How Was Your Day?

[Finnaldo]

17 hours ago, tom27111 said:

Just been for a job interview. Got offered it on the spot.

 

Back in the motor trade now.

 

See the Car Thread if anyone is after a new vehicle!

Congrats mate, glad to hear you’ve managed to get back in the industry. Losing your job in a pandemic and managing to get a gig doing something a lot of people would like turn their nose up at or sneer, and then enjoying it to the point you can come on here and have a laugh about it, it’s quite inspiring to see as I’d be beside myself if I was ever sacked off! Hats off to you. 
 

Hope the new job goes well, I’ll know if I find my parcel thrown in the hedge that it was you on you goodbye tour 

[tom27111]

My worst nightmare happened whilst at work today. A genuine toilet emergency. 

 

Long story short, I shat in a plastic bag. Now my eyes are burning from the putrid stench.

[Dunge]

Got a surprise bonus package today from an Amazon delivery driver. Well, I say package; it was more of a plastic bag. But he assured me it was mine. Smells a bit funny but can’t wait to open it and see what’s inside.

[Izzy]

25 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

Long story short, I shat in a plastic bag. Now my eyes are burning from the putrid stench.

Would you buy a new car from this man? 

 

[tom27111]

3 minutes ago, Izzy said:

Would you buy a new car from this man? 

 

I think you were the one who asked what happens in this scenario, months ago.

 

Just reporting back 

 

I have fully sanitised my hands.

[Izzy]

It’s our 20th wedding anniversary today and we’ve now been together over 25 years.

 

I know I take the piss out of my wife on here occasionally but the truth is, she’s very, very lucky that I still put up with her 

[FoxesDeb]

1 minute ago, Izzy said:

It’s our 20th wedding anniversary today and we’ve now been together over 25 years.

 

I know I take the piss out of my wife on here occasionally but the truth is, she’s very, very lucky that I still put up with her 

Congratulations to both of you 🎊💐🎉

 

She surely deserves a medal 

[Buce]

13 minutes ago, Izzy said:

It’s our 20th wedding anniversary today and we’ve now been together over 25 years.

 

I know I take the piss out of my wife on here occasionally but the truth is, she’s very, very lucky that I still put up with her 

 

After twenty years she must almost be like one of the family...

[Izzy]

23 minutes ago, FoxesDeb said:

Congratulations to both of you 🎊💐🎉

 

She surely deserves a medal 

[Countryfox]

Just now, Izzy said:

You’ve still got it Muzzet !! ..   

[Countryfox]

The Foxestalk joke meister 

[StanSP]

Congrats @Izzy

[SemperEadem]

22 hours ago, tom27111 said:

My worst nightmare happened whilst at work today. A genuine toilet emergency. 

 

Long story short, I shat in a plastic bag. Now my eyes are burning from the putrid stench.

@Stadt

[Stadt]

9 hours ago, SemperEadem said:

@Stadt

Never had to shit in a plastic bag, sounds more like your sort of thing tbh. I’ve just had shits in grim toilets rather than behind a big bin at Hillsborough Tesco 

[The Blur]

On 03/08/2021 at 18:14, Izzy said:

It’s our 20th wedding anniversary today and we’ve now been together over 25 years.

 

I know I take the piss out of my wife on here occasionally but the truth is, she’s very, very lucky that I still put up with her 

 

Occasionally?  Really?   🤣

[tom27111]

I'm at Sandown Park for a race meet and a Craig David gig.

 

The women here are sensational. 

 

One was wearing a catsuit so tight, I became an expert in lip reading 

[Stuntman_Mike]

My morning started with a flat tyre on my car when I got to work and ended with a delivery of the world's best mouse mat, and a fresh season ticket. So it's turned out ok

 

[Jon the Hat]

43 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

I'm at Sandown Park for a race meet and a Craig David gig.

 

The women here are sensational. 

 

One was wearing a catsuit so tight, I became an expert in lip reading 

Saw Tony Hadley at one of those a few years ago.  Was a good night.

[tom27111]

Just now, Jon the Hat said:

Saw Tony Hadley at one of those a few years ago.  Was a good night.

Craig David tonight.

 

I'm not a fan, the Mrs is, but fvck me, this guy can perform 

[tom27111]

Just a pure live performance. 

 

I'm going to see New Order and Biffy Clyro later in the year. 

 

No doubt about Biffy, that'll be mental, but I hope New Order can still perform and hold an audience. 

[goose2010]

Went to Newmarket the other week and saw Tom Jones was incredible for an 81 year old. Can still smash out the big hits.

[StanSP]

22 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

Craig David tonight.

 

I'm not a fan, the Mrs is, but fvck me, this guy can perform 

He's superb. I saw him at Wembley Arena.

90mins of old school garage.

90mins of his TS5 DJ set.

 

Great entertainment and energy.

[tom27111]

8 minutes ago, StanSP said:

He's superb. I saw him at Wembley Arena.

90mins of old school garage.

90mins of his TS5 DJ set.

 

Great entertainment and energy.

 

A genuinely good performer that's worth my money.

 

I'm surprised to be honest.

 

Top guy. Owns that stage. 

 

I've paid more for people who are shite. 

 

Gotta respect his comeback. Its on Partridge level 

 

He may or may not have driven to Dundee barefoot.

[tom27111]

More importantly, it was part of my Mrs's 40th birthday present. 

 

She is loving life right now 

[Jattdogg]

1 hour ago, tom27111 said:

Craig David tonight.

 

I'm not a fan, the Mrs is, but fvck me, this guy can perform 

 

45 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

More importantly, it was part of my Mrs's 40th birthday present. 

 

She is loving life right now 

So craig does all the foreplay and you just pop in for a few minutes at the end of the night. Well played.

 

1 hour ago, goose2010 said:

Went to Newmarket the other week and saw Tom Jones was incredible for an 81 year old. Can still smash out the big hits.

...it's not unusual....