Corona Virus

[Brizzle Fox]

So you drive 30 miles with Covid symptoms to test your eyesight. Bold move. 

 

That statement was like a shit Agatha Christie plot line. 

[Bellend Sebastian]

5 minutes ago, Bilo said:

This doesn't even have Prince Andrew vibes. This has the vibes of that Tory MP from Little Britain trying to explain an accidental rimming incident. 

I thought the "I drove to Barnard Castle because of my bad eyes" had a Prince Andrew kind of vibe

[Corky]

1 minute ago, Brizzle Fox said:

So you drive 30 miles with Covid symptoms to test your eyesight. Bold move. 

 

That statement was like a shit Agatha Christie plot line. 

Isn't that a breach of the lockdown rules, then?

[Finnaldo]

What the fvck is this? 
 

Made a point about not going out the car on the way up, but then got out the car, ill, to play with his child, in what happened to be a tourist hotspot?

 

Cant be arsed.

Edited 25 May 2020 by Finnaldo

[Brizzle Fox]

Just now, Corky said:

Isn't that a breach of the lockdown rules, then?

Yes one of several breaches in that statement. 

[FerrisBueller]

Absolute worm, bottled it as soon as he's not reading his script.

[Trumpet]

Just now, Finnaldo said:

What the fvck is this? 
 

Made a point about not going Out the car on the way up, but then got out the car, ill, to play with his child, in what happened to be a tourist hotspot?

 

Cant be arsed.

There’s no way this has helped him. 

[SouthStandUpperTier]

He's doing his own version of the Stutter Rap now.

[stripeyfox]

this is like Sir Norman Fry on Little Britain!
 

[Dahnsouff]

He is not a politician, what are people expecting? 

Why watch it if you know the ending. 

[Unabomber]

Why did he never get tested? That is pretty weird 

[Unabomber]

Just now, Dahnsouff said:

He is not a politician, what are people expecting? 

Why watch it if you know the ending. 

Why would you not watch? This is like an episode of black mirror but real

[Dahnsouff]

Just now, Unabomber said:

Why did he never get tested? That is pretty weird 

Agreed.

[FerrisBueller]

"I appreciate you may be upset, but I'm right. Also my dad has a massive house"

[CosbehFox]

This common trick of the enemy being ‘the media’. 

 

There’s so many WTF? 
 

‘I wanted to stay at work, but I was thinking things over.....so I drove up to Durham. Then I got ill’ 

[stripeyfox]

1 minute ago, FerrisBueller said:

"I appreciate you may be upset, but I'm right. Also my dad has a massive house"

and some woods....

 

[Bilo]

I thought this would be bad. I was wrong. 

 

It's catastrophic. The newest meme. And it asks huge questions of Boris Johnson's judgement that he believed it.

[Dahnsouff]

Just now, Bilo said:

I thought this would be bad. I was wrong. 

 

It's catastrophic. The newest meme. And it asks huge questions of Boris Johnson's judgement that he believed it.

Nope.

[UniFox21]

Would've been more use if he'd sat singing "Wasn't me" by shaggy than this little performance he's put on

[Trumpet]

Well he’s swerved the apology.

[CosbehFox]

Me and Boris had a conversation but we forgot about that 😂😂

[Trumpet]

Needed to protect the Prime Ministers time 😂

[Zear0]

I too also stammer and stare at my feet when I'm speaking the truth... 

[SAFC1]

This has been pathetic. 

[Bellend Sebastian]

1 minute ago, Wet Trump said:

Well he’s swerved the apology.

Am I missing something - is saying sorry seen as fatally undermining someone's position these days? My instinct is that this would be playing a LOT better if he apologised, even a bit