Your death row meal.

[jonthefox]

So, tomorrow morning you're being executed. You're entitled to one last meal so what would it be?. 

 

I think i'd be quite boring and go for Pizza. Or sheperds pie which is criminally under rated in my opinion.

[Alf Bentley]

A machine-gun salad.

 

That's 6 large crispy lettuce leaves, 2 quartered tomatoes and finely cut spring onions, all doused in a French dressing........with a machine gun hidden under the lettuce leaves. I'm blasting my way out of there, man!

[VLC86]

I’d sit there for 7 hours not being able to decide and die starving.

[Webbo]

Nothing too fattening.

[TeamRocket]

Hmm.. I think i would keepnit simple and say a glass of water from Bolton

[Carl the Llama]

Bottle of cyanide.  Don't let them have the satisfaction.

[Jimothy]

I was reading about death row meals a while back and a lot seem to have Doctor Pepper as their drink.

 

For mine, considering you apparently empty your bowels when you die, probably a Vindaloo or something else that'll cause as much carnage a possible.

[StanSP]

Something that makes me have the absolute worst shits for a considerable amount of time just to make it terribly difficult and awkward for the executioners to get their job done.

 

 

[StanSP]

Just now, Facecloth said:

For mine, considering you apparently empty your bowels when you die, probably a Vindaloo or something else that'll cause as much carnage a possible.

FFS are you kidding me. Great minds  

[rachhere]

Fish, chips, curry sauce 

[Guest TamworthFoxes]

I’d demand a Dodo egg omelette.

[stripeyfox]

Full English

[Paninistickers]

I'd like to eat out Ann Hathaway. If that proved difficult  to arrange, a KFC

[foxile5]

Extra large donor kebab. All the salad. Chilli sauce. Garlic mayo. One of those massive chillis too.

[Fightforever]

A kebab from one of those dodgy Narbourogh road takeaways good luck to them cleaning that cluster**** out of my gut

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

Here we go...

 

Prawn toast

A slab of halloumi

KFC Zinger Tower burger and Hot Wings, w/ gravy

Burger King chips (and a Big King)

Cheesey garlic bread from some dirt pizza place

Peshwari naan

Jumbo battered sausage

McDonalds banana milkshake

 

A tray of Krispy Kreme selection doughnuts, and maybe one of those Daim cakes

 

I can only imagine how delicious my farts would be after that feast

[leicsmac]

Something that takes a *really* long time to prepare.

[Spiritwalker]

Vegetable Madras washed down with a Stella listening to The Smiths.

[Vlad the Fox]

Full English and all butter highland shortbread biscuits. It’ll buy me some time while they head off to fetch them from Scotland. Time in which I can plan my escape because for some reason it had never occurred to me.  

[Aus Fox]

Keep it simple a couple of decent sausages, roast potatoes and an onion gravy washed down with a decent IPA and I’ll happily close my eyes.

[Jattdogg]

Bbq'd executioners.

[Bellend Sebastian]

7 hours ago, Paninistickers said:

I'd like to eat out Ann Hathaway. If that proved difficult  to arrange, a KFC

She seems like a nice person so I imagine would be touched by this sentiment and this would actually happen.

 

As for myself, I'm not confident I'd have much of an appetite

[Mike Oxlong]

A massive hot curry with all the trimmings 

 

I’d take some small measure of satisfaction of thinking that some poor bastard would have to clean it up after I’d lost bowel control 

[Mike Oxlong]

8 hours ago, Paninistickers said:

I'd like to eat out Ann Hathaway. If that proved difficult  to arrange, a KFC

She was in something on the tv the other day that suggested she was a bit moody and preferred women anyway 

Edited 12 December 2020 by Mike Oxlong

[Aus Fox]

8 hours ago, StanSP said:

Something that makes me have the absolute worst shits for a considerable amount of time just to make it terribly difficult and awkward for the executioners to get their job done.

 

 

 

8 hours ago, Facecloth said:

I was reading about death row meals a while back and a lot seem to have Doctor Pepper as their drink.

 

For mine, considering you apparently empty your bowels when you die, probably a Vindaloo or something else that'll cause as much carnage a possible.

 

7 hours ago, foxile5 said:

Extra large donor kebab. All the salad. Chilli sauce. Garlic mayo. One of those massive chillis too.

 

7 hours ago, Fightforever said:

A kebab from one of those dodgy Narbourogh road takeaways good luck to them cleaning that cluster**** out of my gut

 

7 hours ago, Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo said:

Here we go...

 

Prawn toast

A slab of halloumi

KFC Zinger Tower burger and Hot Wings, w/ gravy

Burger King chips (and a Big King)

Cheesey garlic bread from some dirt pizza place

Peshwari naan

Jumbo battered sausage

McDonalds banana milkshake

 

A tray of Krispy Kreme selection doughnuts, and maybe one of those Daim cakes

 

I can only imagine how delicious my farts would be after that feast

 

19 minutes ago, Mike Oxlong said:

A massive hot curry with all the trimmings 

 

I’d take some small measure of satisfaction of thinking that some poor bastard would have to clean it up after I’d lost bowel control 

There is definitely a theme in here...