Millionth post in General Chat.

[stripeyfox]

How do we know who gets it? Is there a FT referee to oversee fair play?

 

[Jattdogg]

28 minutes ago, stripeyfox said:

How do we know who gets it? Is there a FT referee to oversee fair play?

 

The site will shut down and post a message to twitter with the culprits handle/username

[Webbo]

If I'm a couple of posts over I'll delete a few so I win.

[Strokes]

1 hour ago, Webbo said:

If I'm a couple of posts over I'll delete a few so I win.

So long as it’s one us special chosen ones. It’s all good. Don’t let the gobby riff raff near it Webb’s.

[Brainy]

Probably be in the next 48hours now this thread exists

[ozleicester]

The millionth poster should receive the keys to the site, free reign to, bin others posts, offend decent folk and spout their own propaganda for eternity.

 

or just make them a moderator

 

 

 

 

[Webbo]

8 hours ago, Strokes said:

So long as it’s one us special chosen ones. It’s all good. Don’t let the gobby riff raff near it Webb’s.

I think I deserve the honour, as at least 10% of the million are down to me. Around  25,000 posts from me and 75,000 other posts calling me a w@nker. 

[Babylon]

Could be a momentous day as I could reach 40,000 as well.

[Babylon]

13 minutes ago, Webbo said:

I think I deserve the honour, as at least 10% of the million are down to me. Around  25,000 posts from me and 75,000 other posts calling me a w@nker. 

w@anker..... 75,001

Edited 14 March 2018 by Babylon

[Webbo]

2 minutes ago, Babylon said:

w@anker..... 75,001

It'll be about 80,000 by May.

[RonnieTodger]

I hope it's some mental breakdown like a homophobic rant, Cilla Black tribute or dinosaur search

[Finnegan]

12 minutes ago, RonnieTodger said:

I hope it's some mental breakdown like a homophobic rant, Cilla Black tribute or dinosaur search

 

@DANGEROUS TIGER you've been summoned. 

 

 

[Stadt]

Oh I forgot about the Cilla Black eulogy

[TiffToff88]

At this rate the 1,000,000th post will be another celebrity death announcement!

[Captain...]

7 hours ago, ozleicester said:

The millionth poster should receive the keys to the site, free reign to, bin others posts, offend decent folk and spout their own propaganda for eternity.

 

or just make them a moderator

 

 

 

 

Nah the millionth poster should be banned forever, it’ll at least stop people trying to bag the “honour” of being 1000000th and spamming topics like this.

[Wymsey]

2 hours ago, Finnegan said:

 

@DANGEROUS TIGER you've been summoned. 

 

 

Reckon it'll be a long apologetic post from Thracian, regretting how he left..

[Crinklyfox]

It'll be a bit of a let down if it's:

 

I just completed this quiz

 

My score                         10/100

 

My time                            299 seconds

[Suzie the Fox]

How do we know how many posts we are currently at? or is that a secret? 

 

 

 

[Izzy]

3 minutes ago, Suzie the Fox said:

How do we know how many posts we are currently at? or is that a secret? 

 

Not sure if it shows how many posts on a mobile Suzie but on a laptop/tablet it's on the main home page and shows posts by Forum/Thread. Current Gen Chat total is:

 

999,275

posts

[Drew Peacock]

6 minutes ago, Suzie the Fox said:

How do we know how many posts we are currently at? or is that a secret? 

 

 

 

I thought the same but just noticed it’s on the forum main page next to each title.

Edit: Beaten to it by Muzzy. 

Edited 14 March 2018 by Drew Peacock

[Webbo]

5 minutes ago, Suzie the Fox said:

How do we know how many posts we are currently at? or is that a secret? 

 

 

 

If you go to the home page with the different forums listed it tells you there.

[Suzie the Fox]

OMG 720 to go actually 719 now  

[Vlad the Fox]

Looking forward to the stampede as it gets close.

 

However it will probably be some crap fish based pun that the completly oblivious author ends up deleting as it was posted in the wrong thread. 

[Izzy]

1 minute ago, Vlad the Fox said:

Looking forward to the stampede as it gets close.

 

However it will probably be some crap fish based pun that the completly oblivious author ends up deleting as it was posted in the wrong thread. 

That reminds me, haven't heard from @Alf Bentley for a while 

[DB11]

A week? No way, I reckon no later than by the weekend