How Was Your Day?

[cambridgefox]

1 minute ago, ScouseFox said:

haha, i don’t even have a CV. worked in the same company since i was 18 bar a month i left then came back. 

 

now if i wanted to leave i would assume my 7 years of experience in the industry would count more than getting a slightly higher GCSE in religious studies. 

Oh,the job I was offering was for a Catholic priest.

Another thing is IMO I don’t think you can teach someone in sales.

Youve either got a bit about you,or you haven’t.

Got a mate who worked on the money markets and his best bloke he employed was a young brickie who worked at his dads betting shop at weekends.

The ones that came to interviews saying” I like reading the Financial Times” were a no go.

 

As they were leaving the room he used to ask” What is half of 99?”

Apparently most people get it wrong when put on the spot.

 

Apparently my answer of small cone,no flake was the best he has heard,I’m proud of that!

Can I add I wasn’t at the interview and sell very exciting packaging!

[Jattdogg]

Fcuk me it ended off barfy.

 

My 6 year old son was laying in our bed  as a movie was finishing up and said he felt sick... He was sick alright. Threw up all over himself, in my hands (as i cupped while the wife ran to get the garbage can from the loo), up my arms over my bed sheets, pillows, carpet,  wall, table. Full out monthy python'd that biatch.

 

Had to wipe the barf off myself, him then take him in the shower to wash it all off. Then the cleanup of hand picking the barf chunks out of the sheets, carpet, towel etc.

 

Joys of parenthood for the win.

Edited 23 August 2019 by Jattdogg

[StanSP]

What did you feed him

 

[Jattdogg]

4 hours ago, StanSP said:

What did you feed him

 

We went to niagara for 1.5 days so assume something overpriced that he ate. The wife also threw up and is hoarding the toilet.  Me and my daughter are perfectly fine. 

 

Niagara,  honeymoon capital, world wonder,  tourist trap overpriced land that leaves you with throwup and runny feces as a going away preezzie

[Stadt]

Moved my stuff into my new flat for my final year at uni yesterday in Sheff, came back down for Pete Tong, Danny Howard & Groove Armada at DMH tonight. Then back up to Sheff for the game tomorrow. Will be out Sunday night too. So I’m gonna feel rough as f uck Monday.

 

Will probably come in steaming Saturday singing about Soyuncu’s cock, what a first  impression to make to my new flat mates  

[Jattdogg]

3 hours ago, Stadt said:

Moved my stuff into my new flat for my final year at uni yesterday in Sheff, came back down for Pete Tong, Danny Howard & Groove Armada at DMH tonight. Then back up to Sheff for the game tomorrow. Will be out Sunday night too. So I’m gonna feel rough as f uck Monday.

 

Will probably come in steaming Saturday singing about Soyuncu’s cock, what a first  impression to make to my new flat mates  

They  might like more meat in the flat.

 

[stix]

 

I was randomly watching this earlier today, I swear Jeff Schlupp is stood next to him around the 1:00-1:20 mark. I actually doubt it’s him, but he’s the spit!! Even got the gappy teeth!! 

[Stadt]

Absolutely incredible day out yesterday, completely lost my voice now. Leicester City 💙💙💙💙

[VLC86]

5 minutes ago, Stadt said:

Absolutely incredible day out yesterday, completely lost my voice now. Leicester City 💙💙💙💙

I barely had a voice to start with so I feel like death today.

 

It didn’t help that I got stuck on the train that stopped at Derby station to kick a racist old man out. Was about 100 degrees on that thing.

 

Great day though.

Edited 25 August 2019 by Costock_Fox

[Lionator]

Went to the pub for a bank holiday drink. Basking in the Ben Stokes glory and then realised one of my mates has quite a major drug issue after turning up stoned and giving his nose a good workout throughout the evening. It's really come into his personality over the last couple of years and it's all he ever talks about, it's only now that I've realised. Not sure whether to ditch him or say something, he's not the sort of person who would accept he has an issue though. 

 

Not sure if this is the right thread, but would be interested to hear what others think and if they've similar experiences with mates. 

[FoxesDeb]

10 hours ago, Lionator said:

Went to the pub for a bank holiday drink. Basking in the Ben Stokes glory and then realised one of my mates has quite a major drug issue after turning up stoned and giving his nose a good workout throughout the evening. It's really come into his personality over the last couple of years and it's all he ever talks about, it's only now that I've realised. Not sure whether to ditch him or say something, he's not the sort of person who would accept he has an issue though. 

 

Not sure if this is the right thread, but would be interested to hear what others think and if they've similar experiences with mates. 

I realise it's a bit late, and I don't have experience of it with a friend, but my instinct says you should talk to him. You never know, you might be able to make a difference. If you don't try though you'll never know. If he's not interested, at least you've given it a go. 

[Langston]

On 24/08/2019 at 11:37, stix said:

 

I was randomly watching this earlier today, I swear Jeff Schlupp is stood next to him around the 1:00-1:20 mark. I actually doubt it’s him, but he’s the spit!! Even got the gappy teeth!! 

 

THE RILPH LAUREN LACOSTE THE LOYLE IN SCOTT

 

Christ this takes me back

[Kopic]

****ing think I've just dislocated my shoulder. 2 tramadol have made the pain bearable but still hurts. Any advice? Lovely end to a bank holiday.

Edited 27 August 2019 by Kopic

[Kopic]

17 minutes ago, Kopic said:

****ing think I've just dislocated my shoulder. 2 tramadol have made the pain bearable but still hurts. Any advice? Lovely end to a bank holiday.

****ing feel like I'm gonna lose my arm ffs. NHS direct is shite. "Oh you may have dislocated your shoulder please go to a&e in the morning and someone will call you back within the hour" - 2 hours ago, no call. Fun times.

[Nick]

3 hours ago, Kopic said:

****ing feel like I'm gonna lose my arm ffs. NHS direct is shite. "Oh you may have dislocated your shoulder please go to a&e in the morning and someone will call you back within the hour" - 2 hours ago, no call. Fun times.

Go to a and e now. Fvck NHS direct.

[Grebfromgrebland]

There are are times when you should try and relieve pressure on a&e. A dislocated shoulder isn't one of them. 

[Kopic]

Got to a&e this morning, proper impressed how quick it was, in and out in under an hour. Confirmed dislocation but it had popped back in on it's own, still so bloody painful, suspected rotator cuff damage, got a lovely sling now. The nurse wasnt particularly happy I'd had someone else's tramadol.

[Jattdogg]

52 minutes ago, Kopic said:

Got to a&e this morning, proper impressed how quick it was, in and out in under an hour. Confirmed dislocation but it had popped back in on it's own, still so bloody painful, suspected rotator cuff damage, got a lovely sling now. The nurse wasnt particularly happy I'd had someone else's tramadol.

I dislocated my shoulder  last march 2018. Facking hurt like a bitch, went to hospital put me under and popped it back in. Then had an MRI  a month later or so followed by surgery last July. I'm back to normal but have less range of motion in my shoulder. I had a tear in the shoulder so it had to be repaired.

I have actually dislocated my should several times before but it wasn't always a full pop out. It would roll and start to but I'd grab my shoulder and manage to help prevent it. The first time it happened,  it popped out but on my way down to the hospital it rolled back in just like yours. F-ing hate thinking about it.

 

Feel better, get physio and do the surgery. Once its popped out the likelyhood it happens again is higher. Surgery doesnt mean it cant happen again but it helps

 

 

Also, be careful when you wank next time as serious things can happen.

Edited 27 August 2019 by Jattdogg

[Jimothy]

Started my new job today. Only a small office. Two ladies who are full time. Two more who are part time. And three guys, me, a driver trainer and the big boss. One problem, all us guys share the same first name 

[Wymsey]

4 minutes ago, Facecloth said:

Started my new job today. Only a small office. Two ladies who are full time. Two more who are part time. And three guys, me, a driver trainer and the big boss. One problem, all us guys share the same first name 

Bad luck, Brian..

[Jimothy]

1 minute ago, Wymeswold fox said:

Bad luck, Brian..

You'd never find three Brian's in one room  Not that many people would call their son Brian...........

 

Your name isn't Brian is it Wymesy? 

[Buce]

12 minutes ago, Facecloth said:

Started my new job today. Only a small office. Two ladies who are full time. Two more who are part time. And three guys, me, a driver trainer and the big boss. One problem, all us guys share the same first name 

 

That's remarkable.

 

I assumed Facecloth was a really uncommon name.

[Dr The Singh]

Drinking happy hour beers in Washington DC, just ordered 6 beers, the bar lady asked if they were for me, I said they were for my mates who are comming soon (everyone knows I have no friends) half way through drinking the beers she asked where my friends are, I told her they let me down....she know I was bullshiting, but gave me another 6 beers, happy days.

[Stadt]

8 minutes ago, Dr The Singh said:

Drinking happy hour beers in Washington DC, just ordered 6 beers, the bar lady asked if they were for me, I said they were for my mates who are comming soon (everyone knows I have no friends) half way through drinking the beers she asked where my friends are, I told her they let me down....she know I was bullshiting, but gave me another 6 beers, happy days.

Blue Oyster?

[Dr The Singh]

Just now, Stadt said:

Blue Oyster?

Defo......if your free come and join me.   Arseless chaps are a must.