Dahnsouff Posted 13 January 2021 Share Posted 13 January 2021 1 minute ago, Countryfox said: Mrs CF advised me as she read the paper that Fergie is bringing a book out .... what could it be called I wonder ... My life with an arrogant paedophile .. or Bringing up the most spoilt kids in England ... or Toe sucking (Part 1). .... or maybe Book writing ! ... The answer to lockdown boredom when one can't go skiing ! ... Well those will be an eye opener, no doubt 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countryfox Posted 13 January 2021 Author Share Posted 13 January 2021 3 minutes ago, Dahnsouff said: Well those will be an eye opener, no doubt Interesting point ... I wonder which Fergie is more well known/famous ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countryfox Posted 13 January 2021 Author Share Posted 13 January 2021 Just now, Countryfox said: Interesting point ... I wonder which Fergie is more well known/famous ... His books might be slightly different .. How to stretch time ... or Living with a big red nose ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dahnsouff Posted 13 January 2021 Share Posted 13 January 2021 1 minute ago, Countryfox said: Interesting point ... I wonder which Fergie is more well known/famous ... Google says this one Bloody Americans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon the Great Posted 13 January 2021 Share Posted 13 January 2021 On 11/01/2021 at 18:25, Mark 'expert' Lawrenson said: A Failed asylum seeker who was never deported killed 3 men 2 weeks after being released from prison. This country 😡 he should of been deported as soon as he finished his sentence not released to kill. ROPE Required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countryfox Posted 13 January 2021 Author Share Posted 13 January 2021 1 minute ago, Dahnsouff said: Google says this one Bloody Americans Blimey ! ... she's changed since she was in the Three Degrees ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wymsey Posted 14 January 2021 Share Posted 14 January 2021 Does this man have a point to find the device? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-55658942 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
String fellow Posted 14 January 2021 Share Posted 14 January 2021 1 hour ago, Wymsey said: Does this man have a point to find the device? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-55658942 Is that bloke incredibly smart or incredibly stupid? On balance, it's probably the latter. Anyone who believes that a hard-drive thrown away 7 years ago could be retrieved from a tip and be made to work properly again must be one bit short of a byte. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leicsmac Posted 15 January 2021 Share Posted 15 January 2021 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-55666153 Some good investigative journo stuff from the Beeb, certainly got the Chinese authorities riled - though that doesn't take much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countryfox Posted 16 January 2021 Author Share Posted 16 January 2021 Talking of mutant strains ... here’s one ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facecloth Posted 16 January 2021 Share Posted 16 January 2021 3 minutes ago, Countryfox said: Talking of mutant strains ... here’s one ... This stuff does make me laugh, they do it Boris Johnson's dad too, as though a member of their family doing something daft or criminal somehow has some reflection on them. Its a bit daft really. Its not even news if its me or you, but because he happens to be the brother of a high profile politician its headlines. If it was Jeremy himself then fair enough. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxlong Posted 16 January 2021 Share Posted 16 January 2021 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Countryfox said: Talking of mutant strains ... here’s one ... Reminded me of the time I got chronic constipation as a result of eating far too many maltesers. I think the honeycomb gummed everything up. Edited 16 January 2021 by Mike Oxlong 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 16 January 2021 Share Posted 16 January 2021 19 minutes ago, Mike Oxlong said: Reminded me of the time I got chronic constipation as a result of eating far too many maltesers. I think the honeycomb gummed everything up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted 17 January 2021 Share Posted 17 January 2021 On 15/01/2021 at 01:13, leicsmac said: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-55666153 Some good investigative journo stuff from the Beeb, certainly got the Chinese authorities riled - though that doesn't take much. Lest anyone be in doubt. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-55634388 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted 17 January 2021 Share Posted 17 January 2021 On 16/01/2021 at 13:09, Countryfox said: Talking of mutant strains ... here’s one ... I think COVID doubters and those who refuse to be vaccinated should be forced to wear a yellow patch shaped like a single COVID virus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxlong Posted 17 January 2021 Share Posted 17 January 2021 Special delivery https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/amazon-delivery-driver-caught-doing-19638458 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facecloth Posted 17 January 2021 Share Posted 17 January 2021 47 minutes ago, Mike Oxlong said: Special delivery https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/amazon-delivery-driver-caught-doing-19638458 @tom27111 do you have an alibi? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom27111 Posted 17 January 2021 Share Posted 17 January 2021 6 minutes ago, Facecloth said: @tom27111 do you have an alibi? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom27111 Posted 17 January 2021 Share Posted 17 January 2021 40 minutes ago, Facecloth said: @tom27111 do you have an alibi? Believe it or not, I've actually had an email today, reminding me of my responsibilities and insisting that I don't defecate outside a customers house 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facecloth Posted 17 January 2021 Share Posted 17 January 2021 2 minutes ago, tom27111 said: Believe it or not, I've actually had an email today, reminding me of my responsibilities and insisting that I don't defecate outside a customers house They're onto you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom27111 Posted 17 January 2021 Share Posted 17 January 2021 2 minutes ago, Facecloth said: They're onto you! I piss in a bottle in the back of the van and so far, as earlier mentioned, I haven't needed a shit that badly. Although, if I did, it'd be in the back of the van and I'd deal with the consequences...mainly by not having any socks to wear for the rest of the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jattdogg Posted 18 January 2021 Share Posted 18 January 2021 4 hours ago, tom27111 said: I piss in a bottle in the back of the van and so far, as earlier mentioned, I haven't needed a shit that badly. Although, if I did, it'd be in the back of the van and I'd deal with the consequences...mainly by not having any socks to wear for the rest of the day To think the lad shat and walked off with a dirty ass. Gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aus Fox Posted 18 January 2021 Share Posted 18 January 2021 I guess I’m not the only one who’s fed up with the Mrs ordering shit from Amazon during the lockdown. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellend Sebastian Posted 19 January 2021 Share Posted 19 January 2021 If this isn't enough to give someone PTSD, I don't know what is. Warning: not an easy read (it's about the Manchester concert bombing's youngest victim) https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-55715994 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collymore Posted 19 January 2021 Share Posted 19 January 2021 47 minutes ago, Bellend Sebastian said: If this isn't enough to give someone PTSD, I don't know what is. Warning: not an easy read (it's about the Manchester concert bombing's youngest victim) https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-55715994 I read this yesterday and didn't sleep well last night because of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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