The "Dyche is a silly gravelthroat with a bad team" thread

[Ricey]

I've met him before and to be fair to him he came across well. Myself and my mate approached him after a charity event and despite us being a bit drunk and despite interrupting him having a deep conversation with Jamie Carragher he was polite and friendly.

 

He's also done a Q&A at work and he came across really well in that as well. A lot more humble than perhaps he comes across on TV.

[Farrington fox]

He’ll go from zero to hero if his side beat the scousers tonight. 

[RonnieTodger]

Fancy Wood to bully their CBs, but it's the rest of the game that worries me  

[THE INSTRUCTOR]

43 minutes ago, Kilworthfox said:

Dyche is from Kettering, so wouldn't surprise anyone if he grew up a LCFC fan?

Disc bread is a Liverpool fan 

[Guest Mickyblueeyes]

Sean, you don’t like market leaders. So time to hand out some punishment. Defend like beavers!!

[Stadt]

10 hours ago, OntarioFox said:

Reverse psychology. I like it.

No I’m being genuine. I disliked them as a club when we’re at a similar(ish) level but after having gone to Turf Moor I appreciate them. Great history for a club from a place that’s similar in size to Loughborough.

 

I wouldn’t want Dyche here but he’d be a great fit for Newcastle or Palace where he’d get some backing at least. He’s flogging a dead horse there with dossers like Erik Pieters and Tim Westwood in midfield

[egg_fried_rice]

 

[Nalis]

I liked Sean Dyche before it was cool. Just saying.

Edited 19 May 2021 by Nalis

[Jon the Hat]

I'd like to be clear that we did have all the money, and we are very sorry.  It wasn't fair.  Gwon Sean.

[Jobyfox]

I fear: “tough trip away to Burnley” may be nothing more than a cliche like: “can they do it on a cold night in Stoke?” ☹️

[LCFCCHRIS]

Dear Chris wood. I had you as my background picture on PS3 back in the day after you scored some great goals for us after signing. Please do it again tonight!!! Thanks

[ozvaldo]

If Burnley win tonight, and if it's not one of the 359 days of the year where my wife doesn't prevent me from making intense, slow, painful love to her, I'm more than happy to film the occasion and release a "GINGER MOURINHOOOOO" at the threshold of expulsion.

 

[fazzyfox]

Just wait til he and the players see this disgraceful, disrespectful scene 

[HankMarvin]

9 minutes ago, fazzyfox said:

Just wait til he and the players see this disgraceful, disrespectful scene 

Wun Wun is clearly not a fan of Burnley 

 

 

[Bourbon Fox]

17 minutes ago, ozvaldo said:

If Burnley win tonight, and if it's not one of the 359 days of the year where my wife doesn't prevent me from making intense, slow, painful love to her, I'm more than happy to film the occasion and release a "GINGER MOURINHOOOOO" at the threshold of expulsion.

 

This guy gets it

[fazzyfox]

23 minutes ago, HankMarvin said:

Wun Wun is clearly not a fan of Burnley 

 

 

Wun Wun would suit me tonight, a decent result!

[filbertway]

I don't see how Wood doesn't go to town on Liverpools league one defence tonight

[filbertway]

 

[BenTheFox]

I've always felt that our fans' dislike for him was more than a little odd. He made a throwaway comment in a post-match interview nearly eight years ago when we were both going for promotion. Honestly, grow up. 

[stripeyfox]

Dyche has done a great job at Burnley but for me, I admired him when he was captain of third teir Chesterfield when they went all the way to the semi final of the FA Cup (and weren't far away from getting to the final).

 

Captain's penalty as well! 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/30628270

 

 

[Lineker's Left Foot]

4 hours ago, Ricey said:

I've met him before and to be fair to him he came across well. Myself and my mate approached him after a charity event and despite us being a bit drunk and despite interrupting him having a deep conversation with Jamie Carragher he was polite and friendly.

 

He's also done a Q&A at work and he came across really well in that as well. A lot more humble than perhaps he comes across on TV.

My mate used to play for Chesterfield with him.  Very nice chap apparently.

[Lambert09]

13 hours ago, TK95 said:

And if Allison comes running up for a corner in the 90th min, TWAT HIM 

So I know the fa cup was our perfect script. But what would be better than Liverpool drawing 0-0 with burnley... Allison comes up for the corner the commentators froffing at the thought of him scoring again. Only for burnley to clear their lines and go and score at the other end in an open net. 
 

before we draw on the final day and they cry themselves to sleep. 
 

 

genuine question though, why didn’t west brom stick a striker on the halfway line? You can bet your life Liverpool wouldn’t have sent the keeper up as a they would have wanted the point 

[Koke]

14 hours ago, Stadt said:

I’ve done a 180° turn on Burnley and Dyche, considering the size of the place and how successful they’ve been historically - the current ambition of their owner/s is pathetic. They’re a weak side held together by a manager that gets near to 100% out of them.

 

Their fans deserve better than super Arsenal lite

 

I genuinely wonder where all the Premier League money they've received in the last 5 years have gone? Even promoted teams over the years have outspent Burnley. 

 

**** Burnley and Dyche btw. They get all that TV money just sign Dale Stephens for £1m (their only signing last summer). I'm not expecting them to pay (30m for Benteke and pay him £100k a week but where the ambition? 

[fazzyfox]

[Ric Flair]

I'm going to dye my hair ginger and then give myself a number 2 buzz cut in honour of this fine specimen when they beat Liverpool tonight.

 

WE'RE UP ALL NIGHT FOR CHRIS WOOD