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Worst Starting XI

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1 hour ago, foxtonhin said:

Topps Tiles more like. The only man I've ever know to have dyslexic feet. Couldn't hit a cow's banjo with a barn door.

 

Anyways, midfielder and all that, ought to be running around in the centre of the pitch, not faffing about up top scoring goals. You don't ask the plumber to to tune the piano.

Our plumber tuned our piano once...and by piano I mean my mum. 

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I'm tempted to put them in a 4-2-3-1 to mirror the formation causing me so much misery right now, but let's keep it simple:

 

Douglas

 

Laursen

Dabizas

Keown

Rogers

 

Low

Johnson

Jarrett

Sylla

 

Horsfield

Hammond

the dark 2004 - 08 era is so lucky our defence was generally the only decent part of the team.

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15 minutes ago, Finnegan said:

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Fulham have a lot to ****ing answer for. 

I think I'd remember Collins John much less fondly if I could remember anything shit about him besides him blasting an absolute sitter comically wide against Barnsley when he'd already scored and we were already 2-0 up.

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Worst XI I’ve seen (based upon our league standing at the time).

 

GK: Douglas

LB: Rogers

CB: Laursen

CB: Mills

RB: Lewis

LM: Danns 

CM: Lewis

CM: Kisnorbo - when played as a CM! 

RM: Lawrence

FW: Benjamin

FW: Hammond

 

Subs: Beckford, Wise, Whitbread, Rolling, Moreno, Kermogant, Low

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1 hour ago, Manwell Pablo said:

you can’t slate Sergio Hellings, scored four goals for Roeselare without making an appearance

 

Wouldn't put it past Kane to claim a brace Sunday then.

 

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            " That's my goal! "

 

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GK. Rab Douglas.
RB. Kerrea Gilbert.
CB. Darren Kenton.
CB. Matt Heath.
LB. Robert Ullathorne.

RM. Nicky Summerbee. 
CM. Junior Lewis.
CM. Stefan Oakes. 
LM. Jason Jarrett.
ST. Trevor Benjamin.
ST. Ade Akinbiyi.

 

Subs: Elvis Hammond, Graham Fenton, Joe Hammil, Mark Yeates, Adam Sheehan, Patrik Gerrbrand, Ricardo (GK).

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2 minutes ago, BigGibbo said:

GK. Rab Douglas.
RB. Kerrea Gilbert.
CB. Darren Kenton.
CB. Matt Heath.
LB. Robert Ullathorne.

RM. Nicky Summerbee. 
CM. Junior Lewis.
CM. Stefan Oakes. 
LM. Jason Jarrett.
ST. Trevor Benjamin.
ST. Ade Akinbiyi.

 

Subs: Elvis Hammond, Graham Fenton, Joe Hammil, Mark Yeates, Adam Sheehan, Patrik Gerrbrand, Ricardo (GK).

There have definitely been worse players in the positions you listed for Heath, Ullathorne (who was unlucky with 2 leg breaks and wasn’t a bad player), Summerbee and Oakes. 

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5 minutes ago, Dames said:

There have definitely been worse players in the positions you listed for Heath, Ullathorne (who was unlucky with 2 leg breaks and wasn’t a bad player), Summerbee and Oakes. 

 

Probably but I'm not a shit player savant.

 

Definitely have some strong contenders in that 11 though. Can you offer any alternatives?

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15 hours ago, urban.spaceman said:

Junior Lewis———Iheanacho

Junior Lewis———Junior Lewis———Junior Lewis———Junior Lewis

Junior Lewis———Junior Lewis———Junior Lewis———Junior Lewis

Junior Lewis

 

Very very close ...  but I’d put Iheanacho in goal instead of Junior Lewis ...    :thumbup:

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Kalac 

 

Neilson

McGivern

Moreno

Worley

 

Bori

Lazcko

Junior Lewis

Lee Marshall

 

Akinbiyi

Hammond

 

We’ve had some right dross. Plenty more that could’ve made the cut. 

 

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Half of the players mentioned in this thread were not even that bad.

Cant work out if it’s short memories or young fans... but we’ve had some absolute shockers. 

If you limited the team to players who actually made an appearance it’s hard to go past Kalac in goal, he was truely abysmal, although Kevin Pressman was beaten by a goal kick and Rab Douglas was well Rab Douglas.

Junior Lewis has to start in midfield and Lee Philpott on the Left wing.

DJ Campbell up front with Beckford just for sheer lack of effort rather than ability.

Colin Hill and Brian Carey would made a terrible centre back pairing Mcgiven has to be left back. 

Imagine a right side of John Curtis and Levi Porter. And I’ll add wise in to really being down team morale and because he’s a ****.

 

Kalac

Curtis Hill Carey Mcgiven

Porter Lewis Wise Philpott

Beckford Campbell

 

Subs:

Douglas

Jarratt

Low

Ryan Smith

Alan Rodgers

Hammond Elvis not Dean

 

 

 

 

Manager: Peter Taylor

 

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