The Apprentice 2017

[Izzy]

I reckon I'd do quite well on The Apprentice.

 

I'm often complemented on my ability to be an irritating twat with shit ideas...

[Stadt]

Obviously it's for entertainment rather than fully fledged business ideas but it's hard being given a few days to come up with a product/service that they usually have no experience with and then trying to sell it to retailers. Play it too safe and there's already cheaper, better products out on the market already but go for a potential gap and but there's the risk it's too niche. You can be a reasonable team leader but get thrown under the bus by all the incompetent goons.

 

Charles and Sajan are shite but somehow avoided the boardroom, Sajan's completely delusional and could have easily been sacked last week as well this week "I'm good at being creative" nah, fvck off are you.

Edited 18 October 2017 by Wookie

[Samilktray]

Joanna is lovely 

[Captain...]

7 hours ago, Wookie said:

Obviously it's for entertainment rather than fully fledged business ideas but it's hard being given a few days to come up with a product/service that they usually have no experience with and then trying to sell it to retailers. Play it too safe and there's already cheaper, better products out on the market already but go for a potential gap and but there's the risk it's too niche. You can be a reasonable team leader but get thrown under the bus by all the incompetent goons.

 

Charles and Sajan are shite but somehow avoided the boardroom, Sajan's completely delusional and could have easily been sacked last week as well this week "I'm good at being creative" nah, fvck off are you.

It is difficult, but you expect someone to have a better idea than pitching a yoga robot to over 60s that reminds you to take your pills, and spot the flaw in calling it your buddy for life and marketing it as a replacement for human comfort, or even be able to time manage a poster design (get the basic info down then tart it up), consider the consequences of a last minute name change or just not put a load of grammatically incorrect mistake ridden gibberish on a board in a font and colour that you can barely read.

 

They have been utter shite in all 3 tasks, I normally give the benefit of the doubt, but they have been a collective shambles from day 1, can't spell, can't count, can't measure walls, can't follow simple instructions, can't understand basic concepts such as to sell burgers at lunch time you need to be out there at lunch time with burgers to sell and red, blue and yellow is not a coherent colour scheme.

[Stadt]

2 hours ago, Captain... said:

It is difficult, but you expect someone to have a better idea than pitching a yoga robot to over 60s that reminds you to take your pills, and spot the flaw in calling it your buddy for life and marketing it as a replacement for human comfort, or even be able to time manage a poster design (get the basic info down then tart it up), consider the consequences of a last minute name change or just not put a load of grammatically incorrect mistake ridden gibberish on a board in a font and colour that you can barely read.

 

They have been utter shite in all 3 tasks, I normally give the benefit of the doubt, but they have been a collective shambles from day 1, can't spell, can't count, can't measure walls, can't follow simple instructions, can't understand basic concepts such as to sell burgers at lunch time you need to be out there at lunch time with burgers to sell and red, blue and yellow is not a coherent colour scheme.

That’s certainly fair enough, the lads team have had a shocker with pricing in every task as well.

[SystonFox]

£735 for a ****ing yoga robot you mad bro.

 

 

[Parafox]

On ‎10‎/‎18‎/‎2017 at 23:00, Izzy Muzzett said:

I reckon I'd do quite well on The Apprentice.

 

I'm often complemented on my ability to be an irritating twat with shit ideas jokes.

Fixed!

[Realist Guy In The Room]

This is actually difficult to watch.

[Facecloth]

5 minutes ago, Realist Guy In The Room said:

This is actually difficult to watch.

I might have to leave the room when Harrison starts singing.

 

Bushra's facts were excruciating to watch.

Edited 25 October 2017 by Facecloth

[Uranyl Yellow]

Here's a fun fact. In 1966. Yes 1966. Geoff Hurst scored a goal for England. Isn't that amazing.

[kingfox]

This is quite cringe tonight.

[Mrfox452]

3 minutes ago, Facecloth said:

I might have to leave the room when Harrison starts singing.

 

Bushra's facts were excruciating to watch.

They singing werent too bad imo.

 

But the facts she was doing, **** me... the cringe man.

[foxfanazer]

Sugar has the worst jokes 

[kingfox]

Elizabeth is a cvnt 

[Uranyl Yellow]

4 minutes ago, kingfox said:

Elizabeth is a cvnt 

You could probably apply that description to most of the candidates. I think the only one I have some degree of tolerance for is the one that sounds like Fred Dibnah's lovechild.

[StanSP]

Quite like Jade. 

 

Glad Siobhan got fired. As a PM, with a task specialising in her expertise, she was extremely underwhelming. I don't actually know what she did?

 

Was hoping Joanna would go as well. Deadwood. 

[kingfox]

Did they seriously just pay £30 for a Spurs scarf 

[Facecloth]

Joanna is such annoying little bitch. All this owning the deal bullshit, and getting narky with people stepping in. Just shut the **** up and get on with it.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

James and Jade are by far and away the best candidates in this, but some crap norris will probably win on the basis of their business plan.

[Corky]

36 minutes ago, Facecloth said:

Joanna is such annoying little bitch. All this owning the deal bullshit, and getting narky with people stepping in. Just shut the **** up and get on with it.

This is mainly a team task process and she seems to have no people skills whatsoever.

[Captain...]

10 hours ago, kingfox said:

Did they seriously just pay £30 for a Spurs scarf 

But they are so hard to buy, I mean it's so lucky they spoke to a guy in a cake shop who had a mate who had spurs scarf, otherwise where would you find a spurs scarf in London? Apart from every-fvcking-where!

[Realist Guy In The Room]

2 hours ago, Captain... said:

But they are so hard to buy, I mean it's so lucky they spoke to a guy in a cake shop who had a mate who had spurs scarf, otherwise where would you find a spurs scarf in London? Apart from every-fvcking-where!

Seriously the most bizarre thing i’ve ever seen.

 

I cant believe that more wasnt made of it.

 

 

[SouthStandUpperTier]

Did they seriously just pay £30 for a Spurs scarf 

Only a Tony Pulis/Craig Shakespeare half-and-half scarf would fetch that much.

[Turbogre]

Is it me or are the contestants getting worse and worse each series?

[Realist Guy In The Room]

4 minutes ago, Turbogre said:

Is it me or are the contestants getting worse and worse each series?

Its hit rock bottom this year big time.