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"Riyad Mahrez must respect Leicester City" ........ says DENNIS WISE.

By urban.spaceman, in Leicester City Forum

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Mark_w

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Can't agree with Dennis on this one, surely Riyad should try to get the club liquidated for this glaring injustice?

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yorkie1999

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28 minutes ago, urban.spaceman said:

... only took him 15 bloody years to figure that one out!

 

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11712/11241278/riyad-mahrez-must-respect-leicester-says-dennis-wise

Reading that reminded me of this joke

 

Three balloons. Daddy balloon, mummy balloon and baby balloon.

Daddy balloon says to baby balloon, look son, you are much to old to sleep with mummy balloon and daddy balloon, you will have to sleep in you're own bed. Baby balloon protests, I like sleeping with you and mummy balloon. No you are not sleeping with us and that's final. Ok says baby balloon sadly.

Two in the morning baby balloon wakes up and decides to climb into bed with mummy balloon and daddy balloon. He finds there is no room, so he unties his daddy balloons knot and lets out some air, and ties him up again. Still no room, so he unties his mummy balloons knot, also lets some air out and ties her up again. he still can't get in, so he unties his own knot, lets out some air, and ties himself up again, he finally has room, and snuggles down with mummy balloon and daddy balloon.

The next day they all wake, and daddy balloon is really angry. He said son, I am really disappointed with you, I said you can't sleep with us and you still snuck into our bed. you've let me down, you've let mummy down, and most of all you've let yourself down. 

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12 minutes ago, yorkie1999 said:

Reading that reminded me of this joke

 

Three balloons. Daddy balloon, mummy balloon and baby balloon.

Daddy balloon says to baby balloon, look son, you are much to old to sleep with mummy balloon and daddy balloon, you will have to sleep in you're own bed. Baby balloon protests, I like sleeping with you and mummy balloon. No you are not sleeping with us and that's final. Ok says baby balloon sadly.

Two in the morning baby balloon wakes up and decides to climb into bed with mummy balloon and daddy balloon. He finds there is no room, so he unties his daddy balloons knot and lets out some air, and ties him up again. Still no room, so he unties his mummy balloons knot, also lets some air out and ties her up again. he still can't get in, so he unties his own knot, lets out some air, and ties himself up again, he finally has room, and snuggles down with mummy balloon and daddy balloon.

The next day they all wake, and daddy balloon is really angry. He said son, I am really disappointed with you, I said you can't sleep with us and you still snuck into our bed. you've let me down, you've let mummy down, and most of all you've let yourself down. 

FFS really tou need to carry on with the day job.

 

Tell me I've over slept and its April 1st.

kingfox

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38 minutes ago, NorthfieldsFox said:

Like Harold shipman telling my GP to look after his elderly patients 

 

:nigel:

Did you know he's still alive, he's currently a steward in front of A block.

Hammo

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37 minutes ago, yorkie1999 said:

Reading that reminded me of this joke

 

Three balloons. Daddy balloon, mummy balloon and baby balloon.

Daddy balloon says to baby balloon, look son, you are much to old to sleep with mummy balloon and daddy balloon, you will have to sleep in you're own bed. Baby balloon protests, I like sleeping with you and mummy balloon. No you are not sleeping with us and that's final. Ok says baby balloon sadly.

Two in the morning baby balloon wakes up and decides to climb into bed with mummy balloon and daddy balloon. He finds there is no room, so he unties his daddy balloons knot and lets out some air, and ties him up again. Still no room, so he unties his mummy balloons knot, also lets some air out and ties her up again. he still can't get in, so he unties his own knot, lets out some air, and ties himself up again, he finally has room, and snuggles down with mummy balloon and daddy balloon.

The next day they all wake, and daddy balloon is really angry. He said son, I am really disappointed with you, I said you can't sleep with us and you still snuck into our bed. you've let me down, you've let mummy down, and most of all you've let yourself down. 

Well it gave me a chuckle

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Go and tell Riyad that then Scrappy Doo

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"Dennis joined Leicester City amid rumours that his best days were behind him.His controversial behaviour continued, and he was finally sacked by the club after breaking teammate Callum Davidson's nose and jaw during an argument."

 

oh get in the bin!

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You know you just be acting a real dick if Dennis Wise doesn't agree with you.

Mark_w

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13 minutes ago, Mickyblueeyes said:

You know you just be acting a real dick if Dennis Wise doesn't agree with you.

You're generally being a good human being if Dennis Wise doesn't agree with you.

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