fuchsntf Posted 13 April 2017 Posted 13 April 2017 Get Waz, do a warm up routine, in coaching-support capacity, then gently knock Simeone into the pits, waz trips over and falls on top of him. Then uses Simis head for support while trying to get back up. Then help pull Simi up, making sure he falls into Wazis hip. And because Waz is a nice guy, he rubs Simis hair and pats him on the head.Whispering in his ear, leave it with yellow card gestures , we Poles love the delicacy pigs trotters, and yours will fit nicely on my plate. Simples......
maddog Posted 13 April 2017 Posted 13 April 2017 I don't care how much his suit and shiny shoes cost. He's just a big turd dressed as a diamond.
dynamark Posted 13 April 2017 Posted 13 April 2017 ,We should give this halfwit the full treatment on Tuesday,paint the dressing room dark brown ,cold water,no electric,drawing pins on the floor,no welcome to him or his directors and staff,no food or drink hotel in highfields,tour of the sewage works pre match -disgraceful behaviour by that individual last night lets make sure he doesn't want to come back. Not quite sure how we score as the whole team are very mobile and savvy but possibly the ariel route may work and a decent ref would be nice.
SheppyFox Posted 13 April 2017 Posted 13 April 2017 He's an undeniably talented bellend. Looking forward to seeing that look of defeat on his face next week
Richard Posted 13 April 2017 Posted 13 April 2017 3 hours ago, fuchsntf said: Get Waz, do a warm up routine, in coaching-support capacity, then gently knock Simeone into the pits, waz trips over and falls on top of him. Then uses Simis head for support while trying to get back up. Then help pull Simi up, making sure he falls into Wazis hip. And because Waz is a nice guy, he rubs Simis hair and pats him on the head.Whispering in his ear, leave it with yellow card gestures , we Poles love the delicacy pigs trotters, and yours will fit nicely on my plate. Simples...... Let's be honest wasyl isn't playing for us again so what a send off it'd be for him to plant one on the ****. Not sure about the rest of your post mind...
Parafox Posted 13 April 2017 Posted 13 April 2017 8 hours ago, Ric Flair said: Penis being he is one, no comment on his actual todger. Good, cos I bet Morgan's is huge. Maybe they should have a todge-off.
Parafox Posted 13 April 2017 Posted 13 April 2017 2 hours ago, dynamark said: Not quite sure how we score as the whole team are very mobile and savvy but possibly the ariel route may work and a decent ref would be nice. Or Vardy and Drinkwater in double action or Benny, colour and style?
The Doctor Posted 14 April 2017 Posted 14 April 2017 On 13/04/2017 at 09:09, Max Wall said: Stereotypes, while unflattering, exist for a reason. I'm with Alf Ramsey on Argentinian footballers. To my memory we've had two Argentines - Leo and Cambiasso. Don't think any sensible city fan has a bad word to say about either tbf. Less him being Argentinian, more him being a classless ****.
Max Wall Posted 14 April 2017 Posted 14 April 2017 1 hour ago, The Doctor said: To my memory we've had two Argentines - Leo and Cambiasso. Don't think any sensible city fan has a bad word to say about either tbf. Less him being Argentinian, more him being a classless ****. Agreed. It was posted with tongue firmly in cheek. Not intended to offend anyone. A regrettable attempt at humour on my behalf.
Mease Posted 14 April 2017 Posted 14 April 2017 Does the team need not to let this get under thier skin or could it be an idea to get them pissed off about it? In Shakes we trust.
bovril Posted 14 April 2017 Posted 14 April 2017 On 13/04/2017 at 09:43, gerrytaggart said: He looks like Martin Keown with learning difficulties. So like Martin Keown then?
Mease Posted 14 April 2017 Posted 14 April 2017 3 minutes ago, bovril said: So like Martin Keown then? Wednesday press conference image.
Lionheart10 Posted 14 April 2017 Posted 14 April 2017 On 13/04/2017 at 09:42, Lako42 said: He's a classless **** The end Absolutely.
Foxxed Posted 14 April 2017 Posted 14 April 2017 Well known **** acts like a **** angering fans who'd forgotten the level of the ****'s ****ery.
ramadaone Posted 14 April 2017 Posted 14 April 2017 He is a world class manager ( amongst other things ) still expecting any fans with an IQ of less than ten near the away dug out to have fistfuls of yellow cards at the ready
Dan Posted 14 April 2017 Posted 14 April 2017 Got immense respect for him as a manager and personally think he's the best in the world. I'm in agreement with whoever said he's a brilliant example of someone you love as your own and hate as an opponent, and I kind of took this admiration to him thinking he'd never be an opponent anyway The card waving is poor but I blame the authorities more than anyone for not clamping down on it. The stakes are that high you will go to any cost to win. The refereeing performance was utterly woeful and the sending off our bloke got while Simeone could practically pitch invade is a total failure to officiate a game fairly in my view. It's not good to see but I'll have no complaints if we cheat past them on Tuesday. Swings and roundabouts. It's not our problem as far as I'm concerned. Piss poor to not shake Shakey's hand if that's true though. That's just completely unnecessary.
foxinsocks Posted 14 April 2017 Posted 14 April 2017 These antics are adored by his fans while he is winning..... when he is struggling the athletico fans will say he has lost it
ZeGuy Posted 14 April 2017 Posted 14 April 2017 33 minutes ago, Dan LCFC said: Got immense respect for him as a manager and personally think he's the best in the world. I'm in agreement with whoever said he's a brilliant example of someone you love as your own and hate as an opponent, and I kind of took this admiration to him thinking he'd never be an opponent anyway The card waving is poor but I blame the authorities more than anyone for not clamping down on it. The stakes are that high you will go to any cost to win. The refereeing performance was utterly woeful and the sending off our bloke got while Simeone could practically pitch invade is a total failure to officiate a game fairly in my view. It's not good to see but I'll have no complaints if we cheat past them on Tuesday. Swings and roundabouts. It's not our problem as far as I'm concerned. Piss poor to not shake Shakey's hand if that's true though. That's just completely unnecessary. He doesn't shake anyone's hand. He just like that.
st albans fox Posted 14 April 2017 Posted 14 April 2017 1 hour ago, ramadaone said: He is a world class manager ( amongst other things ) still expecting any fans with an IQ of less than ten near the away dug out to have fistfuls of yellow cards at the ready I think he will find that quite amusing.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 14 April 2017 Posted 14 April 2017 Whilst I respect that Diego Simeone was a world-class footballer with over 100 caps for one of the most illustrious international teams and a superb manager with a cunning, tactical genius, if he were on the touchline, waving his hand in the air after I had brushed against one of his players, I'd be, "Oi! Simeone! NO! Whilst I appreciate that you have an Olympic silver medal and have won La Liga as both a player and manager, your frenetic gestures indicating that some kind of punishment should be meted out are reminiscent of a small child who has been told to go to bed early! Do yourself a favour and accept that you don't need to reduce the opposition to seven players in order to win the game!" Then I'd demand he retreat to his dugout and remain there until the end of the game, whereupon he would have to admit that Leicester were the superior team.
Dan Posted 14 April 2017 Posted 14 April 2017 2 hours ago, ZeGuy said: He doesn't shake anyone's hand. He just like that. So I hear. Strange that is. Not a fan of that one.
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