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Gokhan Inler

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Posted

Inler end it will either happen or not. I think we're all going mad.

And they're coming to take me away ha ha he he ho ho...

To the funny farm,

Where life is beautiful all the time..

And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats..

And they're coming to take me away..

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......

Posted

Amazing that Bert continues to troll each and every one of you and people still fall for it lol

 

Literally, all he does is post an emoticon and you all shit your pants.

Posted

As much as I hate myself for joining in: 

 

 

Inler city life,

Inler city pressure,

Inler city life,
Inler city pressure takin' over me,
Yeah yeah yeah,
But I won't let go,
I wont' let go of your love, heeeyeeye eeey yeah

 

Posted

Has a player ever done more to postpone joining a club?! He makes Kante look like a life long lcfc fan.

I'm going to take a little bit of convincing if he signs. King & Drinkwater until they do something to warrant otherwise.

Sorry not to be so glowing!!

Posted

Amazing that Bert continues to troll each and every one of you and people still fall for it lol

 

Literally, all he does is post an emoticon and you all shit your pants.

Seeing that's he's confirmed a medical on another webpage, he's been a tease once more.

Posted

Has a player ever done more to postpone joining a club?! He makes Kante look like a life long lcfc fan.

I'm going to take a little bit of convincing if he signs. King & Drinkwater until they do something to warrant otherwise.

Sorry not to be so glowing!!

 

Apology accepted...

 

How do you know it's to do with him? haha

Posted

The guy's 31 and will be looking for a decent length contract, (probably the last one of his career). He's being asked to move to a country that he has no connection with, and to join a club he probably has little knowledge of. Haven't a clue about his personal life, but he maybe has a wife and kids to consider too.

Another Italian club would probably be his ideal move, with Turkey or Germany, with it's large Turkish population, a natural second choice.

I can totally understand his hesitation in making a commitment, particularly with there still being a full fortnight of the 'window' still to go!

 

I hope he signs, and I'm encouraged that he hasn't flatly rejected a move here. He also hasn't publicly belittled LCFC a-la Aranguiz. In all, he seems a level headed individual who's probably, rightly, taking the time to find out a lot more about his potential new employers. 

 

Patience !!

 

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Look at this guy, living in the real world, taking sensible real life things into account.

 

Some of you could learn a thing or two from ol' Worthington here.

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Apology accepted...

 

How do you know it's to do with him? haha

 

Indeed...

 

Gokhan: So are we off to Leicester yet?

 

Agent: I'm just waiting for a call from Schalke, Gok me son.

 

Gokhan: Schalke schmalke! I told you I don't want to play in the Bundesliga!

 

Agent: Nah mate, nah! Cors you don't, but think of the money!!!

 

Gokhan: The money in your account?

 

Agent: (shifty look - sips his pina colada and plays with the umbrella) Puts you on the map...

 

Gokhan: I'm already on the map! Look, I've told you, there's only one team I want to play for...

 

Agent: (sighs) Yeah! Yeah! But look Gok mate, Lei...

 

Gokhan: Ever since I was a small child I have dreamed of playing in the team once graced by Steve Agnew and Lee Philpott!

 

Agent: (Rubs Goklan's sweating head) I know, I know, it's just I feel...

 

Gokhan: This is my dream! You cannot crush it! Also there is Fibert and he is a fox!

 

Agent: (Makes a Brrrrrrrrrrnnng Brrrrrrrrnnnnng out the corner of his mouth.) Is that the phone? It's probably Real Madrid (Picks up phone) Oh hi Rafa! Yeah he's still for sa...

 

Gokhan: (Dreamily) and Filbert is not the only fox... there is also Susan Whelan!

 

Agent: Sure he wants to come... 50 million Euro you say? 2 million a year wages... no... what... 2 million a week!!!

 

Gokhan: Hang up! Hang up now! I am true blue, through and through!

 

Agent: What? 2 million an hour? Are you serious Rafa, because...

 

Gokhan: (Takes a deep breath and hold it)

 

Agent: (Slams phone down.) Not again! BREATHE! BREATHE DAMN YOU!

 

Gokhan: (Shakes head whilst turning blue in the face.)

 

Agent: (Repeatedly beats Gokhan's chest to no affect.) Okay okay, first thing tomorrow I'll get on the phone and book a flight to East Midlands Airport.

 

Gokhan: (Continues holding breathe, shakes his head, points at computer and taps his watch.)

 

Agent: Fine! I'll book them on-line now! Happy?

 

Gokhan: Mpppppph mppph mmppppppph!

 

Agent: Okay, I'm typing look.... what's my credit card... aaaahhhh, do we need extra luggage?.... errrr.... there done!

 

Gokhan: (Exhales and inhales deeply.) Thank you, now I am happy I will get to live my dream.

 

Agent: I think I need a drink.

 

Gokhan: Well tomorrow I will buy you all the Singha you can drink!

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Look at this guy, living in the real world, taking sensible real life things into account.

Some of you could learn a thing or two from ol' Worthington here.

When you put it like that...

GERRIMIN!!!

Posted

Amazing that Bert continues to troll each and every one of you and people still fall for it lol

Literally, all he does is post an emoticon and you all shit your pants.

Keep believing what is In your head :thumbup:

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