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Posted
10 minutes ago, TiffToff88 said:

Just found out the only person left in the office that isn't a total dick (apart from myself, of course...) handed in his notice this morning.

 

Kill me now.

 

 

The dicks shall inherit the earth.

 

In fact, I often think they already have.

Posted
1 minute ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

 

The dicks shall inherit the earth.

 

In fact, I often think they already have.

They've certainly inherited my workplace, thats for sure!

Posted
28 minutes ago, isaidno said:

Been swimming with dolphins in Mexico. It's never been something on my bucket list, but it really is an amazing experience. 

 

I wonder if it was on theirs? :dunno:

 

 

 

Posted
30 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

1 hour ago, isaidno said:

Been swimming with dolphins in Mexico. It's never been something on my bucket list, but it really is an amazing experience. 

 

I wonder if it was on theirs? :dunno:

 

Can't imagine dolphins would have much use for buckets (or lists for that matter)...

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Posted
37 minutes ago, Milo said:

Can't imagine dolphins would have much use for buckets (or lists for that matter)...

 

How else would they wash the car, smart-arse?

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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, isaidno said:

Been swimming with dolphins in Mexico. It's never been something on my bucket list, but it really is an amazing experience. 

As a youth I swam with rats in Kilby canal and a bloke was washing his boat by using a bucket ..... does that count ?

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Posted
5 hours ago, TiffToff88 said:

Just found out the only person left in the office that isn't a total dick (apart from myself, of course...) handed in his notice this morning.

 

Kill me now.

Office full of bellends now.

Posted
16 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

Got offered a job so it's not been a bad start to the day. :) 

Always a great feeling being offered a job, congratulations mate.

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Posted
21 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

Got offered a job so it's not been a bad start to the day. :) 

Same! Congrats to you.

 

New job, start later this month.

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Posted
52 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

Got offered a job so it's not been a bad start to the day. :) 

 

Shagging sheep is a job? :blink:

 

Congrats, mate. :)

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Posted
27 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Shagging sheep is a job? :blink:

 

Congrats, mate. :)

I can't tell if you're mistaking me for Finnegan or if you just think all even-toed ungulates are the same.

 

Either way you're a racist.

Posted
4 minutes ago, cambridgefox said:

Congrats mate,I know you had a few irons in the fire.

still in Cambridge?

Yep, gonna be baristaing at the Nero opposite the train station with a view to moving up into a more responsible position down the line.

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Posted
42 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

Yep, gonna be baristaing at the Nero opposite the train station with a view to moving up into a more responsible position down the line.

 

Cue a procession of people turning up at the Nero opposite Cambridge train station, all asking to be served by Carl the Llama.....:D

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Posted
19 minutes ago, cambridgefox said:

My lad (14) was delivering the weekly Newspaper and they stopped producing it ,so he wanted to earn some money.

 

So took himself off to B&M and stocked up and has started flogging Lucozades,chocolate and cookies from Tescos at school.

He has made himself £44 profit in 3 days?

The canteen sell Lucozade for £1.50 he is flogging his for £1 and I bought him 24 more yesterday(£12) only has 3 left!

One of the teachers even bought some cookies off him.

He hires lockers off people at 50p a day to keep his stock.

 

A few lads threatened to kick his head in if he didn't give them freebies,but he doesn't give a Sh!t.

As we speak he has just gone up the local shop looking for offers of buy one get one free.

 

Told him I don't want it to get in the way of his schoolwork.

 

What made me really proud was there is a girl in his class who hasn't a pot to p!ss in and he just gave her some chocolate and Lucozade because he feels sorry for her,brought a lump to my throat.

He is a pain in the arse sometimes at school being mischievous rather than naughty but he has a heart of gold and gestures like that out way the silliness IMO .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Next Branson, good lad.

Posted
On 9/28/2017 at 18:18, Lovejoy said:

A bird took a shit on my black jeans this morning lol. Copped some funny looks walking past Cannon Street and took me a moment to realise why. Might have to pay the local TK Maxx a visit at lunch.

tut tut Tinder ay :(

Posted
4 hours ago, Carl the Llama said:

Yep, gonna be baristaing at the Nero opposite the train station with a view to moving up into a more responsible position down the line.

 

3 hours ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

Cue a procession of people turning up at the Nero opposite Cambridge train station, all asking to be served by Carl the Llama.....:D

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