Most comically absurd last day outcomes

[Raj]

@ClaphamFox

You start as yours in another thread was pretty detailed!!!😁😁

[Tuna]

Leicester staying up at Everton's expense, West Ham play the kids ahead of there Conference league final.

[The Doctor]

win v Newcastle, Forest lose at the weekend, Everton draw and Leeds win. Final day, Leeds are drawing, Forest are losing, Everton drawing. All we need is a point to stay up on goal difference. 

 

Maddison gives away a goal like v Bournemouth. 1-0 down in the 89th minute, he wins a free kick on the edge of the box. score and we stay up. balloons it out of the ground, Schlupp scores two own goals in two minutes of stoppage time, Gray scores a last minute winner, Leeds get a winner. finish 19th 4 points off safety and 3 points off Everton in 18th.

Edited 16 May 2023 by The Doctor

[NAKC20]

2 minutes ago, The Doctor said:

win v Newcastle, Forest lose at the weekend, Everton draw and Leeds win. Final day, Leeds are drawing, Forest are losing, Everton drawing. All we need is a point to stay up on goal difference. 

 

Maddison gives away a goal like v Bournemouth. 1-0 down in the 89th minute, he wins a free kick on the edge of the box. score and we stay up. balloons it out of the ground, Schlupp scores two own goals in two minutes of stoppage time, Gray scores a last minute winner, Leeds get a winner. finish 19th 4 points off safety and 3 points off Everton in 18th.

Pardon 🤔😁

[Bilo]

We blag a shithouse draw at Newcastle and then beat West Ham at home on the final day as they play the kids.

 

Meanwhile, Forest lose at home to a wounded and pissed off Arsenal while Everton get back-to-back wins against Wolves and Bournemouth to confirm their safety.

 

As the time ticks away at Selhurst Park, Palace and Forest are drawing 0-0 to keep Forest safe before Schlupp bundles home an injury time winner (thanks to VAR) that sends Forest down on goal difference as Leeds can only draw against Spurs. 

[KrefelderFox666]

Leicester beat West Ham

[southfox66]

All the tills go down in stadium so they have to give away all food and drink for free as will all be out of date by the start of next season :)

[Fox92]

All the ground boo after we lose.

[Stinkenzo]

Leicester win

[Bezzanator89]

Leicester win their second of two games. Leeds, Everton and Forest all lose their respective games.

 

Ndidi gets MOTM, we keep a second clean sheet in two games and Daka learns where the goal is in the 94th minute.

Edited 16 May 2023 by Bezzanator89

[String fellow]

City score a 95th minute 'winner' against West Ham, and results from elsewhere mean that the fans think that we're safe. Despite 2 minutes more of injury time still to play, some fans invade the pitch to celebrate. (They think it's all over, to coin a phrase.) The match is abandoned. The PL then decide that the game must be replayed behind closed doors. City only draw the replayed game and get relegated.

[SouthStandUpperTier]

Danny Ward is recalled into the team. He turns into prime Gordon Banks for the day, making numerous acrobatic saves. Then he comes up for a corner in the 97th minute and soars like a bird to plant a bullet header into the West Ham net à la Jimmy Glass. 1-0. Pandemonium ensues. The goal music is drowned out by the cheers. Other results go our way. Safety assured.

 

Fin.

[Tommo]

Leicester fail to win either of their last two games, losing both games 5-0.

(Not the comically absurd bit)

 

Brendan Rodgers who is a smartly dressed pundit, accepts full responsibility at full time, unreservedly apologises to anyone remotely associated with the club and offers to reimburse every season ticket holder the cost of next seasons ST from his severance payout.

[Tim1974]

An 11th hour investigation is launched into allegations of atleast 17 of the 20 premier league clubs fielding ineligible players during the season.

The entire 22/23 season is declared null and void. 

 

[dsr-burnley]

Somewhere, a referee will blow for time with the home team safe, the entire crowd invades the pitch, and VAR intervenes and says there was a marginal handball three minutes earlier.  The ref gives the penalty, which is saved, and another pitch invasion follows.  VAR insists the goalkeeper was off his line ...

 

Repeat ad nauseam.

[Trav Le Bleu]

2 minutes ago, Tim1974 said:

An 11th hour investigation is launched into allegations of atleast 17 of the 20 premier league clubs fielding ineligible players during the season.

The entire 22/23 season is declared null and void. 

 

19 teams.

 

We're the one that didn't.

 

Champioooooooooooneeeeeees, champiooooooooooooneeeeeeees, ole, ole, ole!

[Nalis]

Full times everywhere bar the KP and we need a goal to stay up after the alloted injury time, through ball to Vardy who rounds the keeper and slide it goalwards only for a slightly deflated dinosaur balloon to fall on top of the ball leaving it at a standstill for West Ham  to clear. Full time. We go down.

[st albans fox]

We are winning 2-1 and will stay up until West Ham score an injury time equaliser which goes in off an arm but var fail to intervene - too fanciful ???.

[StanSP]

We're winning 5-0 by half time and things are going swimmingly.

 

All we have to do is see out the game... 

 

 

 

 

Enough said

 

[fox_favourite]

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Edited 16 May 2023 by fox_favourite

[Jattdogg]

Pull a david carridine whilst celebrating our survival

[ronnup]

Leicester winning a game

[The Year Of The Fox]

Dean Smith picks 11 players from the crowd to play 5 mins before KO, (probably none from here as most don’t know too much about football 🤪)

 

The fans 11 beat West Ham 5-0 and we survive on GS

[fazzyfox]

Danny Ward is in the Weller lounge on his 14th pint when news breaks that Iverson and Smithers have collided in the warm up and broken their hands. Still a better option than Ward perhaps but Ward gets the nod. 2 cold showers later, with his shirt on back to front he is helped onto the pitch and row 1 give him a flask of coffee. Seeing double he miraculously has the game of his life by mistakenly focusing on the "wrong" ball and therefore getting his timing spot on when the actual ball arrives in the goalmouth.

John Terry deems it appropriate to use the game as a testimonial for old pal Ryan Bertrand and persuades Smith to start him. Goes up for a corner in the last minute (a "run" that began in the 86th minute), ball hits his backside and bobbles past the keeper for a winner. Statue is built , a**e goals are forever known as "Bertrands", a new 2 year deal is signed and Terry joins lap of honour in full City kit whilst Ward throws up mid interview live on SKY.

Remember, you read it here first.

 

[Gravel]

Dean Smith removes his mask to reveal he's been Brendan in disguise all along. We all laugh.