Ilias Chair

[Deeg67]

1 hour ago, Sparrowhawk said:

This has to be the most niche and obscure furniture design reference ever posted on Foxes Talk!

I got a million of em.

[onekeithweller]

Have we put a bid on the table yet?

[FoxesWalk]

How many chair punners really just want to sit in this blokes lap? 

[Ryy]

2 minutes ago, onekeithweller said:

Have we put a bid on the table yet?

No

[KFS]

4 minutes ago, onekeithweller said:

Have we put a bid on the table yet?

No mate, Chair

 

[FrankieADZ]

all these chair jokes, none of them have the legs

[Pliskin]

I’ve heard he’s a bit of a lazy boy. 

[Jobyfox]

If he doesn’t come after all these pages of ridiculous puns I’m going to deck him! 

[fuchsntf]

2 hours ago, onekeithweller said:

Have we put a bid on the table yet?

Still waiting for the full set.. ( I reckon some people missed the pun)..

[fuchsntf]

1 hour ago, FrankieADZ said:

all these chair jokes, none of them have the legs

It’s still got them rocking, just ( h)armless pretabled fun, relax & put a coaster underneath it..

[Wolfox]

Medical happening 

 

Taking a stool sample…

[Pliskin]

Should fit Enzo’s system well as a high wing back…….

[FrankieADZ]

seeing the QPR Ipswich highlights, Chair could do well for us here if we do go in for him

quick feet and very direct at times

and nearly scored from the half way line too

Edited 19 August 2023 by FrankieADZ

[FoxyJim1987]

This transfer would sit well with me.

[HoChiMinhFOX]

I need a sit down after all these terrible puns...

[RoboFox]

If he scores the ground will be rocking.

 

Edited 20 August 2023 by RoboFox

[SouthStandUpperTier]

1 minute ago, RoboFox said:

If he scores the ground will be rocking.

 

It'll be electric.

[splinterdream]

Judging by how slow the outgoings have been sofa, I can't see it happening, but if it does happen, then it'd be suite 🤗

Edited 20 August 2023 by splinterdream

[JimJams]

So Maresca had confirmed the interest in bringing him in and another player with a similar skillset. When asked on incoming players he said "I want 2, Chair and chair alike."

[cropstonfox]

3 hours ago, splinterdream said:

Judging by how slow the outgoings have been sofa, I can't see it happening, but if it does happen, then it'd be suite 🤗

Easy

[BlueThroughandThrough]

Look, with all these puns being throne around like we've signed him, just remember we need to sell players to cushion the financial cost right, so as not to saddle us with FFP problems later. 

I think we all need to calm down, take a pew and see how it goes...

[ronnup]

Give it a rest..

[NewquayFox]

The other lad up front with him looked decent, Sinclair Armstrong, only 20 but put himself about a bit…

Apologies for no Chair puns in my post…

[Scotch]

Just saw a Seat Ibiza with the reg D1N1NG! After a longue chaise, I watched it rock up to the club gates! Didn't see the face of who was driving, just his arm.

 

 

[frany104]

1 hour ago, NewquayFox said:

The other lad up front with him looked decent, Sinclair Armstrong, only 20 but put himself about a bit…

Apologies for no Chair puns in my post…

I thought he looked decent from what I saw. Big strong and quick, lead the line brilliantly. Bit of work on his finishing and he will be quality. I’d be happy if we signed him.