What do the players say in the pre-match huddle?

[Vazman]

I'm sure they all say in turn "I literally can't be arsed" and lets be honest they never fail to let us the fans down in that respect.

[adejo92]

"Daka, how have you forgot your labrador and white stick again"

[The Year Of The Fox]

I think they all shout out how many thousands they’re earning during the duration of the huddle

[SuperMike]

"ffs, Bouba  ..... WAKE UP!"

[honeybradger]

"Everyone seems to love Vardy for his red bull pre match ritual, to earn the goodwill of the fans we should follow in his footsteps"

 

"Faes, Justin, Kristiansen, Vestergaard what have you decided on as your pre match ritual"

 

"A couple pills of temazepam washed down with a shot of vodka"

[Bibby]

Is it milk or tea first?

[Free Falling Foxes]

Right lads, we need ideas for the message on the planes banner.

[Cameron Davidson]

If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands 

[Winstonthedog]

Have you seen the offers at aldi 

[Shambles]

Enzo, we miss you. 

[john ridley]

Who gives a fvck ,enjoy the money and hail Rudders.

[iancognito]

Probably the same as the topics on this forum

 

This squad is a disgusting mess

When did you realise we had bad owners?

Would you have Enzo back?

 

[The boy Linacre]

Who do we play next??  When can we go to the beach?  As all of us are already on holiday, we never came back from Copenhagen

[Free Falling Foxes]

"I hate working Saturdays"

[TonyN11]

On 22/03/2025 at 17:08, DJW1 said:

Right. We´ll try for 20 minutes then give up.

 

20 minutes? 

[TonyN11]

I'm sure they're planning elaborate goal celebrations 

[CrazyKopCorner]

**** all!

 

Done purely for effect to give the impression that

 

a) they are united (I've never known togetherness like it said in a soft scouse twat accent) and

 

b) to look as though they're motivated 

Edited 24 March by CrazyKopCorner

[fazzyfox]

We'll put the left back in

The right back out

In out in out

Then just run about

We're just a bleedin' joke-y

That fool around

Cause that's what we're all about, HEY!

[SouthStandUpperTier]

Maybe they're discussing the after-match meal...

 

🎶 Will it be chips or jacket spuds?

Will it be salad, or frozen peas?

Will it be mushrooms?

Fried onion rings?

You'll have to wait and see

Hope it's chips, it's chips!

We hope it's chips, it's chips!...🎶

[oldbluefox]

You see the chap behind the goal with the arrow.  That's where we've got to shoot. 

[MGLCFC]

If we stay like this for 45 minutes we'll only be 1 - 0 down at half time. 

[fazzyfox]

Vardy - “Right guys, it looks like Ruud’s dropped us right in it again, he’s selected Faes, Vestergaard, Justin, Soumare, Ayew, but if we can just stay in the game he might sub on some proper players 2nd half.”

[suffolk fox]

I am so fed up of picking up Vestergaards dog poop either him or the dog has to go

[ozleicester]

"who are you?... "
"have we met?"
"I think ive seen you around"
"So...what brings you here?"

[Bert]

2 hours to go lads then we can get out on the piss