Juan Jesus Roma

[FoxinNotts]

https://www.siamolaroma.it/2020/08/20/il-leicester-si-fa-avanti-per-juan-jesus/

 

Juan Jesus ended up in the sights of Leicester As reported in today's edition of Sky Sport, Leicester City came forward for Roma's Brazilian defender Juan Jesus. The Giallorossi central was recently approached to Cagliari, but his agent denied the possibility of seeing him play in Sardinia starting next season. Having now entered the list of probable starters, Juan Jesus could therefore land in England at the Leicester court which is currently testing the ground.

 

(Also mentioned in the twitter thread earlier)

[Ian Nacho]

Who? Gerrriminnn.

[Mike Oxlong]

I’ve often thought Jesus when reading this forum 

[urban.spaceman]

If we don't sign him I will be cross. 

[Finnegan]

I'm sure I read only a few days ago a bunch of shit bottom half Italian sides wanted him. 

 

I assume this is his agent drumming up interest. 

[Swarles Barkley]

Juan Jesus Roma

Theres only Juan Jesus Roma

Juan Jesus Rooooma

[Webbo]

Jesus would make an awful defender, he terrible on crosses.

[GeorgeTheFox]

I don't rate him at all from what I've seen of him

[harpendenfox]

It would be much easier to keep the faith with our very own Jesus.

[lcfc sheff]

He’s awful, he’d get crucified by the crowd 

[sphericalfox]

2 minutes ago, Webbo said:

Jesus would make an awful defender, he terrible on crosses.

[Vindaloo FOX]

Crazy Brazilian defender !! What can go wrong.

 

Sign him up. 

[gerrytaggart]

A Brazilian named Jesus??.... I don't care if he's a ****ing donkey - sign him up. 

[UHDrive]

With him in our team we'd be in heaven.

[manders86]

Gets on the end of a good cross... I'll get my coat 

[Dahnsouff]

Can feel a fish / Jesus crossover thread unfolding before my eyes 
I feel physically sick

[FOXYTALK]

the second coming.

[Dahnsouff]

Don’t care if he is the Messi of defence, for the love of his dad, close this thread

[Jobyfox]

If he settled in well he’d be walking on water 

[st albans fox]

Just now, FOXYTALK said:

the second coming.

Nope - there’s only Juan of him ...... l’ll get my coat .......

[Webbo]

1 minute ago, FOXYTALK said:

the second coming.

I haven't had one of those since I turned 30.

[Fox92]

7 minutes ago, Webbo said:

Jesus would make an awful defender, he terrible on crosses.

I'm not really Brian. Put me back. Bloody Romans, can't take a joke.

[Xen]

10 minutes ago, urban.spaceman said:

If we don't sign him I will be cross. 

Don't worry, this one's nailed on...

[Jobyfox]

His name actually sounds a bit like the curse Ranieri uttered when Arsenal scored that injury time goal in 15/16 

[Jobyfox]

Deal’s dead .... 

 

..... but could still be resurrected