Can anyone write fluent German?

[Babylon]

In need of one line of text translating, anyone here write perfect German?

[MC Prussian]

Translation friend. PM me.

[Finnegan]

Zweimal bratwurst bitte.

[bovril]

Mein hund hast keine nase.

[Rocket-Ron]

I learnt all my German from the old commando comics. 

 

"For you Tommy ze voor es over"

[notnow john]

I can write perfect German - but I don't understand a word of it.

[MC Prussian]

1 hour ago, Finnegan said:

Zweimal bratwurst bitte.

And that's all you need to know!

[Finnegan]

35 minutes ago, bovril said:

Mein hund hast keine nase.

 

Wie riecht es?

[Vacamion]

 

 

FURCHTBAR!!!

[ozleicester]

nine

[Guest Sharpe's Fox]

Gotze lahm badstuber gundogan deutch? Klopp. Muller draxler ozil hummels neuer. Schweinsteiger.

 

Translation: Can I write perfect German? Maybe. You'll have to judge that for yourself. Pig Farmer.

[Rincewind]

neine

[Finnegan]

3 hours ago, bovril said:

Mein hund hast keine nase.

 

2 hours ago, Finnegan said:

 

Wie riecht es?

 

2 hours ago, Vacamion said:

 

 

FURCHTBAR!!!

 

Cracking work chaps.

[Itsthejoeker]

Ich bin ein Berliner!

[Buce]

 

[Carl the Llama]

Du bist eine lesbiche hummer.

[Foxhateram]

De Gaj!

[Lionator]

Fluent German

 

there you go.

[Wymsey]

Wir sind auf einer Europa-Tour alle gehen .

Dilly ding Dilly dong !

[jonthefox]

Achtung baby

[Great Boos Up]

10 hours ago, MC Prussian said:

Translation friend. PM me.

Don't tell him Pike!

[MC Prussian]

5 hours ago, Itsthejoeker said:

Ich bin ein Berliner!

Mit or mitout Marmelade?

[cambridgefox]

1 hour ago, jonthefox said:

Achtung baby

Achtung Spitfire!

now that was a computer game.

[Stadt]

Ein Fiege bitte

[Trav Le Bleu]

 

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!