What grinds my gears...

[Bellend Sebastian]

On 08/07/2021 at 17:14, Bellend Sebastian said:

Getting a key cut, it not working and after 5 trips back to get it sorted it STILL not working. Is it that hard to do?

Update: took original key to the old guy in the shop in the precinct in Blaby.  Did two copies, both perfect first time.

 

The bad news is he retires tomorrow, so if you need a key cutting you've got until 4 pm tomorrow (Saturday) before he bins the f***er off forever.

 

I salute you, old key cutting guy and wish you the sweetest of retirements

 

 

[Jattdogg]

8 hours ago, Parafox said:

As we age the body changes, obviously, and for whatever evolutionary reason males and females tend to grow hair where it wasn't needed in earlier life. Also the nose and the ears are the only body parts that get bigger with age and that applies both to men and women.

Speak for yourself mate! Hehe

[Carl the Llama]

15 hours ago, Parafox said:

As we age the body changes, obviously, and for whatever evolutionary reason males and females tend to grow hair where it wasn't needed in earlier life. Also the nose and the ears are the only body parts that get bigger with age and that applies both to men and women.

Not the only parts 

[Parafox]

7 hours ago, Jattdogg said:

Speak for yourself mate! Hehe

 

32 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

Not the only parts 

OK. The only useful parts, then.

[SpacedX]

Brits that insist on saying 'bro', 'bruh' and 'dude'. 

[z-layrex]

2 hours ago, Line-X said:

Brits that insist on saying 'bro', 'bruh' and 'dude'. 

Why are you personally attacking me?

[SpacedX]

7 hours ago, z-layrex said:

Why are you personally attacking me?

It's all cool my dude. 

[Carl the Llama]

16 hours ago, Line-X said:

Brits that insist on saying 'bro', 'bruh' and 'dude'. 

Bruh moment

[Stuntman_Mike]

The term 'staycation' being used for holidays within your own country rather than just for staying local or at home.

 

 

[LVFox]

29 minutes ago, Stuntman_Mike said:

The term 'staycation' being used for holidays within your own country rather than just for staying local or at home.

 

 

Fully agree with this, only used by people who want to show off that they usually go abroad.

It's a holiday....own it.

[RonnieTodger]

I'm sure that it used to mean staying at your own home, but it's been reused by domestic holiday sellers.

[Innovindil]

 

Don't think I've ever seen anything so stupid in my entire life. Who the hell sits down and goes y'know what is a great idea, a glock that a kid will want to play with. Idiot(s).

[leicsmac]

39 minutes ago, Innovindil said:

 

Don't think I've ever seen anything so stupid in my entire life. Who the hell sits down and goes y'know what is a great idea, a glock that a kid will want to play with. Idiot(s).

The NRA and their backers. Such things sell, and the $$$ is what matters to them, nothing more.

[RonnieTodger]

Cats. Horrible little pricks.

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

7 hours ago, Innovindil said:

 

Don't think I've ever seen anything so stupid in my entire life. Who the hell sits down and goes y'know what is a great idea, a glock that a kid will want to play with. Idiot(s).

 

Well it's an utterly ridiculous idea, but being completely honest I don't think I've ever wanted anything more in my life

[Vacamion]

On 13/07/2021 at 16:31, Stuntman_Mike said:

The term 'staycation' being used for holidays within your own country rather than just for staying local or at home.

 

 

 

For a holiday in the UK, they had "Yoo-cation" right there in front of them.  

 

 

[urban.spaceman]

Having to risk being cut off from Universal Credit because I have a job interview today, at the same time as a work search review meeting and their response to me telling them that was to just reconfirm the work search review at the same ****ing time. 

[ozleicester]

10 hours ago, Vacamion said:

 

For a holiday in the UK, they had "Yoo-cation" right there in front of them.  

 

 

Yoo-kation 

[Jon the Hat]

18 hours ago, Innovindil said:

 

Don't think I've ever seen anything so stupid in my entire life. Who the hell sits down and goes y'know what is a great idea, a glock that a kid will want to play with. Idiot(s).

Apparently it is illegal to make a toy look like a gun, but legislators never in their wildest dreams thought anyone could be enough of a **** to make a Gun look like a toy.

[The People's Hero]

5 minutes ago, Jon the Hat said:

Apparently it is illegal to make a toy look like a gun, but legislators never in their wildest dreams thought anyone could be enough of a **** to make a Gun look like a toy.

I thought this also, but what about toy guns? They definitely exist?

[leicsmac]

1 hour ago, The People's Hero said:

I thought this also, but what about toy guns? They definitely exist?

And because they exist is exactly why real guns are not supposed in any way to look like them.

 

So this particular piece of creativity violates that idea horribly.

[tom27111]

The Amazon advert with the woman who has a lot of very neatly stacked boxes in the back of her van.

 

That's about an hours work at most.

 

Loading your van like that would take more time, but after 16 minutes, the yard marshall's would be screaming at you asking what was taking so fvcking long 

 

Although I guess an advert featuring me, sweating my balls off in my Leicester shirt, with 300 parcels rammed in, so you literally can't move in the back wouldn't look as good?

Edited 17 July 2021 by tom27111

[grth2004]

Constantly having to charge stuff 

[Duquesne Whistle]

10 hours ago, grth2004 said:

Constantly having to charge stuff 

Get yourself a blow up doll instead of an electrical one, that should cut down on your battery charging time mate 

[grth2004]

10 minutes ago, Duquesne Whistle said:

Get yourself a blow up doll instead of an electrical one, that should cut down on your battery charging time mate 

I can’t get rid of her we’re in this together for life , as she gets older she gets flatter so she’s ultra realistic.