I wish I had a pound for........

[Trav Le Bleu]

Every penny I have

Edited 8 August 2023 by Trav Le Bleu

[jonthefox]

I log on to Foxestalk knowing there's nowt worth reading. 

[Matt]

Everytime I said sideways or backwards last season.

[foxfanazer]

For every goal we've conceded from set pieces in the last 4 years

[foxfanazer]

1 hour ago, Will1981 said:

Every time somebody spelled Rodgers name wrong on here.

Chris Woods likes this post 

[FoyleFox]

Every time Brendan made a little note in his little book. 

[ozleicester]

Someone cries and uses the words "woke" and "snowflake"

[MPH]

6 hours ago, Wymsey said:

Each time you see chewing gum on a pavement.

 

 

 

 

you could buy a pack of 6 wrigleys really cheap and put them all on the ground in separate places and be quids in.

[Jon the Hat]

6 hours ago, Parafox said:

For every potato Mrs Para has brought back (or rather me, in the back of my car) in sacks from her allotment. 

 

Plus additional pounds for each time she says, "all the veg we had with our dinner today was grown by me".

 

TBF it's better than supermarket stuff.

Quality my wife is great humblebrag Para!

[stretch1965]

Someone posts 'Must Win' before a match 

[Aus Fox]

14 hours ago, foxfanazer said:

Everytime my Mrs says 'what shall we have for tea tonight'. Would pay for the amount of takeaways we end up having 

I did get a pound for ever time this happened, unfortunately it’s was lbs not £

[Aus Fox]

7 hours ago, ozleicester said:

Someone cries and uses the words "woke" and "snowflake"

That’s such a work things to say - classic snowflake move 

[ozleicester]

1 minute ago, Aus Fox said:

That’s such a work things to say - classic snowflake move 

[Guest Lako42]

Time I had a beer

Edited 9 August 2023 by Lako42

[The boy Linacre]

15 hours ago, foxfanazer said:

Mate don't even get me started. I used 'tea' as a direct quote. She's a Norfolk bird. Imagine her face the first time I asked her for a cob

Turkey?

[foxfanazer]

5 minutes ago, The boy Linacre said:

Turkey?

Nah she never gobbles

[TiffToff88]

Every time I rolled my eyes reading the Joke Thread

[Benguin]

Every time someone replies “busy” when I ask how there week has been. 

[Finnegan]

Every time @Fox92 has a moan about Patson fvcking Daka 

[Daggers]

Every time I post whore

 

 

[Izzy]

Every time @Finnegansays "I mean"

[Daggers]

Every time @Izzy makes a Dad joke.

[Fox92]

1 hour ago, Finnegan said:

Every time @Fox92 has a moan about Patson fvcking Daka 

Maybe nearly a millionaire.

[Claridge]

Every groan, when we concede a corner

[Guest Lako42]

Every time Logan Roy told someone to **** off