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LCFC players to help you win a pub fight

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Wasyl, Wayne Brown, Gerry Taggart and Robert Huth.

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5 minutes ago, MattP said:

Wasyl, Wayne Brown, Gerry Taggart and Robert Huth.

 

I think it's supposed to be a keeper, defender, midfielder & striker.

 

Imagine coming up against that foursome in an opposing defence, though. lol

Not sure Huth could hack it at LB, though - maybe switch Taggart (Wasyl played RB for Anderlecht, I think).

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3 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said:

I think it's supposed to be a keeper, defender, midfielder & striker.

 

Imagine coming up against that foursome in an opposing defence, though. lol

Not sure Huth could hack it at LB, though - maybe switch Taggart (Wasyl played RB for Anderlecht, I think).

lol whoops!

 

In that case....

 

Flowers

Wasyl

Tiatto

Jamie Lawrence (on the basis he might be armed)

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I was going to pick Huth but I'm worried about collateral damage - he'd swing a punch and hit an innocent bystander 15ft away.

Posted

Logan - as a shield

Wasyl - as a weapon

Lennon - to confuse them by shouting in Norther Irish English

GTF - as someone slower than me if we have to leg it

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Can't beat some of these selections, so I'll go for a selection to help you LOSE a pub fight:

 

Conrad Logan

Bruno Berner

Paul Gallagher

Gary Lineker

 

Can't imagine them being much help when the going got rough! :D

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Didn't Trevor Benjamin put Stanley Victor on his arse ?? Or was it the other way round, I've forgotten.

 

Stephen Hughes had a bit of a reputation.

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GK: Flowers - seemed to have zero pain barrier when playing!

 

Defence -Wasyl - We have had some hard nut defenders in our time (Walsh, Elliott, Taggart, Brown, Huth) but this man looked and at times acted like a character from Street Fighter! 

 

Midfield- Lennon - Has got a nasty streak and not inexperienced in the fighting department!

 

Striker - Vardy - Like a terrier snapping at your heels at his peak 2 or 3 years ago. Another with a nasty streak!

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Flowers (struggling here, most of our goalkeepers have seemed like really nice guys lol)

Wasyl (Wayne Brown close second but my lineup is staunchly apolitical) 

Jay Spearing (I think he'd be the short angry type) 

Howard (big bastard) 

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Kante.

 

Before the first glass even lands I'd be back in bed with a cup of hot chocolate and some tasty 20 year old lases on Tinder asking me for a date.

Posted
2 hours ago, MattP said:

lol whoops!

 

In that case....

 

Flowers

Wasyl

Tiatto

Jamie Lawrence (on the basis he might be armed)

Always felt he ran just that little bit faster when there was a cop patrolling the outside of the East stand.

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Ian Walker - to keep the wives under control as their the ones that catch you off guard.

 

Wayne Brown - to stimulate topical debate that will potentially start/passify the argument.

 

Dennis Wise - that way there is a bonus if you lose the fight.

 

Ade Akinbiyi - he may not land a punch, much like his goal scoring, but he (still?!) has the abs.

 

. . . what a news story it'll make!

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Players I've seen played for us:

 

Schmeichel - not that scary, but he shouts a lot and I reckon if you pissed him off and started on his mates he'd be apoplectic 

Huth - perhaps controversial over Wasyl but Huth is bigger, immense jaw, loves an elbow

Drinkwater - struggling here but he lifted and seems like he could be a c unt

Bednar - 6'4 Eastern European with a shaved head, need I say more

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