Patrick Wimmer - enquired about loan, Wolfsburg only want to sell

[fox_favourite]

22 minutes ago, Tielemans63 said:

 

Looks like the type of guy who's into monster trucks, the confederate flag and incest. Gerrimin 

 

Just missing his red hat

[MPH]

1 hour ago, Tielemans63 said:

 

Looks like the type of guy who's into monster trucks, the confederate flag and incest. Gerrimin 

 

 

 

Nah, too many teeth.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Loved his work on esure ads in 2003. Calm down dear, it's a commercial! Class

 

[Pliskin]

[plinchiestincture]

I like that one.

[Stopharage]

Be great to get him in just so that Kristiansen has competition for the end of season ‘Worst hair’ award. 

[mozartfox]

Hol ihn rein.

 

Everyones' a Wimmer Baby.

[Iran]

1 hour ago, Stopharage said:

Be great to get him in just so that Kristiansen has competition for the end of season ‘Worst hair’ award. 

I think Jordan Ayew holds that award?

[Lionator]

Wimmer wimmer chip cob dinner. 

[ElusiveEd]

Wimmer Wimmer sh*t overpriced chicken Balti pie and sh*t tasting Singha beer dinner.

 

Edited 31 January by ElusiveEd

[Pliskin]

I mean, this ain’t going to happen is it? They’re reluctant to sell, asking price of €20m with only a few days left of the window? We know Rudkin doesn’t work weekends too….. another build up to be let down. 

[Vlad the Fox]

17 minutes ago, Pliskin said:

I mean, this ain’t going to happen is it? They’re reluctant to sell, asking price of €20m with only a few days left of the window? We know Rudkin doesn’t work weekends too….. another build up to be let down. 

 

 

I can just see it now, 16:59 pm Friday afternoon. Rudkin has just put on his jacket said his goodbyes to the office staff when an email notification pops up on his laptop saying “we accept your offer, shall we proceed with the paperwork?” 
 

Friday is fish and chips which he picks up on the way home while his wife is buttering the bread and warming the plates, if he replies to the email he’s going to be late doing all the paperwork. He quickly looks around the room and no one is paying him any attention, so he shuts his laptop and says to himself that’ll it can wait until Monday while he has his first coffee of the day. 
 

Monday morning when he opens his laptop there are numerous emails asking if he wants to proceed until the last one which states that wolves have had a bid accepted,  just then he looks up at the tv playing sky sports in the office and sees Wimmer holding up a wolves shirt. “****” he states, “how did they manage that, anyone would think they were working over the weekend”.

Edited 31 January by Vlad the Fox

[CrazyKopCorner]

16 minutes ago, Pliskin said:

I mean, this ain’t going to happen is it? They’re reluctant to sell, asking price of €20m with only a few days left of the window? We know Rudkin doesn’t work weekends too….. another build up to be let down. 

Spot on another Rudkin masterclass of ineptitude. 

 

Side desperate for reinforcements staring relegation in the face brings in one raw right back 

 

Well done Jonny by have yourself a performance management outperforming again and another relegation inquest about what went wrong  

[Bordersfox]

Not a gwimmer of hope this happens. 

 

Ban me now @Finnegan

[Finnegan]

9 minutes ago, Bordersfox said:

Not a gwimmer of hope this happens. 

 

Ban me now @Finnegan

 

I refuse to moderate this shit. 

 

[FosseSpark]

Wim Wimmer, Whoooo got the keys to ma Bimmma....

 

[Vlad the Fox]

Love the new thread title, should stop those moaning who come here for genuine updates. 

 

[FoxinNotts]

1 hour ago, Pliskin said:

I mean, this ain’t going to happen is it? They’re reluctant to sell, asking price of €20m with only a few days left of the window? We know Rudkin doesn’t work weekends too….. another build up to be let down. 

fun sponge

[fazzyfox]

I do get the feeling that this is something we had been genuinely looking at for next summer but our circumstances and realisation that we might not have PL status in the summer means that at either end there's a thought of "why not bring it forward". If he can help to make the difference towards staying up or being relegated then it just brings things forward a few months but with the gamble on his side that he'll be a Championship player come May. If we stay up, his club are happy with the fee, he has a few likely PL years ahead of him then it's a Wim Wim situation .

 

 

[lcfc278]

Just trying to think of other...

[Nick]

58 minutes ago, Finnegan said:

 

I refuse to moderate this shit. 

 

The change of title made me laugh when opening transfer talk this morning!

 

[SecretPro]

[les-tah]

Probably like many ive never heard of this guy, on paper is this what we exactly need out wide and can hit the ground running or is it a risky one that might be sh1t?

 

 

[Nalis]

Changing the title of the thread made me want to view the thread even more

[FosseSpark]

Wim Wimmeny Wim Wimmeny Wim Wim Charoo

We we wanted 5 signings, we only got 2......

Wim Wimmeny Wim Wimmeny Wim Wim Charee

We've got Patrick Wimmer, and Coulibalyyyyy