Strange dreams you’ve had

[Parafox]

Embarrassingly, I had a dream where my wife and I went to the house of a stunningly beautiful blonde female colleague of mine who I had a crush on (honestly, a previous Miss Birmingham, make of that what you will). She also, in the real friendship, genuinely had a thing for me.

So at her house, her husband was there but they (genuinely) didn't get on. I was on their sofa and (let's call her Helen, because that's her actual name) slipped under the snug blanket and started to feel me up. My wife got suspicious so she stopped. I woke up with a feeling of loss and real sadness. Took me a while to assimilate my feelings.

 

Edited 22 January 2021 by Parafox

[Ian Nacho]

Not particularly strange but I had a dream I just thought fvck social distancing and had a massive piss up with loads of people. Good times. 

[AmarteyAndChill]

On 22/01/2021 at 19:26, Parafox said:

Embarrassingly, I had a dream where my wife and I went to the house of a stunningly beautiful blonde female colleague of mine who I had a crush on (honestly, a previous Miss Birmingham, make of that what you will). She also, in the real friendship, genuinely had a thing for me.

So at her house, her husband was there but they (genuinely) didn't get on. I was on their sofa and (let's call her Helen, because that's her actual name) slipped under the snug blanket and started to feel me up. My wife got suspicious so she stopped. I woke up with a feeling of loss and real sadness. Took me a while to assimilate my feelings.

 

Hahahahahaha. Hate it when I wake up and the sadness kicks in.

[CosbehFox]

On 15/01/2021 at 15:41, Cardiff_Fox said:

I had one recently where I was like a literature talk but there was lots of booze and it was dead leary. Basically when walking away from the seats, it was in a big pub. All I could think about waking up was how much I miss getting pissed in a pub

This week it was going on the piss in Dublin with the cast of the Wire 

[isaidno]

I had a dream last night that I was a contestant on dancing on ice. I had to skate to 'bring me to life' by Evanescence. I don't even watch the show 

[Ian Nacho]

Dreamt last night that we lost to Prague 

[Guest Electric Yetis]

Two nights ago dreamt my Mum went missing.

 

Last night dreamt my Mrs jumped off a building.

 

It's been a stressful two nights!

[String fellow]

26 minutes ago, Rain King said:

Two nights ago dreamt my Mum went missing.

 

Last night dreamt my Mrs jumped off a building.

 

It's been a stressful two nights!

Were they dreams or nightmares? Important distinction! Freud described dreams as the royal road to the unconscious mind, and that their obvious content unlocks subconscious desires. 

[Guest Electric Yetis]

4 minutes ago, String fellow said:

Were they dreams or nightmares? Important distinction! Freud described dreams as the royal road to the unconscious mind, and that their obvious content unlocks subconscious desires. 

Definitely nightmares 🤣.

 

Woke up in a right state both mornings.

[Sir Shep]

Last night I had an oriental women tie me down and forced me to continually drink mugs of hot chocolate, both fully clothed as well! No idea what that was all about. 

[The Fox Covert]

On 15/01/2021 at 09:41, Voll Blau said:

Football dreams are great. I had one the other night where we were playing Wrexham in a Premier League game and we brought on Kasey Keller to play up front. He was wearing his full goalie kit (the one from 96/97 with all the weird patterns on it) but had '9' on the back of his shirt. He scored the winner and then, instead of going down the tunnel, all the players went down into the SK1 concourse at the end of the game.

 

Oh, and Gareth Bale was playing for Wrexham.

Had you been playing too much Football Manager?

[isaidno]

Not a dream as such but the other night I woke my wife up singing songs from 'Waffle the wonder dog' in my sleep. 

[Parafox]

21 minutes ago, isaidno said:

Not a dream as such but the other night I woke my wife up singing songs from 'Waffle the wonder dog' in my sleep. 

Twice recently I have woken my wife by kicking her as I made a goal-line clearance in my dream.

[Izzy]

16 minutes ago, Parafox said:

Twice recently I have woken my wife by kicking her as I made a goal-line clearance in my dream.

Your poor wife taking one for the team again 

[Parafox]

6 minutes ago, Izzy said:

Your poor wife taking one for the team again 

Taking more than one "from the team" 

 

 

[LVFox]

Had a dream when Captain Tom was in hospital that him and Prince Phillip died on the same day.

 

Not longer after Tom dies, Phillip is in hospital. My timing is off I suppose...

[cambridgefox]

Had a dream last night that I was in an airport gasping for a fag.Not smoked for years.

They were really strict so I thought the safest place ,so I didn’t get caught was the un safest place on the side of the runway amongst the barrels of aviation fuel.

[yorkie1999]

On 22/01/2021 at 19:26, Parafox said:

Embarrassingly, I had a dream where my wife and I went to the house of a stunningly beautiful blonde female colleague of mine who I had a crush on (honestly, a previous Miss Birmingham, make of that what you will). She also, in the real friendship, genuinely had a thing for me.

So at her house, her husband was there but they (genuinely) didn't get on. I was on their sofa and (let's call her Helen, because that's her actual name) slipped under the snug blanket and started to feel me up. My wife got suspicious so she stopped. I woke up with a feeling of loss and real sadness. Took me a while to assimilate my feelings.

 

Should have gone back to sleep, your wife might have stormed off and left her to finish you off.

 Anyone ever woke from a brilliant dream and gone back to sleep to see how it ends?

Edited 22 February 2021 by yorkie1999

[orangecity23]

On 13/02/2021 at 11:13, isaidno said:

I had a dream last night that I was a contestant on dancing on ice. I had to skate to 'bring me to life' by Evanescence. I don't even watch the show 

That'll be your subconcious telling you it's time to wake you up (inside)

[sdb]

I had a very bizarre one the other night. Dan Walker was on some weekend morning cooking show type thing, and whilst he's guest cheffing, a pan of cooking oil just starts kicking off. It's spitting around the place and soon it's raining hot oil in the studio. It's coming from the ceiling and everything. Cue mass panic. The presenter and other guests leg it and the crew are screaming for DW to do the same. But in his desire to stay entirely professional and not ruin a live show, he just stands there, picking up extreme burns. His polished presence quickly deteriorates and everyone just watches as he slowly spirals into a world of pain. 

 

The panic and stress in the studio was intense. 

 

No idea what the dream signifies, nor why Dan Walker played such a huge part in it. Should probably check he's actually OK.

[Sly]

I had a dream recently, whereby I was starting up a brothel. 
 

I was conducting interviews for people to work there ..........

[Ian Nacho]

On 20/02/2021 at 12:17, Ian Nacho said:

Dreamt last night that we lost to Prague 

Came true. 

[Guest Electric Yetis]

On 20/02/2021 at 12:22, Rain King said:

Two nights ago dreamt my Mum went missing.

 

Last night dreamt my Mrs jumped off a building.

 

It's been a stressful two nights!

The dreams keep getting better. Last night dreamt I had testicular cancer.

[surrifox]

12 hours ago, Rain King said:

The dreams keep getting better. Last night dreamt I had testicular cancer.

Jeez. Are you eating suet pudding an hour before bedtime ? 

[Rob1742]

I started my own business and when it started doing well I used to dream I could fly. Just about a foot or two off the ground, but I could actually fly. It was great and was reoccurring, brilliant time dream wise, and personal wise. 
 

If I am ever really ill I have the same dream, had it all through my life. In a field, and the field moves, hard to explain. Think I had it initially when I was about seven with measles, then about half a dozen times since. Chicken pox, flu once, a bug that knocked me out. When it turns up it makes me think that it’s the dream I may have before I die, as it’s related to ill health and its when I am battling through a bad illness.