Team locked in dressing room post Plymouth game

[Vlad the Fox]

You lot don’t understand opening a door, you’re just a bunch of kick it open merchants. 

[suffolk fox]

12 hours ago, orangecity23 said:

Nothing bad was said. It was just that someone locked the door, and it took the squad several hours of walking sideways in front of the door before they could put the key into the lock.

Post of the decade never mind the year brilliant.

[Foxmeister]

Enzo refused to try more than 1 key to open the door.

[Pliskin]

13 hours ago, LcFc_Smiv said:

I’ve heard Enzo accidentally locked the door and passed the key to Mads, Mads gave it to Wout who gave it to Vesty, Vesty gave it back to Mads who then gave it Winks who passed it back and fourth to Ricky P until they passed it back to vesty, who then passed it to Wout, Wout gave it KDH who threw it to Stephy, stephy gave it back to Vesty who launched it to Abdul who quickly passed it Ndidi who then gave the key to Patson who was stood at the door, he dropped it and kicked it under door into the tunnel and they were all stuck in there until someone let them out about 45 mins later.

 

As I say, just what I’ve heard.

This is the greatest comment ever. 

[demon_dog]

Enzo told Daka to kick the door open, it took him half an hour to even find it!

[Stadt]

Even if it's true - having a go at the players is wrongheaded. 

 

If they're to play this programatic football, like the manager asks, they're going to struggle. It's like kicking your cat because it's not your dog.

[cityfanlee23]

13 hours ago, KrefelderFox666 said:

https://youtu.be/ylftUmF-GSw?si=dp0YLS2avz-V4_Wg

Im on my phone and I was smiling before I even opened this link as I knew exactly what it was going to be before seeing it, not disappointed at all 😂

[cityfanlee23]

13 hours ago, LcFc_Smiv said:

I’ve heard Enzo accidentally locked the door and passed the key to Mads, Mads gave it to Wout who gave it to Vesty, Vesty gave it back to Mads who then gave it Winks who passed it back and fourth to Ricky P until they passed it back to vesty, who then passed it to Wout, Wout gave it KDH who threw it to Stephy, stephy gave it back to Vesty who launched it to Abdul who quickly passed it Ndidi who then gave the key to Patson who was stood at the door, he dropped it and kicked it under door into the tunnel and they were all stuck in there until someone let them out about 45 mins later.

 

As I say, just what I’ve heard.

You’ve won the forum with this, cracking effort mate 😂

[leatherhead32]

15 hours ago, LcFc_Smiv said:

I’ve heard Enzo accidentally locked the door and passed the key to Mads, Mads gave it to Wout who gave it to Vesty, Vesty gave it back to Mads who then gave it Winks who passed it back and fourth to Ricky P until they passed it back to vesty, who then passed it to Wout, Wout gave it KDH who threw it to Stephy, stephy gave it back to Vesty who launched it to Abdul who quickly passed it Ndidi who then gave the key to Patson who was stood at the door, he dropped it and kicked it under door into the tunnel and they were all stuck in there until someone let them out about 45 mins later.

 

As I say, just what I’ve heard.

 now i have to go out with my stupid smile for rest of day , they say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit , well it aint and this proves it . cheeky but comedy gold

[Tielemans63]

I heard that Enzo locked the door and insisted the whole team watch his Best of Garry Kasparov DVD. 

Edited 17 April by Tielemans63

[LcFc_Smiv]

14 hours ago, Pliskin said:

This is the greatest comment ever. 

 

14 hours ago, cityfanlee23 said:

You’ve won the forum with this, cracking effort mate 😂

 

12 hours ago, leatherhead32 said:

 now i have to go out with my stupid smile for rest of day , they say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit , well it aint and this proves it . cheeky but comedy gold

It’s funny what you can come up with bored out your mind while your Mrs has some rubbish design show on on BBC. I was proper surprised to see the reaction when I’ve just signed on after work, if only I was this funny in real life 

[Motty]

Enzo didnt lock the door.

Preston did as they want to play us every week.

We rang the efl for help, they rang back and said there was nothing they could do as it was not in the rules.

We then got a call from the epl saying they had something in their rules but could not help as we were in the efl.

[cruzFOX]

All kidding aside what really did happen behind that locked door? Some serious rodgering perhaps (as Rick might say)?

[leatherhead32]

12 hours ago, LcFc_Smiv said:

 

 

It’s funny what you can come up with bored out your mind while your Mrs has some rubbish design show on on BBC. I was proper surprised to see the reaction when I’ve just signed on after work, if only I was this funny in real life 

im sure you are or have the ability to be  , you brought joy to the forum pal , im hoping mrs smiv will be watching a crap progm tonight  but dont feel pressured let it happen naturally i for one wont expect a belter like that for a long time.  

[FoyleFox]

On 16/04/2024 at 19:51, LcFc_Smiv said:

I’ve heard Enzo accidentally locked the door and passed the key to Mads, Mads gave it to Wout who gave it to Vesty, Vesty gave it back to Mads who then gave it Winks who passed it back and fourth to Ricky P until they passed it back to vesty, who then passed it to Wout, Wout gave it KDH who threw it to Stephy, stephy gave it back to Vesty who launched it to Abdul who quickly passed it Ndidi who then gave the key to Patson who was stood at the door, he dropped it and kicked it under door into the tunnel and they were all stuck in there until someone let them out about 45 mins later.

 

As I say, just what I’ve heard.

outstanding 

[Lionator]

On 18/04/2024 at 05:13, cruzFOX said:

All kidding aside what really did happen behind that locked door? Some serious rodgering perhaps (as Rick might say)?

It was led by Coady so who knows, gives me a bit of anxiety about dressing room divisions. 

[Arriba Los Zorros]

On 16/04/2024 at 19:51, LcFc_Smiv said:

I’ve heard Enzo accidentally locked the door and passed the key to Mads, Mads gave it to Wout who gave it to Vesty, Vesty gave it back to Mads who then gave it Winks who passed it back and fourth to Ricky P until they passed it back to vesty, who then passed it to Wout, Wout gave it KDH who threw it to Stephy, stephy gave it back to Vesty who launched it to Abdul who quickly passed it Ndidi who then gave the key to Patson who was stood at the door, he dropped it and kicked it under door into the tunnel and they were all stuck in there until someone let them out about 45 mins later.

 

As I say, just what I’ve heard.

Brilliant stuff sir you've made me literally shit myself laughing. Luckily I was on the toilet at work so no harm done.

[teblin]

54 minutes ago, Lionator said:

It was led by Coady so who knows, gives me a bit of anxiety about dressing room divisions. 

If that is true about Coady, I can't believe it was done negatively. Probably more of a rallying cry.

[Pliskin]

13 minutes ago, teblin said:

If that is true about Coady, I can't believe it was done negatively. Probably more of a rallying cry.

Exactly Coady isn’t that kind of character, the guy was included in the England squad because of his leadership qualities and attitude. Plus, if you look at it from his point of view if he demonstrates outstanding leadership in front of Enzo and Wout is sat there like a lemon, Enzo might decide to include him into the team. 

[FoxesWalk]

27 minutes ago, teblin said:

If that is true about Coady, I can't believe it was done negatively. Probably more of a rallying cry.

Or an intervention for Enzo’s addiction to starting Faes over him 

[AKCJ]

On 17/04/2024 at 09:27, Stadt said:

Even if it's true - having a go at the players is wrongheaded. 

 

If they're to play this programatic football, like the manager asks, they're going to struggle. It's like kicking your cat because it's not your dog.

Do you honestly think Enzo wants us to play how we did against Milwall and Plymouth?

[westernpark]

So what we’re saying is, if we line up 442 against WBA, Coady will be our Cambiasso like the 2014-2015 season.

[SystonFox]

27 minutes ago, westernpark said:

So what we’re saying is, if we line up 442 against WBA, Coady will be our Cambiasso like the 2014-2015 season.

hes the messiah

[Dr The Singh]

54 minutes ago, AKCJ said:

Do you honestly think Enzo wants us to play how we did against Milwall and Plymouth?

He did say we played well, he was happy.

[Stadt]

1 hour ago, AKCJ said:

Do you honestly think Enzo wants us to play how we did against Milwall and Plymouth?

Obviously not. He thinks the problem is the execution but tactically it just isn't working. He can complain about the players all he wants but he's set them up to fail.

 

The system has been found out, player performance isn't what is letting the system down.