The “ I’ve got something to say, but it doesn’t warrant its own thread “ thread.

[PAULCFC]

Thinking of buying an ex London Taxi as a daily drive...ticks all the boxes as in room for the kid's and stuff when we go away,just got to convince the mrs!....and no it won't be fake.

[Saxondale]

Was expecting a parcel today on a Royal Mail next day service. Got a text saying I won’t be getting it because they’ve sent it to the wrong delivery office and it needs to be rerouted!

[stripeyfox]

17 hours ago, PAULCFC said:

Thinking of buying an ex London Taxi as a daily drive...ticks all the boxes as in room for the kid's and stuff when we go away,just got to convince the mrs!....and no it won't be fake.

Main advantage of this is having the glass screen between the front and the back so you can't here the fuching kids arguing all the way to Cornwall!
 

[PAULCFC]

On 13/08/2021 at 14:58, stripeyfox said:

Main advantage of this is having the glass screen between the front and the back so you can't here the fuching kids arguing all the way to Cornwall!
 

That was one plus point and also they don't have a passenger seat in the front (allthough you can get one).I just love thing's with a bit of history.Our camper is an ex AA van,the mrs loves that but it's going to take loads of creeping for the taxi....but it's my money so.....

[tom27111]

On 12/08/2021 at 14:34, Izzy said:

Stephen Fry is quite possibly the greatest human being on the planet 

I concur.

 

If I was gay, I'd do everything to make him my life partner.

 

Or Will Young.

 

For different reasons. 

[The People's Hero]

2 hours ago, tom27111 said:

I concur.

 

If I was gay, I'd do everything to make him my life partner.

 

Or Will Young.

 

For different reasons. 

Because you fancy quite obviously gay men?

[tom27111]

29 minutes ago, The People's Hero said:

Because you fancy quite obviously gay men?

Fry for the brains, Young for the looks.

 

If I wasn't so shallow, I'd also consider Rev Richard Coles 

[jonthefox]

Eating a sunday roast is great , but cooking it all is a pain in the arse. 

[Jattdogg]

4 hours ago, jonthefox said:

Eating a sunday roast is great , but cooking it all is a pain in the arse. 

I find the cooking and eating part is easy. Cleaning up after all that is bollox.

[Izzy]

9 hours ago, Jattdogg said:

I find the cooking and eating part is easy. Cleaning up after all that is bollox.

That's what wives are for 

[UpTheLeagueFox]

Never heard of a "micro influencer" until recently but I'm glad I did.

[The People's Hero]

On 13/08/2021 at 14:41, Saxondale said:

Was expecting a parcel today on a Royal Mail next day service. Got a text saying I won’t be getting it because they’ve sent it to the wrong delivery office and it needs to be rerouted!

The only decent thing I did when I worked as a postal clerk
Was to haul your picture down off the wall near the cage where I used to work

[RonnieTodger]

Mullets are on the rise 

[Nalis]

Cooking is the most boring thing to do in the world. Absolutely hate doing it regardless of how complex the meal I am making is.

[tom27111]

2 hours ago, UpTheLeagueFox said:

Never heard of a "micro influencer" until recently but I'm glad I did.

You're not a micro-influencer are you? 

[UpTheLeagueFox]

3 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

You're not a micro-influencer are you? 

Well according to a PR company, surprisingly, yes. 

They offered me a suit from one of their clients in return for an instagram post.

Never done it before but seemed a thoroughly decent deal !!

Had to do some posing for photos.

Not sure if a modelling career awaits though mate 

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSssn0MKvTb/ 

 

 

[tom27111]

3 minutes ago, UpTheLeagueFox said:

Well according to a PR company, surprisingly, yes. 

They offered me a suit from one of their clients in return for an instagram post.

Never done it before but seemed a thoroughly decent deal !!

Had to do some posing for photos.

Not sure if a modelling career awaits though mate 

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSssn0MKvTb/ 

 

 

I'm gonna be honest, Geoff.

 

You look ****ing amazing in those pics. 

 

I'll happily model them daily at Bristol Street Motors. 

 

I'm just imagining what @Izzywould think of you now.

 

Those 2 little kids that went to Lutterworth Grammar 

[UpTheLeagueFox]

3 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

I'm gonna be honest, Geoff.

You look ****ing amazing in those pics. 

I'll happily model them daily at Bristol Street Motors. 

I'm just imagining what @Izzywould think of you now.

Those 2 little kids that went to Lutterworth Grammar 

I'd be disappointed if @Izzy didn't take the piiss.

[tom27111]

Hang on, have I just made @UpTheLeagueFox some money? 

 

All we want is childhood pics of @Izzy

 

You may have been ginger mate, but at least you've still got some 

[UpTheLeagueFox]

4 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

Hang on, have I just made @UpTheLeagueFox some money? 

All we want is childhood pics of @Izzy

You may have been ginger mate, but at least you've still got some 

Sadly...

a) Haven't made money from it aside from the free suit

b) Haven't got any school pics of @Izzy

Edited 18 August 2021 by UpTheLeagueFox

[tom27111]

Wrong thread 

Edited 18 August 2021 by tom27111

[Nalis]

There's nothing in life that makes you feel like less of a man than when you get stage fright at a urinal along side people you know

[Webbo]

I miss Scousefox and MTWG, good lads the pair of them.

[Captain...]

On 14/08/2021 at 21:47, PAULCFC said:

That was one plus point and also they don't have a passenger seat in the front (allthough you can get one).I just love thing's with a bit of history.Our camper is an ex AA van,the mrs loves that but it's going to take loads of creeping for the taxi....but it's my money so.....

You can also use taxi lanes when it is busy.

[Captain...]

Has anyone else found that all easy opening packets are anything but? Whether it's ham packets, yoghurts, ready meals or biscuits all the supposed easy opening solutions are now crap. They used to work perfectly and now they are more likely to ruin the packaging than actually open it.