulting trophies? How apt. 

[KrefelderFox666]

We all know it will be us opening the stadium and Spurs will win 6-0 with Kane scoring a hattrick and Alli winning two penalties for diving

[Bert]

How amazing would it be to open it and beat the twats  

[Dan]

5 minutes ago, Bert said:

How amazing would it be to open it and beat the twats  

I reckon there's a very good chance their first game there goes spectacularly wrong knowing Spurs.

[Sol thewall Bamba]

If this were to happen we'd probably set a new record for the heaviest ever PL defeat. 

[sylofox]

21 minutes ago, urban.spaceman said:

I’ll be relieved 

Yeah well don't p1ss on the seat. 

[sylofox]

1 minute ago, Sol thewall Bamba said:

If this were to happen we'd probably set a new record for the heaviest ever PL defeat. 

More like having the honour of the first player sent off. 

[urban.spaceman]

31 minutes ago, sylofox said:

More like having the honour of the first player sent off. 

I was gonna suggest doing a poll to see who’d get sent off next but Wes got sent off as I was writing it. 

[Ashley]

50 minutes ago, Bert said:

How amazing would it be to open it and beat the twats  

It would but let's be realistic here.

 

It'll probably be a beating for us. Kane Hatrick incoming. 

[Bristol fox ....]

Has to be sung !!

We got a toilet seat on our heads 

[weller54]

1 hour ago, Sol thewall Bamba said:

If this were to happen we'd probably set a new record for the heaviest ever PL defeat. 

0-10 

Vardy 6

Kane 2 ogs 

Alli 2 ogs 

[Jace]

I have to admit their new stadium is looking absolutely fantastic, the visual and lighting fx inside look incredible best stadium in this Country now I think 

[mozartfox]

I wonder if the Toilet paper will have a Cock on it?  If so that would make a dump there a wonderful experience.

[fazzyfox]

Our club would be duty bound to offer a gift for such a special occasion, I'd suggest Vintage Champagne as it hints at celebration and achievement but ultimately is never tasted and remains bottled year in year out.

[Stadt]

3 hours ago, RoboFox said:

I mean, if this is true then the bogs will never have been used.

 

It might be the first and only time any of us will have the opportunity to actually take a sh*t in any football stadium, anywhere. 

Speak for yourself, off the top off my head I've had a shit in at least 3 grounds

[Stadt]

2 hours ago, Sol thewall Bamba said:

If this were to happen we'd probably set a new record for the heaviest ever PL defeat. 

And record number of goals scored by one player

[Nalis]

I wont be drawn into this toiler humour.

 

If we are going to be the first team to play there I hope we keep our compoosure and dont get flushturd 

[whoareyaaa]

The club will be giving out free toilet paper as a gesture of goodwill to any fans travelling to the match

[hairy]

Considering they have missed every target they have set so far by some distance then i cant see it happening

 

The stadium opening on the other hand......

[urban.spaceman]

Is it just me or have the construction companies won more extensions than Tottenham have won trophies?