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Steve Walsh found Drogba

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He found Zola as well. Although the word found sounds like he discovered him playing football on a street corner. Drogba was playing for Marseille before Chelsea. Mourinho talked Walsh into quitting his PE job and going full-time with Chelsea, I think.

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The thread title sounds like a "complete the sentence" competition. So.....

 

- Steve Walsh found Drogba....fishing a half-eaten burger out of the bin behind the KP Stadium

- Steve Walsh found Drogba....on his knees in Pearson's office, begging for a 1-year loan deal

- Steve Walsh found Drogba....buying some spicy potato wedges in Morrison's

- Steve Walsh found Drogba....lying face-down in his own vomit in Granby St.

- Steve Walsh found Drogba....floating in an air pocket under the Arctic ice cap

- Steve Walsh found Drogba....8 inches deep in Dennis Wise

- Steve Walsh found Drogba....a lovely pair of pink cling-fit silk knickers to wear under his shorts

- Steve Walsh found Drogba....smoking crack in a whore house in Bangkok

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He may have identified Zola and Drogba as being fit for purpose.

They were found before he heard of them.

 

He has a great eye for a player as with Knocky and Mahrez.

 

Finding a player to me is spotting someone on a local park game and bringing them on not taking them from a professional club.

 

Any of us could have found Drogba on a computer game.

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Real Transcript between Walsh and Mourinho

Steve - found something very special in Marseille Jose

Special 1 - is it bigger than the breadbin

Steve- yep

Special 1 - can I put it in my mouth

Steve - yep

Special 1 - is it Elvis Hammond's cock?

Steve - no, it's Didier Drogba

Special - sign him up dickhead, now get outta my sight

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Real Transcript between Walsh and Mourinho

Steve - found something very special in Marseille Jose

Special 1 - is it bigger than the breadbin

Steve- yep

Special 1 - can I put it in my mouth

Steve - yep

Special 1 - is it Elvis Hammond's cock?

Steve - no, it's Didier Drogba

Special - sign him up dickhead, now get outta my sight

lol And he's heard it before!

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