Kolo Toure

[Tielemans63]

Simple question: what the **** does this guy do all week? I swear he's just there for the craic. Our defensive shape is a total mess.

 

 

[Brooksy]

He'll be gone tomorrow along with Rodgers.

[KFS]

I watched a vid last week where he was shouting ‘come at me’ or some shit training takeons. Absolute joker 

[westernpark]

Just now, Tielemans63 said:

Simple question: what the **** does this guy do all week? I swear he's just there for the craic. Our defensive shape is a total mess.

 

 

Our defence is still in better shape than he is 

[iancognito]

He shook hands with Hargreaves in midweek pre-match and I swear even Owen said "so what exactly do you do here?"

[Mike Oxlong]

It’s not just the defenders. The midfield has the resilience of Poundland bog roll 

[DennisNedry]

Can't decide who's stealing a wage more out of Toure, Vestegard or Bertrand.

[CrispinLA in Texas]

3 minutes ago, Tielemans63 said:

what the **** does this guy do all week?

Car salesman 🤣

[Sly]

When you hear the stories about Kolo, I’m not surprised he can’t set us up defensively.

[foxsake]

Klowno

[Jattdogg]

Is he match fit? Gerrimin.

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

Who cares anymore

[Lambert09]

9 minutes ago, Tielemans63 said:

Simple question: what the **** does this guy do all week? I swear he's just there for the craic. Our defensive shape is a total mess.

 

 

to be fair he has to spend most of his time working on his brothers birthday cake 

[turlo]

Plays the part of that bloke from Face Jacker who wants your credit card details

[Winstonthedog]

If he had any decency.... hand his notice in 

[Tielemans63]

The word fraud is banded about too often but Kolo.....he's a fraud.

[Tielemans63]

If they're not going to sack Rodgers, at least bin off this clown.

[fazzyfox]

To be Defensive coach of Leicester City right now is like saying you’re minister for fairness and morality in the Tory party. If you’re not sacking Rodger’s at least change this non functioning aspect of our set up. Doubt he’d take it but offer it to Dyche or if unavailable Filbert would do, just has to be changed because what we’ve seeing….that ain’t defending.

Edited 17 September 2022 by fazzyfox

[filthyfox]

I applied for a new job... its an absolute doddle.

I'm the new Minister of Fairness and Morality 

[Chelmofox]

The team look unfit, and have done for a while. Look at Toure. Is this someone that is pushing the team to peak physical fitness and excellence? When I watched Toure doing laps for Birch's last season, i genuinely thought he was going to keel over.

 

He's clearly a shit coach. I hope the poor sods who next get Brendan make sure this clown doesn't come with him.

[Vestan Pance]

World class at putting cones out.

[CrispinLA in Texas]

Get back to picking up students and telling them you are a car sales man!........it's unbelievable that Leicester have such a clown as a member of staff

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

I heard the point of his role is for Brendan in training to call “bundle Kolo!”, and then he does the David Brent dance and shouts “LADS ON TOURE! WAAAHHHEEYYY”

Edited 17 September 2022 by Wasyls Pec Deck

[Chelmofox]

1 minute ago, Wasyls Pec Deck said:

I heard his role is for Brendan in training to call “bundle Kolo!”, and then he does the David Brent dance and shouts “LADS ON TOURE! WAAAHHHEEYYY”

[lgfualol]

I swear this bloke's only got a job because of the yaya kolo song