How will you celebrate if we stay up?

[SkidsFox]

I'm thinking of reserving a table down the local 'Spoons...

[Lionator]

A content Guinness as it would be relief more than anything. We should never have been anywhere near this situation. 

[Unabomber]

Prob post on here how happy I am

 

[JimJams]

I'll arrogantly be completely nonchalant about it, because we are above celebrating simply staying in the division.

 

 

 

Then when nobody is looking I'll furiously masturbate into a box of muesli.

 

 

In the local Tescos.

Edited 22 April 2023 by JimJams

[Gerard]

[Jack1993]

Fingers in the blender about half an inch from the blade for me, getting comfortable right on the edge

 

 

*This didn’t originally say Fingers*

 

 

[BillyFOX12]

I'd prob go ahead and buy that signed £400 Ward shirt the club has been trying to auction off.

[Captain...]

Nothing to celebrate, we shouldn't be anywhere near the relegation zone.

[blueharmie]

Take a poo in the last hole at seagrave golf course.

 

And I'd fill it.

[JimJams]

Just now, Captain... said:

Nothing to celebrate, we shouldn't be anywhere near the relegation zone.

Ah, another Muesli man I see.

[BillyFOX12]

1 minute ago, blueharmie said:

Take a poo in the last hole at seagrave golf course.

 

And I'd fill it.

Good lad.

[Craig]

Gonna set some fireworks off in a Greek restaurant in Nottingham

[Genesis1]

Trip up Narborough Road with £40 in my pocket I suppose.

[l444ry]

Had a couple of bottles of Champagne sitting in hope but necked them both when Rodgers finally got the boot.

[Stuntman_Mike]

I'll write Rodgers a thank you card for laying the foundations for top 17. 

[420Hashish]

9 minutes ago, Jack1993 said:

 

*This didn’t originally say Fingers*

 

 

I mean, if they're comparable sizes I don't see the difference 

[Babylon]

Posting here to say how lucky this thread is to not embarrass us 

[Pliskin]

Take a **** tonne of meth.

[shailen]

Don't want to be a party pooper but it's just one win. We need to back it up before I believe it and get at least 4 points from the next 6.

[foxy boxing]

Celebrate if we stay up!, I will be happy but I doubt  I'll celebrate. How far we've fallen and even if we stay up, what about next season!.

[SkidsFox]

3 minutes ago, Babylon said:

Posting here to say how lucky this thread is to not embarrass us 

There is an "if" in the title!

[Bergen fox]

Have a posh wank 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

corrrr probably with loads of shagging and birds 

[Unabomber]

1 minute ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

corrrr probably with loads of shagging and birds 

Save some for the rest of us!

[HankMarvin]

See if I can get a pair of Susans draws to sniff