Kitchandro Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 Schlupp is the only thing that tells me this is real life. He's like that spinning top from the film Inception. If he ever actually does something good I'll be extremely worried I've dreamt the whole season.
Kitchandro Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 I've always like Jeff. I think he always gives his all even on his bad days. I especially likeed his awareness today when he back headed the back past the defender gave him a 10 yard start and still beat the defender to the Ball. He should really have scored then but set up Ulloa for the tap in. But that Jeff for you. I am able to laugh at Schlupp but the amount of people saying this astounds me. He's as lazy as they come. He doesn't give his all on a good day, let alone a bad day.
VLC86 Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 That shot today ... sat behind the goal shouting shoot one second cowering in fear the next as the ball comes heading towards my face .. Jeff ❤️❤️ Let's face it, who wouldn't let Jeff shoot on their face.
katieakita Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 Would love the club to run a spot the ball prize in honour of Jeff anyone confirm if Sky classed his effort as an attempt on goal.
StanSP Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 schlupp at his finest today. Fuchs went for a high-five with him at one stage and Schlupp went for a fist-bump and I immediately thought of this thread . assist of the season, too. Swansea didn't know how to cope...
Lionheart10 Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 He just needs a red nose and a pair of big shoes.
The Doctor Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 schlupp at his finest today. Fuchs went for a high-five with him at one stage and Schlupp went for a fist-bump and I immediately thought of this thread . assist of the season, too. Swansea didn't know how to cope... - Got to love Jeff, he just sort of exists in his own little world. Looking forward to when we win the title and he gets confused as to why the trophy is being brought out.
foxychik Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 Let's face it, who wouldn't let Jeff shoot on their face. Pretty safe bet that he would miss by 15 yards ....
Dan Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 He was in absolutely incredible funny form today. I don't think he could've turned in a more stereotypical Jeff performance if he'd tried to. Fact of the matter is though, his contribution has lead to a goal and he's got them constantly worried. If only he had an end product.
Max Power Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 For all the jokes he is a properly effective footballer. We need his pace and power especially with no Vardy. He was a constant threat today - to opposition defenders and fans in row Z
Dario79 Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 To me he literally plowed the left side today,extremely impressive.
Finnaldo Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 For all the jokes he is a properly effective footballer. We need his pace and power especially with no Vardy. He was a constant threat today - to opposition defenders and fans in row Z No one is safe from Give-It-A-Go Jeff
foxes_rule1978 Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 He was, but there is a thread called Funny things Schlupp did
Babylon Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 Ha ha ha... ploughed is about right. A bit like a tractor he disrupts everything in his path, massively lacking in finesse though... But you don't expect that from a plough.
foxes_rule1978 Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 For all the jokes he is a properly effective footballer. We need his pace and power especially with no Vardy. He was a constant threat today - to opposition defenders and fans in row Z True he is, well until defenders realise it is best to just let him go and shot anyway
Fox 4 Life Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 Was brilliant today, he is unplayable at times. Can't shoot to save his life but he tore Swansea to bits. Was the spark we needed with vards out
Tuna Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 When he blazed over in the second half, camera showed Jeff lying on his back...looked like he had a massive erection!
Wolfox Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 Master Stoke from the Don... Gave us a pacy outlet... There is a touch of the forest gump about him.. he ran ran ran and ran Maybe we should have a big 'stop Jeff' and 'shoot Jeff' sign either end?
foxes_rule1978 Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 Darn it, guess I'm going to have to accept that there will be two Schlupp threads... guess he deserves it for a fine display today
LJS Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 Every time he gets the ball I just shout "run Jeff!". Because he can't kick the ****er. I like him. I don't think he's a good player exactly, but he has impact. And he makes me piss myself laughing. He's basically the special needs kid you let have a few minutes kick about and the opposition don't know what to do with him. If he didn't have pace he'd be on the dole, if he had technique he's be playing for Real Madrid.
Dario79 Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 Sorry guys I haven't noticed other topic, can the mod connects two topics???
FoxInTheBirstallBox Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 Lmfao at least 12 facial expressions going on there on match of the day when setting up Ulloas second
cc_star Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 Jeff was Jeff today Runs past (or into) opposition brilliantly A bit lacking in the brain connected to his feet department though Just what we needed today
Xen Posted 24 April 2016 Posted 24 April 2016 Jeff on the left could be coming up against Messi/Bale etc on the right next season. If he's anything like he was today he'd probably win those battles as well (wouldn't know what to do after he's got past his man, mind, but it wouldn't be the same Jeff we all love if he didn't put a shot out for a throw in at least once a game )
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