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The joke thread

By Daggers, in General Chat

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Parafox

Parafox

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On 19/10/2022 at 09:20, Wolfox said:
My wife peddles batteries in the local playground.

She sells C cells by the seesaw.
 

 

Easy for you to say.

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NAKC20

NAKC20

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3 hours ago, Beliall said:

I have decided that from the start of next week I am going to dress as a different kind of bread every day. Roll on Monday!

Make sure you dont do anything too dangerous otherwise you could be Brown Bread by Tuesday

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Wolfox

Wolfox

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There's only one rule in condescending club, but it's a bit complex and I don't think you would understand it even if I explained it to you

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MPH

MPH

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On 23/10/2022 at 07:02, NAKC20 said:

Make sure you dont do anything too dangerous otherwise you could be Brown Bread by Tuesday


 

he’ll be toast by Wednesday..

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MPH

MPH

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On 23/11/2022 at 10:41, Tinman said:

I met a Dalek in the pub who claimed he was from Devon so I asked him “Whereabouts in Devon are you from mate ?” He replied “EXETER MATE! EXETER MATE!”


 

little bit different to the version doing the rounds at work. I work alongside a colorectal specialist and when asked what kind of exam  the Dalek had came in for he said “external, mate! External, mate!”.

Parafox

Parafox

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On 09/12/2022 at 00:33, FoxesDeb said:

An Irish man, a Scotsman and a Welshman walk into a bar.

 

There would usually be an English man in this joke, but he's still at the World Cup.

And the punchline now is...?

Tinman

Tinman

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Just had the worst day today…. I paid a carpenter to build us a bespoke double bed and found out he’s done a bunk…. It’s just one thing on top of another…

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