The world's shortest (and scariest) Horror story

[TiffToff88]

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[bovril]

"number 20, Junior Lewis".

[foxfanazer]

Ulloa Slimani

[Wymsey]

Nothing can be worse than the Islamic State group..

[Jimothy]

Wow, that's a sudden change in tone for the thread there Wymesy!

[Kinowe Soorie]

Ryan McGiven

[AyewJoking]

Rudkin settles down for a bit of late night transfer shopping......

[Fox92]

Schimeical

 

Simpson Morgan Maguire Chilwell

 

Mahrez King Ndidi Albrighton 

 

Okazaki

 

Vardy

[Stadt]

32 minutes ago, Facecloth said:

Wow, that's a sudden change in tone for the thread there Wymesy!

It really made me laugh  

[Buce]

56 minutes ago, TiffToff88 said:

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[Tuna]

1 hour ago, TiffToff88 said:

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[Countryfox]

1 hour ago, TiffToff88 said:

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1 hour ago, Wymeswold fox said:

Nothing can be worse than the Islamic State group..

 

Tough call Wymes ...

[bovril]

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[bovril]

Also Starring:

Anne Hathaway 

[Phube]

It's Vardy or Mahrez to take the penalty...

[Renart]

Leicester have sacked Craig Shakespeare and re-appointed Peter Taylor as their manager, with Dennis Wise coming in as his number two...

[whoareyaaa]

Prince of Punjab, I'll say no more.

[Blue ROI]

And then Roy Essandoh scored a stoppage time winner....

[VLC86]

So then, Ranieris team has been announced and it's King and Amartey in midfield today.

[bovril]

Next on BBC1, live tennis. 

[Sir Shep]

14 seconds too late.

[leicsmac]

"I'm pregnant, and it's yours."

[Houdini Logic]

"I'm pregnant, and it's not yours"

[Vacamion]

 

Blood in your handkerchief, blood on your toilet paper and blood coming from your eye sockets.

 

 

#sorrynotsorry

 

 

[Rincewind]

Matt had dug the hole himself. Now, as the sound of soil hitting  the coffin lid hid the muffled laughs of his long suffeing rivals he realised  that it was a mistake.