Newcastle (H) - Match Thread

[blue blood]

We are the walking dead, with no sign of changing anything at any level within LCFC. 
 

Since I’ve been supporting us - from the early 90’s this has never happened. 
 

No plan. 
 

No hope.

 

Bleak. Very very bleak. 
 

😢

[Claudio Fannieri]

Our pressing is awful, we are so easy to play through, gaps all over the place, and they are just so much quicker than us, men against boys, we look like an under 10 team so naive and clueless. 

[StonyFox]

0.14xg, that's 7 times more than the whole of the last game already, the improvement is clear to see!

[Fox85]

3 minutes ago, nnfox said:

I'm probably one of Daka's bigger fans but OMG that was one of the worst first half performances I've ever seen from a professional footballer.  Awful.

I'm assuming Vardy just constantly gets a pass then because he hasn't done anything for the last 8 games compared to Dakas performance that half?

 

Just remember Vardy is costing the wage bill almost 160k per week

Edited 7 April 2025 by Fox85

[MC Prussian]

Just now, Ian Nacho said:

Happy birthday to Wout Faes! 🎂🎈 

He's putting one in for the fans, it's obvious. The dedication is admirable. Second to none.

[Sol thewall Bamba]

Can't wait to be 80 years old banging on about how shit this guy was 

[filbertway]

Just now, StanSP said:

Are you joking?

 

You can expect to be shit and still hammer the players for it. 

 

Those pricks, Ruud and Top and Co deserve all the boos they get. 

I think the point is, why have they showed up in the first place?

[Ely fox]

Well that was good 0-3. 

[SecretPro]

He ain't gunna pick the kids now - if Monga and Evans come on and start bagging goals then questions will be asked Why it hasn't come sooner and if it could have kept us up, given we havnt scored in 4 years or whatever it is now. 

[HankMarvin]

1 minute ago, StanSP said:

Really? 

 

 

Yet one has shot accuracy 3 times the other this season 

 

bet you can guess who 

[justfoxes]

WHAT A SACK OF SCHITT !!

 

 

[sylofox]

Do we get a bonus point for only getting one shot on target but hitting the post twice?

[DezFox]

Watching this with my father in law (Newcastle fan) and he can’t believe how bad we are. I have had to then tell him this is our best attacking display for some time!! 😂

[MancFox24]

2 minutes ago, nnfox said:

I'm probably one of Daka's bigger fans but OMG that was one of the worst first half performances I've ever seen from a professional footballer.  Awful.

JJ's performance must be a close second

[HarryDee8]

Not even fighting to stay in the league 🙈🙈

[Kopic]

Get Bobby on.

[luthersfarm]

Why Ruud persists with this ridiculous formation and lineup is so beyond me I feel like I'm losing my mind. VK and Thomas?!?!? Thomas CB?!?!?! Daka AND Vardy?!?!?! Lord have mercy

[HankMarvin]

1 minute ago, StonyFox said:

0.14xg, that's 7 times more than the whole of the last game already, the improvement is clear to see!

Amazing tactics 

only took conceding 3 in 45 at home to unleash the full attacking prowess 

[StanSP]

1 minute ago, filbertway said:

I think the point is, why have they showed up in the first place?

Probably wanting to boo

 

Otherwise it's just weird. 

[fazzyfox]

8 minutes ago, Your Honour said:

I genuinely cannot remember the last time we scored a goal?

[Happy Fox]

We are utterly dogshite, thank f**k I have some common sense and am staying at home.

[Dr Marco]

at least LCFC women have a real chance of staying up

[Tomo260]

I honestly reckon any prem team would still beat us if they had 8 players

[bovril]

Ruud's just humiliating us because of Vardy breaking his record and that one season we had Martin Keown. There is no other explanation. 

[sly1]

Enough is enough