Bas Dost

[dayday]

Sport witness are linking us with this guy, I know nothing about him other than he looks like a nasty bugger.

[filbertstreet]

sounds like a knockoff german war film

[norwichfox]

Looks interesting...

 

 

[ROB-THE-BLUE]

Tall dutch striker, plays for Wolfsburg. An obvious target man but only had 1 good season in the Bundesliga 

[Kilworthfox]

Big lump. Doesn't seem to be up to our standard. Ulloa replacement?

[Richmondfox]

Yes please. I've suggested him in the past but he had CL football where as we'd just survived.   They have Mario Gomez now but not sure if they would sell him as they've sold Max Kruse this window. 

[Fox92]

At least we'll have something to aim our long pointless balls into the six yard box at.

[Molson Canadian]

http://sportwitness.co.uk/leicester-city-newcastle-united-battling-sign-striker-club-demands-e12m/

 

[The Horse's Mouth]

He's really not that good. I'd have preferred to get in on who Wolfsburg have basically replaced him with in Mario Gomez. 

[Merging Cultures]

Yes please. I know nothing of him. But you all know I've been screaming for us to get some taller players in. He could turn out shite of course!

[Trav Le Bleu]

You fat Bas Dost!

[LinekersApples]

Bas is Dutch for Peter  and Dost is Dutch for Crouch

[MC Prussian]

Also rumoured to move to Portugal from what I've heard of late. Sporting Lisbon are interested. But so are Southampton (as a replacement for Pellè) and Besiktas (as a replacement for Mario Gomez).

[Vindaloo FOX]

but would you have this guy over Ulloa ?

[Staffs Fox]

Wasn't he in the Phantom Menace??

[The Doctor]

Just sounds like a less successful follow up to Du Hast - football chants need more Rammstein tbf.

[GeorgeTheFox]

This guy is not very good. His one good season was when he had De Bruyne putting it on a plate for him

[ronnup]

Reeks of us pressuring another target 

[Tuna]

 

[Max Power]

Absolute donkey who had a good six months 

[Lesteban]

This guy had a ridiculous hot streak a season or two back. Something ridiculous like 10 goals in one week, in Germany. Was the most efficient striker in Europe that year (lots of goals from not many shots). Aside from that know nothing about him other than he is a big lad. 

[StanSP]

27 minutes ago, GeorgeTheFox said:

This guy is not very good. His one good season was when he had De Bruyne putting it on a plate for him

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i can think of many other strikers who fvck chances up despite it being put on a plate for him.

 

And we have Mahrez. You not think he'll put goals on a plate for him as well?!

[Realist Guy In The Room]

6ft 5.

 

Gerrimin.

[MPH]

New plan is to sell vardy and play this guy up front with ulloa...

 

#itk

[Beliall]

Sounds like a Rammstein album