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Stig the Lawnmower

Kernockaert

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a couple of weeks ago some twat on here tried to tell me he wasn't good enough because he had only scored against Burton

lol

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Anthonys a frenchman, he wears a frenchmans hat

he lives next door to Futacs in a leicester council flat.

Madrid they have Ronaldo, United Wayne Rooney

but we have Anthony Knockeart, the french Lionel Messi.

How have people missed this? This is awesome!

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Saw a copy of his medical report. He has a very rare musco-skeletal climbiotic neural symtosism. Prem clubs unlikey to take a risk on such an insurance risk

What's that in laymans terms?

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Saw a copy of his medical report. He has a very rare musco-skeletal climbiotic neural symtosism. Prem clubs unlikey to take a risk on such an insurance risk

Just googled that and all that came up was this thread. Bollocks

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Saw a copy of his medical report. He has a very rare musco-skeletal climbiotic neural symtosism. Prem clubs unlikey to take a risk on such an insurance risk

All that means is he can't do a Gallic shrug .

Other minor symptoms include a compelling urge to wear a striped pullover and a battered, beflowered silk opera hat and pretending there is an invisible wall in front of you.

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Maybe we should make our scouting trips to France more often! their appears to be a bargain or two there.

Yann-Kermorgant-006.jpg

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How have people missed this? This is awesome!

As if the crowd these days will remember that... You need to remove all but three words, add scarf twirling and include a "durrrrrrh" or "waaaaaaarrrh" droaning noise.

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I can't cope with all this flair from a pearson side. Knocky, marshall even big wes thinks he's sol. I fully expect np to coach it out if them soon.:-)

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Saw a copy of his medical report. He has a very rare musco-skeletal climbiotic neural symtosism. Prem clubs unlikey to take a risk on such an insurance risk

You've definitely just made that up. For starters the prefix for conditions relating to the muscles is musculo- or muscular-, not musco-. And neither 'climbiotic' nor 'symtosism' are actually words.

What did you mean to say? (with benefit of doubt)

Why are you bullshitting? (without)

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Yann-Kermorgant-006.jpg

One example of a shite French player where's the bias? :rolleyes:

What I meant by that scouting trip is French players who are young and talented in the Ligue 2, Newcastle do this to great avail and they aren't expensive.

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You've definitely just made that up. For starters the prefix for conditions relating to the muscles is musculo- or muscular-, not musco-. And neither 'climbiotic' nor 'symtosism' are actually words.

What did you mean to say? (with benefit of doubt)

Why are you bullshitting? (without)

the whole 'Premiership Clubs will come sniffing thing'. They are indeed not real words. It was a gentle attempt at creating a 'Knockaert is a liability so don't come sniffing' chain, primarily for our own amusement. I am well aware Prem Clubs won't take such a thread seriously. It was just a joke, for which I apologise.

Sincerely, though, I thought Knock was simply outstanding yesterday. Inventive, tricky and constantly involved. He brightened up the King Power, and I hope he is with us for a long time.

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the whole 'Premiership Clubs will come sniffing thing'. They are indeed not real words. It was a gentle attempt at creating a 'Knockaert is a liability so don't come sniffing' chain, primarily for our own amusement. I am well aware Prem Clubs won't take such a thread seriously. It was just a joke, for which I apologise.

Sincerely, though, I thought Knock was simply outstanding yesterday. Inventive, tricky and constantly involved. He brightened up the King Power, and I hope he is with us for a long time.

i thought it was a good un :D

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