Commentators & Pundits thread

[Izzy]

Listening to Matterface and Dixon just now and I think Cape Verde have just won the world cup

[foxfanazer]

Just now, Izzy said:

Listening to Matterface and Dixon just now and I think Cape Verde have just won the world cup

Miserable sod

[Corky]

1 minute ago, Izzy said:

Listening to Matterface and Dixon just now and I think Cape Verde have just won the world cup

The Cape Verdians were standing to attention

[goody2028]

1 minute ago, Izzy said:

Listening to Matterface and Dixon just now and I think Cape Verde have just won the world cup

Was actually the first time i’ve not minded them tbf 

[Foxes1]

That's how you put your body on the line from Cape Verde some of our overpaid muppets should watch it.

[Izzy]

I wouldn't want to meet Emma Hayes down a dark alley late at night

[SK3Blue]

Dixon should just commentate on Snooker on the Radio. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

The vibe of ITV's coverage is so much better, just a shame their lead commentary team is Matterface and Dixon

[Muzzy_no7]

At least Aluko isn’t there

[The Doctor]

very funny Theo Walcott claiming he was involved at the peak of England's golden generation. One friendly in 2006 aside he was 2008 to 2016, which has to be England's nadir in the last 30 years surely

[hebangsthedrums]

15 minutes ago, Muzzy_no7 said:

At least Aluko isn’t there

Thank fvck

Luckily she self torpedoed her inexplicable post player career by being a professional victim/thicko

[TonyN11]

1 hour ago, Izzy said:

I wouldn't want to meet Emma Hayes down a dark alley late at night

Thanks.

I'm in with a chance then 

[The Bear]

Ian Dowie in a dress.