Guilty Food Pleasures

[Mike Oxlong]

Cheese and biscuits with lashings of butter

 

I’m hoping they’ll find some blood in amongst the cholesterol at my next blood test 

[Darkon84]

Heinz beans and sausages from the can, on cheese on toast with loads of pepper and some tabasco sauce. Do them in the pan, not the microwave though, with some thickening granules or flour to soak all the juice up and get them nice and thick. None of that bean water making my toast soggy, thank you very much!

[Costock_Fox]

1 hour ago, RoboFox said:

Pot Noodles are the fvcking lick. 

 

Great with a hangover.

Anyone else think the best part is eating half of it raw while the kettle boils?

[Thefox81]

2 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said:

Anyone else think the best part is eating half of it raw while the kettle boils?

Done it many times. Even this lunchtime haha. Even the peas in the curry ones are decent before adding the water.

[Costock_Fox]

6 minutes ago, Thefox81 said:

Done it many times. Even this lunchtime haha. Even the peas in the curry ones are decent before adding the water.

The peas in the curry one are on a par with any Michelin stared restaurant I’ve eaten in  

[jonthefox]

1 hour ago, Toddybad said:

I had a craving for a Fray Bentos pie the other day. I didn't have one so it passed.

Always remind me of cow pats. Summer time ones of course where the top has hardened.

[Kopic]

Eating soup straight out the tin.

Aldi own brand rustlers, better than the original imo.

All noodles, pots or packets. Echo what others have said about the Chinese ones, so good, current favourite is seafood party. The Asian street style Pot Noodles are banging too.

Refrigerated hotdogs (30 secs in microwave) in a slice of white bread.

Cheap ham straight out the fridge, no bread.

Eaten a lot of fridgeraiders and peperamis recently.

 

 

[Messi]

I’m a proper sucker for HP brown sauce (and butter ) on toast- got to let the toast cool a little bit though. 

[Strokes]

38 minutes ago, Tuna said:

Tinned Heinz Spag Bol.

Cheese Straws.

Chips and Kebab Meat from the chippy with Garlic Mayo.

 

All on one plate?

[bovril]

37 minutes ago, Tuna said:

Chips and Kebab Meat from the chippy with Garlic Mayo.

 

Oh yes.

Donner meat and chips from the Devonshire Chippy in Sheffield was a post pub snack straight from Heaven. Served by a constantly pissed-off teenage girl with an Essex face-lift and probably 3 children. 

[Strokes]

57 minutes ago, Ric Flair said:

Bean and little sausages

Cheese in a can

Cheese slices

Mini kievs

Findus crispy pancakes

Tinned burgers

Tinned hot dogs

Rustlers burgers

Tindians

Pie cobs (exactly what the title says a pie in a fcukin cob)

Scotch egg omelettes

Battered sausage toad in the hole

 

I'm going straight to hell

 

You disgust me.

Also wtf is cheese in a can?

[bovril]

6 minutes ago, Strokes said:

You disgust me.

Also wtf is cheese in a can?

Yeah I was going to ask the same question. Thread title is guilty food pleasures not what 1967 US Marines food do you keep in your garage in case of coming nuclear apocalypse. 

Edited 31 March 2020 by bovril

[FoxesDeb]

2 hours ago, bovril said:

Processed cheese

Tinned curry

Fab thread btw 👍

[Dahnsouff]

1 hour ago, Ric Flair said:

Bean and little sausages

Cheese in a can

Cheese slices

Mini kievs

Findus crispy pancakes

Tinned burgers

Tinned hot dogs

Rustlers burgers

Tindians

Pie cobs (exactly what the title says a pie in a fcukin cob)

Scotch egg omelettes

Battered sausage toad in the hole

 

I'm going straight to hell

 

Yes, yes you are. 

[FoxesDeb]

1 hour ago, Ric Flair said:

Bean and little sausages

Cheese in a can

Cheese slices

Mini kievs

Findus crispy pancakes

Tinned burgers

Tinned hot dogs

Rustlers burgers

Tindians

Pie cobs (exactly what the title says a pie in a fcukin cob)

Scotch egg omelettes

Battered sausage toad in the hole

 

I'm going straight to hell

 

Please tell me more... 

 

[Milo]

Butterscotch Angel Delight

[Toddybad]

You've got to have yoghurt mint sauce with kebab.

 

Baked beans with loads and loads and loads of pepper, so they're actually hot.

 

Cheese sandwich with a bag of salt and vinegar crisps crunched up and emptied in to give it some piquancy. 

 

Tinned potatoes roasted and served with pesto or roasted in a curry paste. 

 

 

[Toddybad]

Just now, Milo said:

Butterscotch Angel Delight

If I could like this 100 times, I would

[Izzy]

1 hour ago, Mike Oxlong said:

Cheese and biscuits with lashings of butter

 

Said Dick from the Famous Five 

[Rain King]

10 minutes ago, Toddybad said:

You've got to have yoghurt mint sauce with kebab.

 

 

Yoghurt mint sauce goes with everything from the chippy!

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

2 hours ago, Dahnsouff said:

English Sweet'n'Sour

 

 

Cheese     ^

Jam           |

Toast         |

 

In that order

Get yourself on Dragon's Den pronto

[Tuna]

Almost forgot - Wotsit Sandwich.

[Ric Flair]

54 minutes ago, Strokes said:

You disgust me.

Also wtf is cheese in a can?

 

45 minutes ago, bovril said:

Yeah I was going to ask the same question. Thread title is guilty food pleasures not what 1967 US Marines food do you keep in your garage in case of coming nuclear apocalypse. 

Cheese in a can is that squirty muck that Americans eat, such as that fat kid off BACON IS GOOD FOR ME youtube video. It's sensational stuff

 

 

[Ric Flair]

36 minutes ago, FoxesDeb said:

Please tell me more... 

 

Make an omelette, add sliced scotch egg to it. Highly unnecessary but one of them!

[don_danbury]

pork eggs