Patson Daka to Bournemouth???

[foxfanazer]

1 minute ago, Pita said:

If Bournemouth want him let’s see the money 

Can we put out his YouTube montage from his previous club please 

[Pliskin]

Did he wear a bib? He tends to miss the target a lot……. 

Edited 15 May 2024 by Pliskin

[AjcW]

Did they drop him off there after Monaco to show him how annoying it is missing the target by miles?

Edited 15 May 2024 by AjcW

[ithuriel]

5 hours ago, Sol thewall Bamba said:

Just seen him in Morrisons 

Did you get a tip too?

[Heskey2011]

If they want him and we could somehow get Enes Unal in exchange, that would be fantastic.

 

He'd be perfect for Enzo ball. How he played at Getafe.

 

[ARM1968]

I saw Peter Shilton on a train once. Thought he was applying for a job as a conductor. Turns out, I was wrong. 

[wardyfox86]

2 hours ago, Pita said:

If Bournemouth want him let’s see the money 

Patson personally handed the transfer fee to @hackneyfox mate's lad. He's gonna run it up here and pick up Patson's boots.

 

 

Done deal, personally think we've had their pants down at £50

[hackneyfox]

8 hours ago, dmayne7 said:

So Patson's signing your mate's son? Or just your mate? Got it 

I’m still struggling to make any sense of this.

[Finn Claw II]

He’s gone on holiday paying for it with his goal bonus.  I’m surprised he got as far as Bournemouth and isn’t in an Airb&b near Rutland Water

[dmayne7]

50 minutes ago, hackneyfox said:

I’m still struggling to make any sense of this.

The irony 

[KFS]

I once saw a man walking down Boscombe high street wearing a dress shirt backwards. He’d still score more goals than Patson

[hackneyfox]

48 minutes ago, dmayne7 said:

The irony 

 No, you’ll have to explain it to me.

Everyone else seemed to understand the post, what am I missing?

[winnie the blue]

I can validate Hackney's OP.  I have seen the photo of Daka and the lad in the restaurant.  Can't think of any other reason why Daka would be down there, its not exactly top of every players holiday destinations at the end of a season is it?

[Nalis]

I'd drive him there if he wasn't there already

[HitchinFox]

On 15/05/2024 at 10:59, Safestandingfox said:

Wasn't he linked to Bournemouth last summer? 

Depends who you ask. The papers had him linked to Bournemouth. 

The Zambian fans on Facebook linked him to Barcelona and Arsenal. 

[mancunianfox]

If we could get enough for Daka to balance the books meaning we don't have to sell KDH that would be an incredible win.

[FoxinNotts]

2 minutes ago, mancunianfox said:

If we could get enough for Daka to balance the books meaning we don't have to sell KDH that would be an incredible win.

Unfortunately is doesn't quite work like that. Selling KDH goes onto the 'books' as almost pure profit, as he is an academy raised player

[mancunianfox]

19 minutes ago, FoxinNotts said:

Unfortunately is doesn't quite work like that. Selling KDH goes onto the 'books' as almost pure profit, as he is an academy raised player

Ah, that makes sense. I try and avoid reading too much about the financial side.

[fazzyfox]

A footballer was seen in a restaurant in a place where he doesn't live? No need to make a big meal out of it.   

[Claridge]

13 minutes ago, fazzyfox said:

A footballer was seen in a restaurant in a place where he doesn't live? No need to make a big meal out of it.   

that's soupid

[Wymsey]

His wage demands might be more than the cost to build their current stadium..

Edited 16 May 2024 by Wymsey

[MPH]

Daka to Bournemouth is a tasty deal..

[sm1]

On 15/05/2024 at 16:28, foxfanazer said:

Can we put out his YouTube montage from his previous club please 

Just use the Spartak highlights. They'll think they've got the next Mbappe.

[rugbyblue]

On 15/05/2024 at 16:27, Pita said:

If Bournemouth want him let’s see the money 

I'll chip in a few quid to help Bournemouth with the fee.  

[fazzyfox]

He hasn't been a regular starter and his form has desserted him