How Was Your Day?

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41 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

The hot Eastern European girl at work has apparently developed a predeliction towards... how should I put it... 'savouring my manhood'.

 

It's been a good day

 

[Izzy]

7 minutes ago, Beliall said:

he been sending her dick picks and she's "saving" them for HR

 that's put me right off my chicken jalfrezi. Thanks mate 

[Mike Oxlong]

56 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

The hot Eastern European girl at work has apparently developed a predeliction towards... how should I put it... 'savouring my manhood'.

 

It's been a good day

So, what is the Romanian word for transgender ?

[Carl the Llama]

1 hour ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

So in plain English.......she gave you a BJ in the bogs after everyone had left the office? 

Close enough:  I make no exaggeration when I say she was literally begging me to get my willy out in my car outside of my house in full view of the public at 4 in the afternoon but alas I'm slightly too prudish for that so I put up a stand until she agreed to go inside   To top it all off once she had her fill she declared that her next wish was to be fed daily so to speak and also for permission to clean my bedroom.  The perfect woman.

 

 

I feel like to anyone reading it this story's rather obviously bollocks of Tincy proportions but I assure you all it's the truth and I'm just as confused by this sudden turn of events as everyone else is.

[Izzy]

3 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

Close enough:  I make no exaggeration when I say she was literally begging me to get my willy out in my car outside of my house in full view of the public at 4 in the afternoon but alas I'm slightly too prudish for that so I put up a stand until she agreed to go inside   To top it all off once she had her fill she declared that her next wish was to be fed daily so to speak and also for permission to clean my bedroom.  The perfect woman.

 

 

I feel like to anyone reading it this story's rather obviously bollocks of Tincy proportions but I assure you all it's the truth and I'm just as confused by this sudden turn of events as everyone else is.

Kin el, you jammy fooker! Good for you mate. Keep us posted on the next erotic episode. I used to buy Fiesta and Mayfair for stories like this...

[ajthefox]

Only a matter of time until the crazy comes out. Enjoy the bjs while you can.

[Carl the Llama]

1 minute ago, ajthefox said:

Only a matter of time until the crazy comes out. Enjoy the bjs while you can.

Oh she's a nutjob alright.  I prefer the crazy ones tbh, more excitement.

[Beliall]

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Carl the Llama is Tince, it all makes sense now

[Soar Fox]

Got fed and fed some more.

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1 hour ago, Carl the Llama said:

she was literally begging me to get my willy out

Ethel from Eastenders liked to get her Willy out too.

[Jon the Hat]

1 hour ago, Carl the Llama said:

Close enough:  I make no exaggeration when I say she was literally begging me to get my willy out in my car outside of my house in full view of the public at 4 in the afternoon but alas I'm slightly too prudish for that so I put up a stand until she agreed to go inside   To top it all off once she had her fill she declared that her next wish was to be fed daily so to speak and also for permission to clean my bedroom.  The perfect woman.

 

 

I feel like to anyone reading it this story's rather obviously bollocks of Tincy proportions but I assure you all it's the truth and I'm just as confused by this sudden turn of events as everyone else is.

Marry her

[Stadt]

Will there be any changes with residency laws any time soon? Asking for a friend 

Edited 5 January 2017 by Wookie

[SystonFox]

7 hours ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

Carl the Llama is Tince, it all makes sense now

 

7 hours ago, Steve_Walsh5 said:

Got fed and fed some more.

My first thoughts. 

[David Guiza]

Car doors frozen shut made for a lovely start!

 

Need to get the sealant to the doors fixed in the long run, but does anybody know any quick fixes?

[Beliall]

2 minutes ago, David Guiza said:

Car doors frozen shut made for a lovely start!

 

Need to get the sealant to the doors fixed in the long run, but does anybody know any quick fixes?

pee on it

[kingcarr21]

3 minutes ago, David Guiza said:

Car doors frozen shut made for a lovely start!

 

Need to get the sealant to the doors fixed in the long run, but does anybody know any quick fixes?

smash the window

[deejdeej]

Freezing this morning about 5am, -3 my car said yet the windows weren't frozen at all and no sign of rain. Strange but welcomed.

[David Guiza]

17 minutes ago, Beliall said:

pee on it

 

16 minutes ago, kingcarr21 said:

smash the window

I tried both simultaneously. Wouldn't recommend it. 

[Carl the Llama]

Quick update for you all: Hot crazy punk girl wants to spend the night at my place getting stoned and staying over.  

 

This kind of thing does not happen to me,  I'm a little scared tbh:  After last season and now this I'm convinced I'm stuck either in a coma or a horribly glitchy computer simulation.

[Mike Oxlong]

24 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

Quick update for you all: Hot crazy punk girl wants to spend the night at my place getting stoned and staying over.  

 

This kind of thing does not happen to me,  I'm a little scared tbh:  After last season and now this I'm convinced I'm stuck either in a coma or a horribly glitchy computer simulation.

 Have you recently found employment with the Vivid Entertainment Group ?

 

Tomorrow it will be a Latina bikini car wash scene

[Stadt]

2 hours ago, Carl the Llama said:

Quick update for you all: Hot crazy punk girl wants to spend the night at my place getting stoned and staying over.  

 

This kind of thing does not happen to me,  I'm a little scared tbh:  After last season and now this I'm convinced I'm stuck either in a coma or a horribly glitchy computer simulation.

pics

[bovril]

Last night I dreamt I was commissioned to write, direct and star in a stage musical based on the life of Ron Atkinson. 

[AKCJ]

2 hours ago, Carl the Llama said:

Quick update for you all: Hot crazy punk girl wants to spend the night at my place getting stoned and staying over.  

 

This kind of thing does not happen to me,  I'm a little scared tbh:  After last season and now this I'm convinced I'm stuck either in a coma or a horribly glitchy computer simulation.

pics or gtfo

[bovril]

1 minute ago, AKCJ said:

pics or gtfo