ozleicester Posted 15 January 2017 Posted 15 January 2017 I like some gods, Vishnu Flying spahetti monster, Eeirene and some others. However many gods are tiny shouting warmongers or aggressive lumbering poopers stealing from the vulnerable and abusing children ( ok not always) There seems to be far too many irresponsible god lovers who let their gods crap on society. no one would dream of letting their 2 year old son or daughter just decide how to run the world, so why let your god do the same??? gods also hate other gods also encourage their owners to hate others.... Disgusting gods are ok, I like a few ! But I don't get some people's obsession with them, some folks even buying birthday cards for them !! I like guide gods and friendly peaceful types. Would I believe in one ? No, I'm too fussy to clean up poo or deal with all that goes with it.
Stadt Posted 15 January 2017 Posted 15 January 2017 This guy said some shit ages ago and some other people wrote it in a book so you should do what it says alright?
StanSP Posted 15 January 2017 Posted 15 January 2017 if this thread stays open, I can imagine people going straight for the jugular, not read oz's post and think it's actually a topic about religious debate
Dr The Singh Posted 15 January 2017 Posted 15 January 2017 Vishnu's not really a nice god, actually majority of Hindu gods have mankind traits and have done some very evil things. For example, Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva gangraped Anasuya. You can see why India has such a problem with rape, there gods were at it, and it was ok. There's a women being raped every minute in India
Koke Posted 15 January 2017 Posted 15 January 2017 My step-mum is Muslim and she thinks God is a **** because God has male characteristics
Itsthejoeker Posted 15 January 2017 Posted 15 January 2017 I believe in the purple unicorn god and no one can tell me he doesn't exist because he spoke to me in a dream once.
Strokes Posted 15 January 2017 Posted 15 January 2017 Fùcking hate gods, they're too needy for attention. Why cant we all just have one god between us, share him around and if he shits on you, just clean it up!
bovril Posted 15 January 2017 Posted 15 January 2017 You need a snappy name for your god for when you call him back in the park. Yahweh is ok but shouting El-Shaddai in a public place might make people nervous.
Izzy Posted 15 January 2017 Posted 15 January 2017 Can we have a People's obsession with golf thread please?
bovril Posted 15 January 2017 Posted 15 January 2017 15 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said: Can we have a People's obsession with golf thread please? What's golf thread?
Izzy Posted 15 January 2017 Posted 15 January 2017 13 minutes ago, bovril said: What's golf thread? Wise ass
foxy boxing Posted 16 January 2017 Posted 16 January 2017 GOD spelled backwards is DOG, just trowing a bone out there!
Finnegan Posted 16 January 2017 Posted 16 January 2017 Is this like top trumps? I've got Vishnu, can anyone beat four (six?) arms?
Finnaldo Posted 16 January 2017 Posted 16 January 2017 I would cull all gods. I remember my mate Joseph and his Wife having the birth of their son around mine on Christmas. Pissed all over the stables, but that's alright apparently because he's the saviour of mankind. Do you think if my puppy pissed all over the floor that would be a good excuse? Vile things.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 16 January 2017 Posted 16 January 2017 1 hour ago, Finnegan said: Is this like top trumps? I've got Vishnu, can anyone beat four (six?) arms? Cthulhu? Do tentacles count?
Jon the Hat Posted 16 January 2017 Posted 16 January 2017 Dont you have to license your god these days? Or am I thinking of microchipping?
Guest Sharpe's Fox Posted 16 January 2017 Posted 16 January 2017 1 hour ago, Finnegan said: Is this like top trumps? I've got Vishnu, can anyone beat four (six?) arms? I've got The Flying Spaghetti Monster which has trumped yours, I think.
foxy boxing Posted 16 January 2017 Posted 16 January 2017 it's hard for human beings to accept that we probably just came to being and that their is nothing after death, they need to believe that there is a higher power out there responsible for creating everything and everyone and that beyond death there is eternal life. the science verses religion debate with facts against fiction, although science hasn't proved it either way yet. if we evolved from monkeys how come all monkeys didn't evolve. why have we stopped evolving if that is the case. if we were created by GOD then why have us on one planet where other planets are inhabitable in a universe that they say is never ending.
Carl the Llama Posted 16 January 2017 Posted 16 January 2017 Lolth the Weaver of Chaos has 8 spider legs and 2 human arms.
Finnegan Posted 16 January 2017 Posted 16 January 2017 1 hour ago, Carl the Llama said: Lolth the Weaver of Chaos has 8 spider legs and 2 human arms. So, uh, yeah I win then.
Guest Sharpe's Fox Posted 16 January 2017 Posted 16 January 2017 1 hour ago, Finnegan said: Noodly appendages are not arms. What about good ol' vanilla CofE God? I recall the song going he's got the whole world and lots of other things in his hands. Any theologists on here reckon he's got lots of hands, and so arms, or just really big hands?
fuchsntf Posted 16 January 2017 Posted 16 January 2017 Once we shelf the gods, can we start on cats!!! , they all bloody think they are little gods..
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