Deathlist 2024

[Parafox]

4 hours ago, Facecloth said:

Betty Boothroyd died in February.

I'm always a bit behind

[Parafox]

4 hours ago, Facecloth said:

Betty Boothroyd died in February.

FFS. 

[Parafox]

6 hours ago, Parafox said:

Michael Caine

Ozzy Osbourne

Frank Ifield

Betty Boothroyd

Keith Richards

Bill Oddie

Steve Martin

 

Under 40: Bruno Mars.

 

6 hours ago, tom27111 said:

 

 

 

 

As his Keith Richards. Keith will never die!

 

4 hours ago, Facecloth said:

Betty Boothroyd died in February.

Edited to fit  

Edited 28 December 2023 by Parafox

[surrifox]

14 hours ago, bovril said:

This feels as nailed on as I can remember in a deathlist. Obviously hope he proves me wrong! 

Outlived his wife who went this year 

[Aus Fox]

Prince Andrew

David Jason

John Howard

John Farnham

Geoff Hirst

 

Bonus under 40: Prince Harry

[String fellow]

Anyone wishing to know exactly when they themselves will expire can find out by visiting www.death-clock.org and entering a few personal details.

[jonthefox]

1 hour ago, String fellow said:

Anyone wishing to know exactly when they themselves will expire can find out by visiting www.death-clock.org and entering a few personal details.

How cheerful.

[Chelmofox]

17 hours ago, tom27111 said:

 

 

Dick van Dyke already been chosen.

 

As his Keith Richards. Keith will never die!

I picked Dick Van Dyke in a work dead pool 15 years ago. Pretty sure he is the immortal one.

[isaidno]

Gary Glitter 

Stuart Hall

Dave Lee Travis 

Katie Price

Peter Taylor 

 

 

Under 40

Rylan Clark

 

[String fellow]

1 hour ago, jonthefox said:

How cheerful.

As is this entire thread.

[CheeseHead]

3 hours ago, jonthefox said:

How cheerful.

Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes

[Alf Bentley]

1. Vladimir Putin: Falls from balcony of Kremlin

2. Kim Jong-Un: Accidentally attaches himself to a ballistic missile and fires himself into Mount Fuji

3. Keith Vaz: Gets locked in a washing machine with an overdose of white powder, dies during the spin cycle

4. Suella Braverman: Mistakenly deported to Rwanda, she dies from Covid after being bitten by a fruit bat. Sadly no PPE is available.

5. Brendan Rodgers: A notebook-induced paper cut exacerbated by hand-clapping abrasions leads to a fatal blood infection. The Celtic board and players are blamed for the death of an outstanding coach.

 

U40: UB40: Yes, the entire band drown in a vat of red, red wine in a poignant echo of the death of the Duke of Clarence, brother of King Richard III

 

I expect double points when each of these deaths occurs as described.

[Chelmofox]

37 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said:

1. Vladimir Putin: Falls from balcony of Kremlin

2. Kim Jong-Un: Accidentally attaches himself to a ballistic missile and fires himself into Mount Fuji

3. Keith Vaz: Gets locked in a washing machine with an overdose of white powder, dies during the spin cycle

4. Suella Braverman: Mistakenly deported to Rwanda, she dies from Covid after being bitten by a fruit bat. Sadly no PPE is available.

5. Brendan Rodgers: A notebook-induced paper cut exacerbated by hand-clapping abrasions leads to a fatal blood infection. The Celtic board and players are blamed for the death of an outstanding coach.

 

U40: UB40: Yes, the entire band drown in a vat of red, red wine in a poignant echo of the death of the Duke of Clarence, brother of King Richard III

 

I expect double points when each of these deaths occurs as described.

Best list ever.

[Jattdogg]

3 hours ago, Alf Bentley said:

1. Vladimir Putin: Falls from balcony of Kremlin

2. Kim Jong-Un: Accidentally attaches himself to a ballistic missile and fires himself into Mount Fuji

3. Keith Vaz: Gets locked in a washing machine with an overdose of white powder, dies during the spin cycle

4. Suella Braverman: Mistakenly deported to Rwanda, she dies from Covid after being bitten by a fruit bat. Sadly no PPE is available.

5. Brendan Rodgers: A notebook-induced paper cut exacerbated by hand-clapping abrasions leads to a fatal blood infection. The Celtic board and players are blamed for the death of an outstanding coach.

 

U40: UB40: Yes, the entire band drown in a vat of red, red wine in a poignant echo of the death of the Duke of Clarence, brother of King Richard III

 

I expect double points when each of these deaths occurs as described.

Or fall out of a random window like the rest of the oligarchs etc?

 

 

[Guest Bilo]

1: Tommy Robinson- Snorts a metre of Pablo's Dandruff. Incels with appalling personal hygiene claim it's a false flag 

2: That auditing twat from Leicester: Actually takes up the suggestion to audit a traveller's site.

3: Lee Anderson: After losing his seat in the General Election, he tries to prove that it is actually possible to survive on 30p a day but dies of a Pot Noodle overdose. 

4: William Roache: Wanks himself to death over pictures of Deirdre from the 1970s.

5: Ricky Gervais: Becomes so edgy he actually cuts off his own head.

 

Under 40 bonus: Darren Grimes: Spontaneously combusts on the night of the General Election

 

Bonus bonus: G-Beebies.

[ithuriel]

3 minutes ago, Jattdogg said:

Or fall out of a random window like the rest of the oligarchs etc?

 

 

In shocking twist, the window falls on him.

 

[tom27111]

16 minutes ago, Bilo said:

4: William Roache: Wanks himself to death over pictures of Deirdre from the 1970s.

 

Wait, that can kill you?

 

I need to rein it in 

[tom27111]

Reminds me every year we do this that we used to do it at a pub I worked in. The staff and regulars would always get involved.

 

We had to scrap it as one of the regulars named another punter on his list. Shit kicked off

 

[ithuriel]

4 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

 

Wait, that can kill you?

 

I need to rein it in 

Nah, some friction burns an....oh......nothing to see here

[Trav Le Bleu]

On 28/12/2023 at 13:02, isaidno said:

Gary Glitter 

Stuart Hall

Dave Lee Travis 

Katie Price

Peter Taylor 

 

 

Under 40

Rylan Clark

 

That reads more like a wishlist.

[isaidno]

1 hour ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

That reads more like a wishlist.

Had Rolf Harris last year and didn't feel guilty when he snuffed it. 

[Trav Le Bleu]

1 hour ago, isaidno said:

Had Rolf Harris last year and didn't feel guilty when he snuffed it. 

I guess it's easier to pick people you not concerned about

 

[Free Falling Foxes]

On 28/12/2023 at 13:02, isaidno said:

Gary Glitter 

Stuart Hall

Dave Lee Travis 

Katie Price

Peter Taylor 

 

 

 

Be ironic if they were all collectively crushed to death by a falling yew tree.

[Paninistickers]

Batmanjelly gone. 

 

Presumably will be cremated - along with about 10 million quid stuffed in every gown 

[Super_horns]

3 hours ago, Paninistickers said:

Batmanjelly gone. 

 

Presumably will be cremated - along with about 10 million quid stuffed in every gown 

In very colourful clothing ?