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The "Dyche is a silly gravelthroat with a bad team" thread

By OntarioFox, in Leicester City Forum

Who are we backing to get the job done now?  

8 members have voted

  1. 1. Choose your poison

    • Hodgson - wise old owl with another Crystanbul
      3
    • Smith - lovely squashed-pudding-faced Brummie
      5

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Stadt

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I’ve done a 180° turn on Burnley and Dyche, considering the size of the place and how successful they’ve been historically - the current ambition of their owner/s is pathetic. They’re a weak side held together by a manager that gets near to 100% out of them.

 

Their fans deserve better than super Arsenal lite

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OntarioFox

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12 minutes ago, Stadt said:

I’ve done a 180° turn on Burnley and Dyche, considering the size of the place and how successful they’ve been historically - the current ambition of their owner/s is pathetic. They’re a weak side held together by a manager that gets near to 100% out of them.

 

Their fans deserve better than super Arsenal lite

Reverse psychology. I like it. :brendan:

FoyleFox

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43 minutes ago, MiDuck55 said:

Sorry to be a party pooper but are we forgetting Burnley let in 4 goals last Saturday to bleeding Leeds United

 

At home !

It's not a perfect plan granted but it's all we've got...

 

Come on Burnley :clap:

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Mickyblueeyes

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48 minutes ago, MiDuck55 said:

Sorry to be a party pooper but are we forgetting Burnley let in 4 goals last Saturday to bleeding Leeds United

 

At home !

This sets them up nicely for a reaction. I can see it. Chris Wood winning the ball in the air, knocking it down for McNeil cross into the box, Rodriguez free at the far post. Keeper goes AWOL. Rodriguez misses from 5 yards. 

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cruzFOX

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Burnley will put up a fight but will it be enough. I thought Big Sam and his boys did well until the last minute.

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ARM1968

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Dyche is a cvnt, a whinging, whining, gravel gobbed cvnt. My oldest son is almost a carbon copy of the irritating tw@t - he’s a cvnt too - a fake Scouse Liverpool supporting cvnt. They’re both cvnts. 
 

So with the above in mind, good luck in your next game Sean. Hope you win lad. Go on, ya cvnt. 

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Gazza M

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Dyche and Klopp have a bit of history because Burnley didn't do the decent thing and let Liverpool stroll around the park at Anfield unchallenged. Hope they rough them up and at least get a point or something. 

Daggers

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8 hours ago, Number 6 said:

Always loved the guy. Come on Sean!

I’m not sure bukake is going to help, but I’m up for anything to lock in a top 4 slot.

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HitchinFox

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Dear Sean,

 

We all know that we haven't always seen eye-to-eye. I mean that literally too – looking at your ginger mug without laughing/feeling ill isn't easy. 

Alongside your face, another thing that is hard to watch is the "football" which your teams employ to scratch an existence in the English top flight. In fact, at times it questions the quality of the Premier League itself. Whenever you are more than six points clear of the relegation zone, questions need to be asked about other teams.  

To be fair, at least you are consistent – the ugliness of Burnley doesn't stop at your face or your tactics. It is also evident in your player recruitment. It is a well-known fact that the Premier League's global marketing department has grown a significant amount of grey hairs over the fact that a player like Ashley Barnes has somehow scored 36 goals over a period of five seasons and is regarded as your "star player". You can thank us for sending you Chris Wood – at least you now have a player whose picture the Premier League has approved to appear in adverts in foreign countries, without scaring the native kids.

But, alas, here we are. Despite all the reservations we have about you, your team and your individual players, we need a favour. A big one, please. 

See, we need you to employ all your ugliness, nastiness and gingerness tonight. We need you to beat a club which is, in some ways, even worse than you. You might have heard of them – it's the team you supported as a kid. 

For a club like yours to dream big, you need someone to lead the way. That's where we, Leicester, come in. Remember a few years ago, when we were going hammer and tongs in the race to win the Championship? It could've gone either way. We were near-equals. Not so much since, granted, but if we can do it, you can do it. All you need is some foreign owners from a far-away land who are prepared to commit. The pictures of Chris Wood might help with that, eventually. 

So please, Sean. Beat Liverpool tonight, get us into the proper European competition and show everyone how "little" clubs can still shake it with the big boys. Do that, and all is forgiven. 

Very Best Regards,

The Market Leaders



 

Kilworthfox

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8 hours ago, trabuch said:

I think Dyche's lad was a Leicester fan

Dyche is from Kettering, so wouldn't surprise anyone if he grew up a LCFC fan?

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8 hours ago, ARM1968 said:

Dyche is a cvnt, a whinging, whining, gravel gobbed cvnt. My oldest son is almost a carbon copy of the irritating tw@t - he’s a cvnt too - a fake Scouse Liverpool supporting cvnt. They’re both cvnts. 

Well this is superb lol 

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