Goal celebrations that you just simply hate....

[norwichfox]

The embarrassing to watch Peter Crouch robotics dance wot-a-tw@

[Guest Electric Yetis]

Kevin Nolan's chicken dance surely one of the worst.

[m4DD0gg]

Cant beat phillpot and roberts dance against cov and pompey back in the day

[sdb]

When Harry Kane does that rotting potato face. 

[shen]

Cristiano Ronaldo definitely. The baby cradle which was nice back when Bebeto made it, but which conversely prompted hundreds of copied attempts. Did this one maybe start the whole celebration craze as we know it today?

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

Gomis, what a bellend

Sturridge and his stupid arms

Any sort of dance

Also when a player refuses to celebrate like they were heartbroken they've scored against a former club.

[Finnegan]

Absolute salad.

[eddylcfc]

Jesse Lingards against Newcastle... 'The Dab', only decent players can kind of pull that off. It was such a cringe moment

[filbertway]

i know im old, but in my day no-one "planned" their celebration. So it was just an example of their joy.

 

I hate the showboating bull sh1t!

 

They probably did. The difference is that pretty much every game in the world wasn't filmed. Gazza's dentist chair celebration in 1996 was clearly planned and that was 20 years ago.

[ScouseFox]

hope all his fingers fall off 

 

 

always used to wish this munter would mess this up 

 

[Finnegan]

Ah Scouse. So bitter about the superior Welshies.

[ScouseFox]

didnt even cross my mind that they were probs the two things youve wanked over most in your life  

 

no coincidence that two of the biggest bellends ever are from wales, like. 

[Hollism]

The "11 of hearts" is exactly what I was referring to in my post on the last page. Hate him for actually trademarking it.

[CharlieCharles]

Got to say Gomis. ****ing crawling on the floor after scoring.

I'd love to kick him in the bollocks when he's doing that.

Completely agree. He just looks stupid.

[stripeyfox]

that german that scored the winning penalty in the euro 96 semi final shoot out.

Andreas Moeller I think. Made me want to smash my TV in!

[David Lowe]

That Drinkwater celebration is getting tiresome now.

[AKCJ]

When Wayne Rooney minced after whacking an overhead top bin.

 

Went from don to don't;

[One Legged Beaver]

Can't stand the pre planned t-shirts with messages on them!

[Unabomber]

Ffs I'd only just forgotton how much that little turnip earnshaw annoyed me with his weird little alien head.

[Sharpe's Fox]

Hate Roberto Martinez when he does that lean-back-and-index-finger-in-the-air thing. Maybe if he was any sort of decent manager it would be ok but he's fvcking pish and needs to fvck off back to Wigan.

[Nalis]

The "11 of hearts" is exactly what I was referring to in my post on the last page. Hate him for actually trademarking it.

Yeah same for me, pretty indifferent to the celebration itself, its the fact he's trademarked it which is annoying. I mean FFS, its not like its completely original either.

[RonnieTodger]

Any little weird hand gesture like Bale's is crap. I like the Sturridge one for some reason though.

[Captain...]

Robbie Keane, just looked so lame and forced, at least a back flip and a somersault takes some skill and athleticism, a forward roll and then some finger guns.

 

[StanSP]

Any little weird hand gesture like Bale's is crap. I like the Sturridge one for some reason though.

 

this is one of the worst I think

[DJ Barry Hammond]

De Shaun Jackson (American Football) - possibly the worst celebration in the history of sport;